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2011-10-23, 18:37
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Forum Daemon
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Yet Another Victim of Mormonism Lives to Tell the Tale
Pr0az, although your skin has been dyed red by God because your people aren't Christians, and although you've had to put up with the horror of Mormons making a point of not knocking your door, you mean more to us here at MetalTabs than 3 or 4 DVD boxsets of Doctor Who or indeed an original vinyl pressing of Baywatch: The Soundtrack.
Happy birthday pal, you've survived twenty-four years - or frifty-seben bloogatrons, as they say on Jupiter - despite the repeated attempts by Joe Pesci to strong-arm you out of your treehouse casino. Any man who avoids being Pescified for that long deserves recognition, and it is with great pride that I present you with this award:
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*yay pr0az*
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Enjoy.
 
Last edited by Paddy : 2011-10-23 at 20:48.
Reason: Forgot to not type like a retard.
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2011-10-23, 20:01
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Too _____, wouldn't fuck
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2011-10-23, 20:20
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BIRTHDAY HAPPY!
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2011-10-23, 22:26
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Attorney at Bird Law
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Originally Posted by Paddy
Pr0az, although your skin has been dyed red by God because your people aren't Christians, and although you've had to put up with the horror of Mormons making a point of not knocking your door
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That's what he gets for being a filthy, fucking Lamanite.
I'm sorry, Pr0az, but that's a lie because I'm not really sorry at all. God made you red for the same reason he made coral snakes red; to warn everything else to stay away from you.
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2011-10-24, 01:47
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Hi. Birthday. 
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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2011-10-24, 03:46
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Enjoyness
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2011-10-24, 08:32
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Post-whore
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2011-10-24, 09:11
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dsnt trust ne1 < 30
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Happy birthday, donut man.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2011-10-24, 09:31
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ComeOutYeBlackAndTans!
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Pour ces bois obscurs maintenant endormis.
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