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2011-10-10, 10:33
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Screwing with Mortality Statistics in Hicksville since 800 BC
Happy birthday to Bobbi, the only woman to have ever caught the black plague and SARS in one lifetime.
I'm sure Denny's been dreading this day all week, knowing he'd have to get the sandblaster out to scour the cobwebs off your gopher mound and subject himself to an act that I can only imagine would be comparable in pleasure to gargling with a leper's boiling, gelatinous spunk. But I guess it's either that or you revoke his right to kill himself at age 60.
 
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2011-10-10, 10:37
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Too _____, wouldn't fuck
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Happy birthday, to the E-Mom of all the metaltabs crazies |
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2011-10-10, 11:30
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Thank you, d&q.  Is your room clean?
Paddy, you make me almost lose my religion, but thanks. I think.
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2011-10-10, 11:39
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Quantum.
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This is just gonna keep happening, isn't it?
But have another good one!
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Listening to Cannibal Corpse and cutting trees with a chainsaw, now that's metal
"He preferred the hard truth over his dearest illusion. That, is the heart of science."
- Carl Sagan
"Imagination is more important than intelligence" - Einstein
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2011-10-10, 12:16
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ComeOutYeBlackAndTans!
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I've waited all day that Paddy will make a thread and I didn't even smile. Fuck you Paddy
Happy birthday anyway mom
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
Pour ces bois obscurs maintenant endormis.
R.I.P moe
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2011-10-10, 13:05
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Happy bday.
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“Remember to live, eat, sleep and breathe music for the mind, play from your heart and never be swayed by the current trends.” ~Rusty Cooley
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2011-10-10, 13:25
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Gomers, he yells at me for saying that to him so you made me smile because I didn't have to!
Patrik, just be glad it's only once a year!! I'm getting close to 60. Yup, an old fart for sure. 
Pr0az, Hey, did anyone ever tell you that you look like a donut with that hole in your middle?  Thanks!
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2011-10-10, 17:07
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Have a good one, Bobbi!
Now lets see this gopher mound.
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Check my band out:
facebook.com/deadheadroses
deadheadroses.bandcamp.com
deadheadrosesmusic.com
i'm so bonery
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2011-10-10, 21:09
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Happy birthday!!!!
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Originally Posted by Paddy
Sex is free if you don't mind spending most of your night in the bushes with both a balaclava and an overblown sense of entitlement.
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2011-10-10, 23:50
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IT. IS. YOUR. BIRTH. DAY. HAP. PY. BIRTH. DAY. BOBBI.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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Blackwater (Friend's Metal Band)
MY WEBSITE!
R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten. |
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2011-10-11, 03:32
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Happy birthday, Bobbi
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Album of the day:
Red Sparowes - At the Soundless Dawn
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2011-10-11, 08:42
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Dylan, no. I can't even see that.
Thanks you guys, I feel loved, and not in a leg humping way.
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2011-10-11, 10:08
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2011-10-11, 10:53
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Damn it, Paddy! I told you to stay outta my kitchen! I'm growing back my virginity.
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2011-10-16, 19:09
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Originally Posted by L,B'XXX
Damn it, Paddy! I told you to stay outta my kitchen! I'm growing back my virginity.
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