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Old 2011-07-10, 07:49
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Survival. It's all about survival

...and TruthDevoid did it for another year. Happy birthday!!!
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2011-07-10, 08:15
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For a man who has polio and spends his time trying to build muscle mass with an empty weight bar he hasn't done too badly in life. At least he's not a Jew.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WAYLON

 
Old 2011-07-10, 09:57
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show me your genitals
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
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R.I.P moe
 
Old 2011-07-10, 12:05
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Haha, happy birthday dawg
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Old 2011-07-10, 21:19
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Happy Birthday
 
Old 2011-07-10, 22:13
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Old 2011-07-10, 22:43
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Old 2011-07-11, 03:09
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[Birthday message of your choosing]
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Old 2011-07-14, 20:05
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haha, just saw this. Thanks. and an extra special thank you to Paddy for the extra effort. I'll be visiting you later.
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I don't know about you, but I deadlift because I strive to be the first human tree stump pulling machine


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the song serial cocksucker changed my life


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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
 
Old 2011-07-14, 21:04
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I say we all arrange to randomly show up at Paddy's front door sometime in the future. I have his address.
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Old 2011-07-15, 07:29
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I say we all arrange to randomly show up at Paddy's front door sometime in the future. I have his address.


And then beat the shit out of him? I'm ready!

(seriously a member meeting would turn out to a big intoxicating contest and several deaths including pus, blood, sperm and mucus)
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Old 2011-07-15, 09:26
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Old 2011-07-15, 10:01
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And then beat the shit out of him? I'm ready!

(seriously a member meeting would turn out to a big intoxicating contest and several deaths including pus, blood, sperm and mucus)


Sounds like the aftermath of one of my casseroles. Exploding orifices. (Sounds like a band name.)

I have his address, too. And a phone number for the prison where he lives.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2011-07-15, 11:41
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Sounds like the aftermath of one of my casseroles. Exploding orifices. (Sounds like a band name.)

I have his address, too. And a phone number for the prison where he lives.


ah yes, the gang bludgeoning of an Irish inmate. Now THAT'S a birthday present.
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I don't know about you, but I deadlift because I strive to be the first human tree stump pulling machine


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the song serial cocksucker changed my life


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Originally Posted by BassBehemoth
Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
 
Old 2011-07-17, 13:01
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I say we all arrange to randomly show up at Paddy's front door sometime in the future. I have his address.


I am so down!

EDIT: oh and happy birthday LOLZ.
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R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten.
 
Old 2011-07-17, 15:17
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I will buy a plane ticket as long as I get to see Req fight TD.
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Old 2011-07-30, 12:31
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Happy Birthday man!
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2011-07-30, 16:34
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I will buy a plane ticket as long as I get to see Req fight TD.

It can be a dual event: Req vs Waylon and then we get to watch Paddy fuck the midget (Req)!
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