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Old 2011-07-12, 06:58
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Enter the Faggon: Dylan's Spectabulous Birthday Thread

Deck the halls with arcs of semen!
Fag-a-lag-a-lag fag fag fag fag
'tis the season to be dreamin'! (of faggots)
Fag-a-lag-a-lag fag fag fag fag

Don we now our asslesss chaps!
Fag-a-lag-a-lag fag fag fag fag
Troll the forum and make my cock nap! (from disgust)
Fag-a-lag-a-lag fag fag fag faaaaaaag

Dylan is my least favourite member, even when PST was still posting here regularly. Die of cancer and pit bulls.

Happy birthday - you're the love of my wife.
 
Old 2011-07-12, 07:47
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
Pour ces bois obscurs maintenant endormis.


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Old 2011-07-12, 10:39
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Many birthday greetings and all that shit
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Old 2011-07-12, 11:33
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Happy birthday Dyldo
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I dont have any funny quotes

NEGROGENESIS


 
Old 2011-07-12, 13:21
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I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART!!!



happy fucking birthday, bitch.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten.
 
Old 2011-07-12, 13:24
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ew, what a fag ^
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Originally Posted by PST 88
The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


Blackwater (Friend's Metal Band)
MY WEBSITE!


R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten.
 
Old 2011-07-12, 16:29
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Happy Birthday Dillhole.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2011-07-12, 20:21
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Happy bday man, I'd send ya some beer but sadly I drank it all.
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Old 2011-07-12, 20:28
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Haha, thought that counts, P-raz. And Paddy: Chris gets an entire album and I get a couple verses? Fuck this, I'm going to go listen to Alien McGreenface. Also, 38 views and only 7 replies? What the fuck? What am I? Reqtum liver?

Thanks everyone. Currently relaxing alone with a glass of wine before the night kicks off. I will show the world no mercy.
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Old 2011-07-12, 20:44
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One of the few members that sucks more cock than myself.

Fck you!

 
Old 2011-07-12, 22:41
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You know what would be proper? If you celebrate your birthday at DILLON's Irish Pub on Hollywood/Vine. $3 PINTS OF ARROGANT BASTARD FTW!


Happy birthday!
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Old 2011-07-13, 08:32
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Happy birthday, Dillpickle!
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
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Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2011-07-13, 19:10
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And Paddy: Chris gets an entire album and I get a couple verses? Fuck this, I'm going to go listen to Alien McGreenface.
1. I like Chris.
2. Greenface McAlienhead. Fuck this, I'm going to go listen to Redhead Posies.

Has that shit still not arrived?
 
Old 2011-07-14, 21:03
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You know what would be proper? If you celebrate your birthday at DILLON's Irish Pub on Hollywood/Vine. $3 PINTS OF ARROGANT BASTARD FTW!


Happy birthday!

Whoa, $3? Really? All day?

And yes Paddy, your care package arrived. I e-mailed you!
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Old 2011-07-16, 03:11
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Yep. Most of the brews they have on draught are $3, including Arrogant Bastard and countless others.
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Sex is free if you don't mind spending most of your night in the bushes with both a balaclava and an overblown sense of entitlement.
 
Old 2011-07-16, 12:35
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Happy birthday dyldough.

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