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My head hurts. I'm wondering why. . .
Ever tried to cook when you were drunk? I toally made tomatoes with mozarella and balsamico and it turned out so good I actually got laid yesterday. made my night actually 
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My head hurts. I'm wondering why. . .
Ever tried to cook when you were drunk? I toally made tomatoes with mozarella and balsamico and it turned out so good I actually got laid yesterday. made my night actually
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If you've got spare cash it's worth buying, yeah.
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OOH!! OOH!! Ulver is coming out with a new CD later this month! It has already leaked and I am downloading it now. It sounds like it might be an pre-mix/master, but I'm not sure as some of their stuff has that vibe to it, like most of Blood Inside.
EDIT: Yeah, this was ripped off of a vinyl, and not very well, so I'm not going to listen to it until it is officially released as I want the "full" virgin experience. Hardest 10 days of my life coming up.
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I've been fighting to get back in shape for a while and having some success. My body tends to go catabolic every winter, so all I can do is fight against it. Last summer I dropped a lot of fat and put on a little muscle, over the winter I did a very good job of not losing too much muscle or putting on too much fat, and the past month I've been burning fat and putting muscle back on. As long as the progress continues, I should be in pretty good shape again by the middle or end of the summer. At the start of the fall semester, I'll be back in the gym much more seriously. Until then, just some simple stuff with my free weights and treadmill at home.
BTW, great celebration pic. I spent about an hour tonight talking to this girl on facebook about starting up a religion that bans underwear. I convinced her to join, but only after offering a free pencil (w/church's logo stenciled on) and some tupperware.
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Let me drop a small piece of knowledge on you. If she decided to fuck you just for making her a nice dinner, she was already going to fuck you unless you fucked it up. Most women make up their minds early on as to whether or not they are going to fuck you. You can only change their minds if the answer was going to be "yes", while alcohol can only change their minds if the answer was going to be "no". Luckily, you can play it safe with some rohypnol and there won't be an answer at all. ;0)
Roofies FTW! Nudge nudge, wink wink, saynomore, knowwhatimean?
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Let me drop a small piece of knowledge on you. If she decided to fuck you just for making her a nice dinner, she was already going to fuck you unless you fucked it up. Most women make up their minds early on as to whether or not they are going to fuck you. You can only change their minds if the answer was going to be "yes", while alcohol can only change their minds if the answer was going to be "no". Luckily, you can play it safe with some rohypnol and there won't be an answer at all. ;0)
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...but I think I was bi-winning in that situation because I had a nice dinner AND tits.
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This. How have you been Soul?? What's new and exciting?
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Beer good! Napster bad!!
Is napster still around? I thought that died out with walkmans.
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Yep, Napster still exists! I pay Ł5 per month for a music streaming service (think Spotify) but they're still a little hamstrung by licencing so there's no "free" Led Zeppelin tracks, for instance. You have to buy their tracks rather than stream.
It's a great (and cheap) way of discovering new music and helps in deciding whether to physically buy an album or not. It also allows one to listen to The Village People without having one of their records nestled embarrasingly between Vile and Vital Remains.
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Love u 2, Souli!
Amadeus, what Gomers said. I have a friend that's done some artwork like that with flowers, but it may be a program and not a math skill art. So how did you do that?
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I'm not too down with the mix either. Cymbals/hi-hats are way too intense. Rest of the drum set is hardly audible compared to the guitars. Too white-noise sounding to me. However, I'm also not a fan of the genre, so I'm not sure you should listen to me.
I may change my opinion with a new mix, though!
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It does have a drum machine type sound to it. I honestly enjoy the production, it has a unique vibe; very eerie and extra scariness added lol. I'd be interested in hearing the exact same mix only with a loudened snare drum.
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The software is called Fractal Domains and the operations are basically one distance estimation and two continuous potentials on the mandelbrot set, using complex stalks for the orbit trap and a little more than thirty thousand iterations for the calculation. Like I said, this is mostly doodling; learning where the controls are and such, you could probably do these without any deeper understanding of the math. Intend to construct some more complex images in the near future though!
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Hehehehehe...complex stalks...I bet Stephen Hawking has a complex stalk.
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 I just got this message as I read this - it's ham flavoured .
Talk about timing!!
Amadeus, you're a pretty intense doodler. That's for sure.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
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I dunno, I've always though about complex numbers as vanilla flavoured. But still, these are fairly easy to generate, the artsy part here is knowing enough about the set to know where to zoom in and find cool details, like the repeating pattern in the second one. I believe each of them are zoomed at least 2000 times, so that does need a little bit of insight. It's actually easy enough to play around with that I'd recommend anyone who feels like it to give it a go.
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We were at the science museum in Cleveland about a week ago and I was playing around with mirrors and tiles that would replicate series of images, but they weren't as intense as those.
I've seen fussy cut quilts that use the same concept with repetitious patterns and they are drop dead gorgeous, but I haven't attempted one yet. Had I ever dreamed how closely related sewing and geometry is maybe I'd have paid more attention.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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Never too late to learn a new trick.
Tried out a few new ones, but now I'll stop fooling around and get down with the manual before composing anymore. See if perhaps I could find a neat concept or two to illustrate along with it; the application of fractal geometry on chaos might be a fun subject.
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When I was looking for quilt designs I found a place where the person had taken google images or maps and done them. Those were bizarre.
Have fun with them! 
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Beat you to it like 3 years ago, brother. I even posted a little bit of it here. I'm still working on it, though. I'm incredibly lazy when it comes to writing, but I have the guitar written for about 5 full songs and what will eventually encompass 4 more.
Dino metal IS the wave of the future.
...or a ridiculous novelty that I'll eventually get bored with. We'll see.
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Patrik since you're a math nerd, I was wondering how big the area of a Mandelbrot set is or is it an uncountable set?
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The short answer is that it's an infinite circumference bounding an area of a little more than 1.5; given an infinite number of iterations.
It's quite difficult to estimate though. I mean, if you were to try to, for example, count the number of pixels in an Euclidean object, you'd get an answer. In a fractal image, you'd also get an answer, but you could always add another few iterations and count a few more pixels. However, statistical handling does seem to give a fairly reliable result.
And I'm not really a math nerd, I just think it's fun stuff to work with!
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You mean Dino metal is a genre like cow punk? wow
I went to Euclid Ave. on a date once. We saw a French movie with subtitles. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072826/ I wasn't into it at all. Heck, I think I was a junior in high school in '75. No wonder I wasn't into it.
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We'll see how much of a hoax it is when I gas you in the fake shower and shove you into my oven!
Which is, of course, sexy talk. When are we going to make out, BassB?
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I just introduced an innocent 17 year old girl to the concept of rule 34, simply by implying that it might be interesting to google it. My inner sense of fulfillment knows no bounds.
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I don't know, I still think he just wants some Canadian bacon in that oven. He does claim to be a cook of sorts, after all.
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Well, to be fair there was no actual soap or water in those showers. Or anything more hygienic than murder.
Do the Irish have Cromwell deniers? Just wondering.
It's not gay if it's BassB. Have you seen the pictures he posts? If you're claiming you don't want to make out with him you're obviously lying.
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True, true. Wealth distribution at its finest.
I liked the part where Cromwell murdered the majority of the natural Irish and replaced them with Scots he force-moved just for the occasion. I can only hope he also did something terrible to the Welsh and achieved the trifecta.
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The Irish at the time of Cromwell weren't necessarily natural Irish anyway, so it wasn't that big a loss; foreign semen/bridge building disciplines had already done most of his work for him, all he did was massacre the descendants of the latest batch of Heinz 57 interlopers. The Irish stopped being Irish when the year of Our Lord™ was still in triple figures, but then I came along and set things right not only by being super Irish but also by breaking the back of the old stereotype that full blooded Irish are necessarily ginger. HOOAH!
The Welsh were busy keeping their own population down to a bare minimum by firing the majority of their spunk into their livestock, so I doubt Cromwell saw them as a threat or indeed worthy of bloodying up his pike reserves.
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This is always such and educational place. I'll never see canadian bacon the same.
Speaking of Jews, my favorite one's big day is coming up tomorrow, and I want to wish all you believers, closet believers, and heathens a happy Easter. I did my part and made my little boys - ages 56, 31, and 27 - decorated, colored eggs. And I STILL got hollered at because when I told mom she said I didn't make HER ANY!!!! gahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Oh well, Happy Easter. I love you guys.
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Tomorrow is not an important day for me, so I think you must have your calendar mixed up.
Interestingly, Easter is a pagan fertility holiday having nothing to do with the Jesus, whatsoever.
Since you're not full-blooded Irish and are as ginger as the day is long, I guess you are at least providing a counterexample through your very ginger existence. Maybe the no-longer-existent full-blooded Irish weren't ginger, but the present day Paddies certainly are.
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Since you're not full-blooded Irish and are as ginger as the day is long, I guess you are at least providing a counterexample through your very ginger existence. Maybe the no-longer-existent full-blooded Irish weren't ginger, but the present day Paddies certainly are.
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Originally Posted by Paddy
Pagan fertility holidays were put here by God to test our faith.
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And it has been decided unanimously by me that the tests so far are inconclusive and that the further need for lots and prolonged experiments should be ascribed the highest priority now and indefinitely, or at least for so long as there is a supply of sweet blond virgins.
Edit - Female sweet blond virgins. Sorry Pads, no dice. There's still lots of BassB pictures in the you-know-which thread.
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Listening to Cannibal Corpse and cutting trees with a chainsaw, now that's metal
"He preferred the hard truth over his dearest illusion. That, is the heart of science."
- Carl Sagan
"Imagination is more important than intelligence" - Einstein
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Die Young.
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It's not gay if it's BassB. Have you seen the pictures he posts? If you're claiming you don't want to make out with him you're obviously lying.
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I suck dick bones like I suck down chicken bones.
http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l...5_4433506_n.jpg
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2011-04-24, 13:12
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Happy Zombie Jesus day btw
had my first band practice today...holy shit our female vocalist sounds like the guy of Devourment
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
Pour ces bois obscurs maintenant endormis.
R.I.P moe
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2011-04-24, 22:54
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How flattering! I know I've got a boner, for sure.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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2011-04-25, 04:43
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That was amazing, BassB. I am so hard right now.
Just think of it this way, PaddyWaddy: Your breeding habits resulted in the abomination of gingers. All the cross-breeding the Jews did only resulted in Tay-Sachs. I think if you did a survey asking whether people would rather be pale, freckled, and red-haired or carry a fatal-from-birth disease of the nervous system, we'd all rather die and unspeakably horrible death in the cradle than grow up ginger.
Easter is seriously the least Christian holiday there is. It'd be like Jews celebrating a day of going to camp in East Germany and Poland (and never coming back) or the Irish having a 'We're Fucking Ginger!' festival.
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2011-04-25, 06:47
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Just think of it this way, PaddyWaddy: Your breeding habits resulted in the abomination of gingers.
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Implying that gingerness wasn't an Irish trait to begin with and was introduced by foreigners, thus rendering me victorious. Or something.
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All the cross-breeding the Jews did only resulted in Tay-Sachs. I think if you did a survey asking whether people would rather be pale, freckled, and red-haired or carry a fatal-from-birth disease of the nervous system, we'd all rather die and unspeakably horrible death in the cradle than grow up ginger.
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Luckily you won't have to make that decision, being both ginger and terminally ill from Jewrot.
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Easter is seriously the least Christian holiday there is. It'd be like Jews celebrating a day of going to camp in East Germany and Poland (and never coming back) or the Irish having a 'We're Fucking Ginger!' festival.
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Like all Irish festivals - alleged and otherwise - I'm pretty sure the "We're Fucking Ginger!" festival is mainly a Noo Yawk thing anyway, perpetrated by Plastic Paddies and other patronising culturally-bereft imbeciles, which should be (and literally is) right up your street, gingernuts. |
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2011-04-25, 09:05
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PST, Easter is the most important holiday for Christians. Technically we celebrate every day as Easter. You should try it sometime.
Paddy, why did you have to mention gingernuts? Now I want COOKIES!!!!
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2011-04-25, 09:15
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PST, Easter is the most important holiday for Christians. Technically we celebrate every day as Easter. You should try it sometime. |
PST is just feeling a bit miffed that Christ didn't stay dead, thus proving how inept Jews are at killing anyone without an Arab-seeking missile.
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Paddy, why did you have to mention gingernuts? Now I want COOKIES!!!!
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You can nibble my gingernuts if you want. Or at least you could if they were actually ginger. They all taste the same with the lights out, so who gives a fuck? |
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2011-04-25, 09:33
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2011-04-25, 10:35
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Gingernuts are the yummiest bickies ever. Dip them in your coffee for further yumminess. Or lick my non-ginger balls for furtherer yumminess.
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2011-04-25, 12:23
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Quantum.
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There is no power in this universe or beyond that could possibly coerce me into believing, or even pretend to believe, that Tripple-X did not see where that one was going. YOU KNEW.
I've just added Hey there Cthulu to my repertoire. Can't wait for those warm summer nights around the camp fire, when proclaiming the horrendous ultimate fate of humanity at the tentacles of me yo C-man is simply so... right.
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Listening to Cannibal Corpse and cutting trees with a chainsaw, now that's metal
"He preferred the hard truth over his dearest illusion. That, is the heart of science."
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2011-04-25, 15:44
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Well, one can only hope it wouldn't. My fire ring out back has probably floated away by now it's so rainy.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2011-04-25, 17:02
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Don't they have disposable campfire areas? If they don't, then they really should. Just roll out a campfire with logs to sit on and ingredients for s'mores ready to go. I'm down.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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2011-04-25, 17:38
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Easy for you to say since you live in a bucket! The ring is there. The wood is there. The s'mores stuff is here, but there's a pond out back about now. If I get brave sometime I'll have to walk out there in my barn boots and see exactly how much water there is. There's springs all over around here.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2011-04-25, 18:17
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Too _____, wouldn't fuck
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Don't they have disposable campfire areas? If they don't, then they really should. Just roll out a campfire with logs to sit on and ingredients for s'mores ready to go. I'm down.
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they do at some campgrounds, its just like a shallow hole in the ground with a steel circle around it, about a foot high. Not sure if that answers your question. |
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