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2011-04-13, 00:53
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Forum Daemon
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Renaissance Man 2.0
Let's take stock of what this happy-birthday-having muthafucka has done with his life thus far:
1. Married a gorgeous woman.
2. Become CEO of all businesses in the world.
3. Survived 9/11 by batting away chunks of falling debris with his cock.
4. Assassinated Colonel Kurtz in 'Nam.
5. Is able to arm-curl 600lbs.
6. Fired a shot from the grassy knoll.
7. Owns a fleet of mid life crisis-grade cars.
Requiem is a man of many accomplishments, but the one accomplishment he has yet to attain is to have a stupendously fantastic birthday with lots of yummy cake and pressies. Do it now, Req, and your list shall be complete. It'll still be as believable as Bill Clinton when he said he hasn't even seen a Jew in real life let alone fingered one, but that's not the point!!!1!1!
Have a good one, son.
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2011-04-13, 01:39
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Album of the day:
Red Sparowes - At the Soundless Dawn
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2011-04-13, 02:31
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ComeOutYeBlackAndTans!
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
Pour ces bois obscurs maintenant endormis.
R.I.P moe
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2011-04-13, 07:41
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Too _____, wouldn't fuck
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If I was 5'6" I would need all those things too
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2011-04-13, 22:37
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Post-whore
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If I was 5'6" I would need all those things too
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Sex is free if you don't mind spending most of your night in the bushes with both a balaclava and an overblown sense of entitlement.
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2011-04-14, 04:08
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Pirate Lawd
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I'll never forget you were born the day before Peter steele died.  |
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2011-04-14, 13:07
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Throbbing Member
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Originally Posted by drawn&quartered
If I was 5'6" I would need all those things too
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Ahaha, ZING!
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Check my band out:
facebook.com/deadheadroses
deadheadroses.bandcamp.com
deadheadrosesmusic.com
i'm so bonery
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2011-04-14, 15:40
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Post-whore
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No. Fuck you.
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So this Georgian Olympian runs into a bar
Aosoth - New album III out now on Agonia Recs
Epoch - bass, guitars, drums, MetaStasizing out asap
Asphixa - bass, demo out asap
Adustum - bass, guitars, full length out soon on XXXXXXXXXX recs
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Tetianblood? ... Well, 'Necrosemen' to you too. Twat.
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2011-04-14, 15:48
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Forum Daemon
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HAHAHA!! Feel the love!
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2011-04-14, 16:13
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Vaginal Warts
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Location: I live in a giant bucket.
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Happy Birthday, cocksucking cunt.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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MY WEBSITE!
R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten. |
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2011-04-14, 22:43
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Die Young.
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Location: Hellifax, Nova Scotia, Canada
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haha, what would we do without him... 
Happy Birthday Jon! 
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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