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Old 2011-04-13, 00:53
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Renaissance Man 2.0

Let's take stock of what this happy-birthday-having muthafucka has done with his life thus far:

1. Married a gorgeous woman.
2. Become CEO of all businesses in the world.
3. Survived 9/11 by batting away chunks of falling debris with his cock.
4. Assassinated Colonel Kurtz in 'Nam.
5. Is able to arm-curl 600lbs.
6. Fired a shot from the grassy knoll.
7. Owns a fleet of mid life crisis-grade cars.

Requiem is a man of many accomplishments, but the one accomplishment he has yet to attain is to have a stupendously fantastic birthday with lots of yummy cake and pressies. Do it now, Req, and your list shall be complete. It'll still be as believable as Bill Clinton when he said he hasn't even seen a Jew in real life let alone fingered one, but that's not the point!!!1!1!

Have a good one, son.

Old 2011-04-13, 01:39
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Red Sparowes - At the Soundless Dawn
Old 2011-04-13, 02:31
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
Pour ces bois obscurs maintenant endormis.

R.I.P moe
Old 2011-04-13, 07:41
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If I was 5'6" I would need all those things too
I dont have any funny quotes


Old 2011-04-13, 22:37
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Originally Posted by drawn&quartered
If I was 5'6" I would need all those things too

Originally Posted by Paddy
Sex is free if you don't mind spending most of your night in the bushes with both a balaclava and an overblown sense of entitlement.
Old 2011-04-14, 04:08
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I'll never forget you were born the day before Peter steele died.
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Old 2011-04-14, 13:07
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Originally Posted by drawn&quartered
If I was 5'6" I would need all those things too

Ahaha, ZING!
Check my band out:
i'm so bonery
Old 2011-04-14, 15:40
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No. Fuck you.
So this Georgian Olympian runs into a bar

Aosoth - New album III out now on Agonia Recs
Epoch - bass, guitars, drums, MetaStasizing out asap
Asphixa - bass, demo out asap
Adustum - bass, guitars, full length out soon on XXXXXXXXXX recs

Originally Posted by far_beyond_sane
Tetianblood? ... Well, 'Necrosemen' to you too. Twat.
Old 2011-04-14, 15:48
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HAHAHA!! Feel the love!
Old 2011-04-14, 16:13
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Happy Birthday, cocksucking cunt.
Originally Posted by PST 88
The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'

Blackwater (Friend's Metal Band)

R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten.
Old 2011-04-14, 22:43
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haha, what would we do without him...

Happy Birthday Jon!
Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.

Originally Posted by moe_blunts
you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.

RIP moe.

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