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Why I Joined
I was going to join here in 05 when dimebag was murderd but i was put off by some of the comments but i have since become a Born Again Christian and am a member of Brothers In Christ and therefore felt bad for judging other peoples lifes and words and decided to join up finaly and live and let live. I hope to share my love of metal and guitar playing here but i also hope i can talk about Christ from time to time and have a discussion going.Dont worry im not gunna try to convert anyone lol i just want to make sure ive done my part by at least saying His name every now and a gain.
glad to be here.My real name is barry by the by,so you can call me that or MIND or what ever you want! ha ha
p.s my avatar isnt racist,Im just a southern boy who respects his heritage.Some of my best friends are colords,i bought my first guitar from a colord gentlemen when i was 16,my sister is marryed to one also.she has a baby boy with him...
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2012-03-07, 01:08
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2012-03-07, 01:14
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The only reason you're still here is because Bobbi desperately needs a friend. Until now she's been the only fully qualified hick we've had, but your credentials seem pretty legit in that department. Just keep her busy for us and you can freely "get tight with Jesus" all over the place.
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2012-03-07, 02:35
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Far Beyond Troll.
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2012-03-07, 02:54
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It's gotta be someone from M-T. Don't think anyone outside of metaltabs cares about metaltabs enough to troll it, haha.
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2012-03-07, 06:02
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[...] i have since become a Born Again Christian and am a member of Brothers In Christ
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2012-03-07, 07:17
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I commend the modly decision not to use the powers of ban.
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2012-03-07, 07:44
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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2012-03-07, 14:19
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paddy -sorry for not reading the rules,I admit i didnt think hello threads would be banned on a forum -this is a first for me ha ha! And i hope bobbi isnt the only friend for me here
Im not a troll i know talking about Christ in a first post probaly isnt what youd would expect on a metal forum but it wont be a regular accurance so dont worry!
any way im a lil embarassed by all this now so i hope we can just draw a line under it and get back to talkin about metal ha ha
thanks for not banning me ha ha
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2012-03-07, 16:13
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I almost choked on my potato. Hey n0ob, do you happen to know Samuel Action Jackson or Mel Whichwaydidhego Gibson? They're here, too.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
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2012-03-07, 16:22
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A southern boy, you say? Hmm. Something wroung with your profile then. Can you guess what might be there that's wroung?
Gots ta be more careful, limey.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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2012-03-07, 17:42
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Umm,not really sure what to say to that...
Im southern,im a 'boy',my profile has the Confederate flag. not sure were the problem is.I also dont know mel gibson,but i wish i did.Im not catholic but i respect him.
xxx in your name -i guess it dont take a scientist to figure that your pro choice aswell as pro depravity? i dont want to judge but its kinna hard to take seriusly someone who has to announce there love of porno to every one.If its 'ok' to watch maybe you shoudn't need validation from others.Besides,no bodies out of Christs field of view
http://newlifehabits.com/
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2012-03-07, 17:53
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hahaha omg You're too funny!!! That never entered my mind when I used that for my name here. It was Love, Bobbi kisskisskiss. Btw, your flag has no value unless it's on an antique show.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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2012-03-07, 17:59
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bobbi?? Are you the bobbi im supposed to be friends with? i cant think of why paddy said that because its obvious you and i wont see eye to eye on anything...
if my flag is so 'obsoleet' maybe you can tell why its still flying high and proud all over the south?
your name is not porn related,i apologize. As a Christian im happy to admit im wrong,but whats the chances i could have come to any other conclusion about your name? I spose i shouldnt expect anything to make sense from a northener!!
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2012-03-07, 18:06
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Alright Paddy. You can stop it now.
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Probably because all y'all don't like to wear the "L" status.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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2012-03-07, 19:04
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Alright Paddy. You can stop it now.
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2012-03-07, 19:35
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When you say "you can stop it now" do you mean I can go ahead and ban him or do you think it's actually me trolling and you're telling me to stop?
If you want him banned you'll have to get PST on the case - his kind never passes up the chance to nail a Christ-lover (pun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!).
If you want me to stop being a troll I'll have to first figure out a way of altering reality so that your assumption that I'm trolling is actually correct. All I need is a ticket to the LHC and a level 22 wizard with extra-strong bungee cords.
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2012-03-07, 19:48
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If you just give me Jupiter I could whip something up for ya.
Anyhows, I'm off to throw a sacrificial goat to the dark master, them science talents don't come for free you know.
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2012-03-07, 19:52
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I didn't know Chris liked goats.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2012-03-07, 19:59
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Nah, I just throw a carrot at him, occasionally. It does't accomplish much, but y'know, it's kind of it's own reward, really.
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Listening to Cannibal Corpse and cutting trees with a chainsaw, now that's metal
"He preferred the hard truth over his dearest illusion. That, is the heart of science."
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2012-03-07, 20:01
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Im not a troll i know talking about Christ in a first post probaly isnt what youd would expect on a metal forum but it wont be a regular accurance so dont worry!
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Christianity is mostly redundant and incredibly boring..
Let the world know when you're interested in burning heathens again.
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2012-03-07, 20:30
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When you say "you can stop it now" do you mean I can go ahead and ban him or do you think it's actually me trolling and you're telling me to stop?
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Don't ban him, too much lulz. The most entertaining thing to happen here in a long time. I don't think it's Paddy, I bet it's Requiem.
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2012-03-07, 20:44
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*holds back laughter* Okay, if you say so.
Requetum darned near killed him.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2012-03-07, 23:13
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Don't ban him, too much lulz. The most entertaining thing to happen here in a long time. I don't think it's Paddy, I bet it's Requiem.
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No way it is Reqtum, he's nowhere near this funny/clever. He wouldn't have time for these shenanigans anyway. His muscles, wife, and baby would totally get in the way.
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2012-03-07, 23:53
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No way it is Reqtum, he's nowhere near this funny/clever. He wouldn't have time for these shenanigans anyway. His muscles, wife, and baby would totally get in the way.
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I've seen his muscles and believe me, sweetie; I just about saw God! Speaking of Yahweh, we're brought full circle to our little newbie here.
Word to the wise if you wanna stick around- post plenty of picks in the workout thread, and I completely encourage you to rub yourself with oil first. Of course, I'd be glad to do it myself, too! I'm so bad, I know!
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No way it is Reqtum, he's nowhere near this funny/clever. He wouldn't have time for these shenanigans anyway. His muscles, wife, and baby would totally get in the way.
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Or does he even have a wife, job and kids? Do any of you actually know Requiem? Did he ever post the muscle pictures? Isn't he pretty good at trolling? I can put a face to just about all of you except Requiem. Some of you I even know in real life. It could be Paddy. If it is, I'm impressed with his far extending knowledge of rednecks given that he's Irish.
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2012-03-08, 10:48
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Or does he even have a wife, job and kids?
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It's hard to say for sure since he's lied about other, even more mundane things (i.e. impressive musculature, being able to bench 300lbs, etc.) in a pathetic attempt to impress the 4 people who still post here regularly, but all the evidence does seem to indicate that he's being honest about the family stuff.
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2012-03-08, 13:16
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estringrev -Christianity is not redundant + boredom sets into the boring mind
john lennon got in trouble for saying the beatles are bigger than Jesus - Christianity is bigger than Jesus!! AND the beatles!! and just about every thing else you can say!
Rip Taylor -its an honor to meet you at last I workout but perhaps my pics are a little to much for ya'll! ha ha
L,B'XXX -are you Christian?
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2012-03-08, 15:35
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Is the pope Catholic?
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Well, that's a good idea, but the main thing is just to believe, and love your neighbor as yourself. Not like Paddy would, but a normal person. You must be one of the 3% in the south that isn't Baptist then.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Religious specific denomination - every single one sucks except mine, but I can still treat them like different types of chocolate bars at the 7-11 when real life makes it convenient to do so. Awesome. Totally awesome.
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Amadeus, I bet your religion would require spinning on one's back.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2012-03-08, 17:46
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Religion is awesome!
Shows how creative mankind can be, I love it
In a world, where every member of every single religion would take their holy laws and holy books literally and I mean really literal(!) there'd be so much misogynism, homophobia, pure intolerance, fear, violence, all of this mixed together with this infantile behaviour "my intergalactic, omniscient, invisible friend is so much cooler than yours so I have to hate you, bomb your house and ring at your neighbours door and say how awesome my believe is!!1".
Man I hate those dudes ringing at your door and asking you if you want to know more about the bible/thora/quran etc. Religion is like one of the most private things ever, come on if god/yhwe/allah etc. wants me to believe in him and follow his way why doesn't he send me a personal message like a dream, which is so direct and clear that there's no possible room for different interpretations?
I'd love to hang myself into some sort of hope, like there's life after death and that I'd even have a soul which will be safed from whatever but personally I just can't. It's way to unscientific for my taste (statements like "of course it's unscientific, god etc. loves all of us and IS all of us " give me heartburn) and also I got a pretty deep relationship with death. Somehow I experienced a lot of deaths (not only my father) and unnessecary suffering which showed me that my life is more important than death and what happens afterwards (i.e. nothing).Believe me I often lie in my bed at nighttime and think of what happens when you die and that scares the shit outta me but still humans are just animals with a more complex central nervous system which allows us to do SCIENCE and that is fuckin awesome. I need no rules or a specific path I should follow to find revelation AFTER my life, that happens when you follow the things that make you happy and do everything you want to do and then, when you're about to die, you can say fuck yeah that was kinda awesome as far to this point. That is what makes me happy.
Scheiss Holstein Kiel!
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Religion is awesome!
Shows how creative mankind can be, I love it
In a world, where every member of every single religion would take their holy laws and holy books literally and I mean really literal(!) there'd be so much misogynism, homophobia, pure intolerance, fear, violence, all of this mixed together with this infantile behaviour "my intergalactic, omniscient, invisible friend is so much cooler than yours so I have to hate you, bomb your house and ring at your neighbours door and say how awesome my believe is!!1".
Man I hate those dudes ringing at your door and asking you if you want to know more about the bible/thora/quran etc. Religion is like one of the most private things ever, come on if god/yhwe/allah etc. wants me to believe in him and follow his way why doesn't he send me a personal message like a dream, which is so direct and clear that there's no possible room for different interpretations?
I'd love to hang myself into some sort of hope, like there's life after death and that I'd even have a soul which will be safed from whatever but personally I just can't. It's way to unscientific for my taste (statements like "of course it's unscientific, god etc. loves all of us and IS all of us " give me heartburn) and also I got a pretty deep relationship with death. Somehow I experienced a lot of deaths (not only my father) and unnessecary suffering which showed me that my life is more important than death and what happens afterwards (i.e. nothing).Believe me I often lie in my bed at nighttime and think of what happens when you die and that scares the shit outta me but still humans are just animals with a more complex central nervous system which allows us to do SCIENCE and that is fuckin awesome. I need no rules or a specific path I should follow to find revelation AFTER my life, that happens when you follow the things that make you happy and do everything you want to do and then, when you're about to die, you can say fuck yeah that was kinda awesome as far to this point. That is what makes me happy.
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Gomers, I can understand what you're saying if there wasn't historical stuff to back it up. Don't make me quote stuff cuz I can't even quote stuff I've written myself. There's a lot of parellels in different religions about loving others as you would yourself and guidelines that just seem like common sense to live and let live, but in Christianity the resurrection is the most important part. Sometimes even people who are biblically tuned go a long time before they have a realization. Faith isn't an intense constant. Even the disciples who had Jesus right with them had some issues with less than faithful thoughts. It's part of being human.
I think a lot of times the religious entities that get the most publicity are the most detrimental to Christianity. Old Testament writings are before Jesus's teaching and he hung out with all sorts of people who did all the stuff preached against in the Old Testament. The thing is He loved them, and us, regardless. Whether they, or we, loved Him was up to us.
I hope that doesn't come out as preachy because that's never my intention.
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I still occasionally go to church just to hang with friends and family since it's a pretty laid back place.. They almost exclusively deal in the new testament and stick to talking about mercy and what not. They also don't teach flat earth theory or young earth creationism. There are a few intrinsic problems with the new testament though.
1. Falling in love with a man I've never met is a strict requirement
2. God still hates fags
3. He's leaving the earth to be shit on by a red satyr while the believers chill
4. There's plans for a totalitarian regime that lasts forever
The first one presents some serious issues. I'm fine with Hitler maybe making it to the pearly gates, but the non-Christian Jews getting the shaft seems a tad unfair. The second one is dumb since he's basically admitting to creating people that are beyond help. The last two are just fucked up for obvious reasons. Democracy seems impossible in a heavenly dictatorship.
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Gomers, I can understand what you're saying if there wasn't historical stuff to back it up. Don't make me quote stuff cuz I can't even quote stuff I've written myself. There's a lot of parellels in different religions about loving others as you would yourself and guidelines that just seem like common sense to live and let live, but in Christianity the resurrection is the most important part. Sometimes even people who are biblically tuned go a long time before they have a realization. Faith isn't an intense constant. Even the disciples who had Jesus right with them had some issues with less than faithful thoughts. It's part of being human.
I think a lot of times the religious entities that get the most publicity are the most detrimental to Christianity. Old Testament writings are before Jesus's teaching and he hung out with all sorts of people who did all the stuff preached against in the Old Testament. The thing is He loved them, and us, regardless. Whether they, or we, loved Him was up to us.
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There is precious little historical backing. Slavery in Egypt? Not demonstrated. Thousands of people walking back and forth across the Sinai for forty years? Not a shred of evidence. Global flood? Never happened. Kill all the first born in Palestine? Never happened. The bible tells us the dead got up of their graves on the day of the crucifiction. Surely this would warrant some miniscule piece of writing outside the bible? Remember, this was during the height of the Roman empire and them buggers sure knew how to keep their provincial tallies. The bible we have today? The result of some old guys voting on it. We do not know who wrote the gospels - in fact there is not a single eye witness account for any of the spectacular new testament events. And even if there were, I would remind you that there are eye witness accounts not even a decade old about alien abductions. All apart from six-day creation, talking snakes, stuffing the fauna of an entire planet onto a boat, condoning of slavery and so on. Yep, that last one too. In Jesus's own words - I have not come to change the law. The only law he revoked was the sacrificial law.
And you have to wonder about the resurrection. So that's what everything builds on. OK. A biological process that have never been elsewhere observed in nature. In fact, you could make a strong argument from principles of basic physics that it will never happen. This leaves us with pure, good old magic. So, a single, magical event in some obscure and largely unknown corner of the world, at a time of extremely limited global communication, is the way the almighty lord-on-high of wossname chooses to divulge how to escape unending torment. Yea, the concept of hell is not introduced until the new testament. I dunno. I don't think we have the foundations of a working partnership here.
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1. Falling in love with a man I've never met is a strict requirement
2. God still hates fags
3. He's leaving the earth to be shit on by a red satyr while the believers chill
4. There's plans for a totalitarian regime that lasts forever
1. You've never had a deep relationship with someone you've never seen before and you've been on the internet how long?
2. New testament- point that out to me. I don't see it. People hate fags. God loves everybody.
3. Christians are to be the most persecuted people on the planet. They're the red satyr's most targeted audience.
4. Yeah, buddy! I can't comprehend it, but I'm still figuring out a lot of other things.
Time wasn't necessarily the same then as now. They didn't use one of the present day calenders so who's to say how time was determined. Is Mt. Ararat still determined to be the place of the ark?
I agree that the Bible may have it's distortions in translations. One of my friends that's more studied than me was actually questioning the same Bible passage written 2 different ways and, in doing so, produced 2 different meanings. When something like that happens I'd refer someone back to a direct translation of the Greek text since that was the original. But, personally, I take what I can apply to my own life to become a better person and be done with it. I studied very briefly with some Jehovah Witnesses just to see where they were coming from in their ideas. Their lack of celebrating life events was the first thing that turned me off, but the most major was when I point blank asked if biblical passages had one meaning or many. Their reply was only one. I don't believe that for a second because no two people are identical or have identical lives. Needless to say, I'm not a Bible thumper that reads every day, but I do have Divine thought daily.
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I wonder if things are awkward between him and Faust?
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wow!!! i leave for 2 mins and theres about 90 replies ha ha
lets take each one by one
Gomli -you sound like you been readin libral websites and repeating that shit without even thinking if its true!
religion of any kind in the wrong hands will cause troubles like the ones you said but you cant blame a text for how some dumb f**ker interrupts it.I can interrupt any text to prove that michael jackson was born a llama,dont make it true and it dont mean the text i arbitrary chose is bad -it just means im stupid and probably a liberal faggot for believing what ever i want despice what the writer intended me to believe,
not sure if i made sense,i hope you understood what i was saying
Amadeus -i have proven that 'my Religion is right and yours aint' doesnt really stand,im considering to convert from Methodist to Presbyterian!!!! so your stupid retard*d point falls on its pig face
L'B,XXX -i think you seem to be a lone voice in the wilderness around these parts!! i respect any person who can speak there mind despice being outnumbereD BY A STACK O LIBRAL FAGGOT HARBORERS
CHRIS -JESUS CAN GIVE YOU MORE THAN SHOES BELIEVE AND YOULL GET AIR JORDANS!! HA HA
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Given that most of you think this MIND fella is me trolling you seem to be doing a hell of a lot of troll-friendly posting!
MIND, Bobbi is indeed a lone voice in the wilderness, if by "wilderness" you mean "the metal tabs forum" and by "a lone voice" you mean "not a lone voice". I'm atheist but I've mentioned on the forum a few times in the past that Jesus - real or not - had some good shit to say (or have attributed to him by others). There's a trend to discount every single thing about religion when one is an atheist, but to me that's kinda missing the point. Saying Jesus is wrong when he promotes non-violence and meekness on the one hand and then hating religion because of fundamentalist violence on the other is like saying "MacDonalds sells delicious burgers, but I ate a burger from Burger King and it tasted like shit, therefore MacDonalds and every other burger joint in town can go fuck themselves". If you're not into burger analogies, try this one: don't throw the baby out with the bath water.
I don't know about God but I'm pretty sure MIND hates fags. He self-censors swear words but leaves "faggot" in tact. And what the fucking fuck was the point of censoring "retarded" to remove the last E? He already spelled out "retard" which was the offensive part! What a fuckin* stupi* wank*r.
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That "stack o libral faggot harborers" have been my friends a very long time. Most of them just ignore me. lol If that sounds strange it really isn't.
Gomers, the capitalization is just out of respect.
Paddy, that burger analogy was brilliant. And I think the MIND guy said he doesn't spell too well or maybe I'm thinking of someone else. I think it was him though.
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Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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L,B'XXX -you remind me of Christ in that respect -he hung out with the scum of the earth to.....i hope your reasons for doing that are the same as His,and im sure they are
Paddy -i dont hate faggots,i pity them.I dont hate any one,and those god hates fags d*ckheads dont respresent Christianity.No body represent Christianity better than Christ -look to his words,not the words of dumasses
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its the librals who seem to be most fascist about religion -they wish it was banned!People who are 'conservitive' are more tolerant to religion and thats just weird to me because conservitives usually the ones to tell people how to live there lifes.
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Conservative and structured mean sort of the same thing. That might be why. Liberals are kinda whatever d0od.
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I think it's probably safe to dismiss anyone who swears allegiance to one and only one particular way of thinking, be it liberalism, conservatism or autism. The world isn't black and white except in Poland and parts of Ohio.
Alright Barry/MIND, let's stop pussyfooting around the issue; I have a few questions for you.
1. What's your view on race (not immigration)?
2. What's your view on gay marriage?
3. What's your view on paedophile priests?
4. What's your view on northerners?
I'll break the ice by giving my answers first. Here we go!
1. All races are not equal, if they were equal there wouldn't be racism. Therefore, whites are the bestest
2. Gays have every right to grow to hate each other just like the rest of us. They shouldn't complain about not being able to do it in a church, however. It's like an able-bodied person screaming "discrimination!" by not being allowed to join a wheelchair rugby club. It's not for YOU. If I believed in God and the godliness of church I would have the opposite opinion (weirdly), but I don't; I believe it's a racket, like a social club with a really weird dress code. If you don't like the rules go to a different club. If I wanted to have a heterosexual sex session in a men's swimming baths I'd be chased out with my cock between my legs (which is admittedly where it tends to be most of the time anyway) and that's hardly a "sanctified" place so much as it's a cum-slicked, hair-plugged white-enamel warehouse, but I'm not gonna write to my congressman about it because it's a club which wasn't set up for me.
3. I'm in favour of them; recovering from a torn, gaping anus builds character a hell of a lot quicker than a spell in the army.
4. Northerners like to think they're above everyone else, just because they are. Geographically speaking, anyway.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Greatest post ever. Ever.
And what the fuck have I been reading? Its almost like the old MT, but people are still being civil. Lets get some hate up in this. Black Metal 2012, amirite?
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My goodness. This is the most awesome activity I've seen here in forever! I have absolutely nothing to add
Except for this: I worship a poorly made sculpture that I made out of clay that slightly resembles the lower half of Paddy and the upper half of Dylan.
@Paddy: if you send me a picture I can attach this to the sculpture. As of now I just have Dylan's face cut out and taped to the head of the sculpture.
I pray to it every night. Butt naked. And then I sleep soundly.
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You know you're getting old when you refer to MT as the old MT.
PadLan sound like a mythological South Park character only a heckova lot scarier.
I thought it was bizarre yesterday that the sermon "Whose Fool Are You?" tied into our conversation. 1 Corinthians 1:18 The message of the crucifixion is insanity to the lost, but to those of us who have life it is the power of God.
That pretty much sums it up. Even the disciples were skeptical until they experienced the death and resurrection, but then they knew.
Okay, now on to traditional MT metally stuff.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Greatest post ever. Ever.
And what the fuck have I been reading? Its almost like the old MT, but people are still being civil. Lets get some hate up in this. Black Metal 2012, amirite?
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2012-03-15, 02:42
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Post-whore
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: terra firma
Posts: 6,940
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What the fuck is going on in here?
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2012-03-15, 16:58
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Vaginal Warts
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: I live in a giant bucket.
Posts: 2,289
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Pure trolling from a member of MT who has an uncanny ability to imitate an alternate user from the south. It'll come out eventually... it always does.
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Originally Posted by PST 88
The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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