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2011-04-16, 13:08
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The Fantastical Adventures of Earache and Ikea Boy
KABLAMO! POW! SOCK! ZOOM! ZIP! HU! REE! LIPO!
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it a hearing impaired cunt and a turnip-launching furniture salesman?
Def and Amadeus slid out of their wretched mothers' meat-winged twats on the same day, so I guess we're supposed to celebrate that fact, or something.
Happy birthday lads 
P.S. Carl Sagan is a dead bastard.
P.P.S. I shaved my genitals today. Not sure if it was a good idea, the stubble is really starting to annoy me.
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2011-04-16, 13:41
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Too _____, wouldn't fuck
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Happy bday you homos |
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2011-04-16, 15:55
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I hope neither of you die from AIDS. Happy birthday!
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2011-04-16, 16:16
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dsnt trust ne1 < 30
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2011-04-17, 06:39
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ComeOutYeBlackAndTans!
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Soon you're dead ♥
One Love
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
Pour ces bois obscurs maintenant endormis.
R.I.P moe
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2011-04-17, 10:33
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Quantum.
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Thanks yo.
Now. Um. Maybe this is the place to ask. Finally. Yeah. So. What's with the turnip-thing? Like, I think I've missed out on some idiom or such in the English language. Actually. Or the Irish.
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"He preferred the hard truth over his dearest illusion. That, is the heart of science."
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"Imagination is more important than intelligence" - Einstein
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2011-04-17, 11:46
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Turnips are also known as swedes 
Did you get up to much for your birthday Pat-pat? |
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2011-04-17, 12:24
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Quantum.
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Wow. Well, inspired by that I invoked the Google. Every day something new.
Well, I'm down South with the old folks, so we went to a show with one of Sweden's greatest comedians, supported by a great band. Luxurious dinner, lots of good music and even better laughs. And today, half a day in the company of a gorgeous young woman I haven't met in over three years. All in all, not too bad.
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Listening to Cannibal Corpse and cutting trees with a chainsaw, now that's metal
"He preferred the hard truth over his dearest illusion. That, is the heart of science."
- Carl Sagan
"Imagination is more important than intelligence" - Einstein
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2011-04-17, 13:15
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Originally Posted by Amadeus
Well, I'm down South with the old folks, so we went to a show with one of Sweden's greatest comedians, supported by a great band. Luxurious dinner, lots of good music and even better laughs. And today, half a day in the company of a gorgeous young woman I haven't met in over three years. All in all, not too bad.
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Is this some sort of joke? This is exactly how I spent MY Saturday! What the hell is this? Single White Female?? |
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2011-04-18, 02:45
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More like Single White Shemale!
Hails to the birthday boys
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Red Sparowes - At the Soundless Dawn
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2011-04-18, 19:57
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dsnt trust ne1 < 30
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Paddy, your pre-school aged niece does not count!
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2011-04-18, 22:18
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She did for me.
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2011-04-19, 04:04
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Originally Posted by L,B'XXX
Paddy, your pre-school aged niece does not count!
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She can count to twelvety, thankyouverymuch.
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Originally Posted by Dyldo
She did for me.
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