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Old 2011-06-26, 03:52
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Happy birthday my mentor, my confidante, my "I'm can't possibly be a racist, I talk to a Negro!" beard.

Old 2011-06-26, 04:32
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Happy Birthday Chris Have a good one!
Originally Posted by Paddy
Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
Old 2011-06-26, 08:39
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Chris = reincarnation of Jesus
C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
Pour ces bois obscurs maintenant endormis.

R.I.P moe
Old 2011-06-26, 09:53
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Have a good one!
Listening to Cannibal Corpse and cutting trees with a chainsaw, now that's metal

"He preferred the hard truth over his dearest illusion. That, is the heart of science."
- Carl Sagan

"Imagination is more important than intelligence" - Einstein
Old 2011-06-26, 11:18
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Originally Posted by Paddy

This is so great.

Have a good one, Chris!
Check my band out:
i'm so bonery
Old 2011-06-26, 11:57
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Happy birthday dude
I dont have any funny quotes


Old 2011-06-26, 12:22
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Happy birthday!
“Remember to live, eat, sleep and breathe music for the mind, play from your heart and never be swayed by the current trends.” ~Rusty Cooley
Old 2011-06-26, 12:48
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Big ole mom hug and a pinch to grow an inch. Happy birthday, Chris'.
My eldest son's bipolar website:

-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
Old 2011-06-26, 22:20
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To be fair to you all, I am truly excellent.

Originally Posted by Paddy
He didn't do it. Everybody saw that the glove didn't fit, Paddington. Everybody.

Except Nicole and Ron.
Trust in god, he'll give you shoes!
Old 2011-06-26, 23:46
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haha a fucking myspace page. Paddy never ceases to amaze..

Happy Birthday you big black panda bear!
Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.

Originally Posted by moe_blunts
you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.

RIP moe.
Old 2011-06-27, 01:15
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Who dat guy?
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Red Sparowes - At the Soundless Dawn
Old 2011-06-27, 04:47
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Old 2011-06-28, 02:18
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i luv you... HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Originally Posted by PST 88
The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'

Blackwater (Friend's Metal Band)

R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten.
Old 2011-06-29, 20:47
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I remember you... vaguely, happy birthday anyways.

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