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Old 2011-03-21, 17:49
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Were havin' a party! Bring your pipes!

Our favorite plumb-by-gum, torch bearing, PVC jammin' pipe fitter extraordinaire is having a birthday!

Happy birthday, BassyB'!! You rawk! xoxo
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Old 2011-03-21, 17:58
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He'll always be Officer BB to me. Mainly because I don't have the money to have my tattoo removed.

Happy birthday ya pipe-enthusiast fuck ya.



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Old 2011-03-21, 18:45
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haha, thanks a lot guys!
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2011-03-21, 18:58
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Happy bday you filthy tradesman
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Old 2011-03-21, 23:24
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Happy Birthday man! Have a good one!
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2011-03-21, 23:57
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HAPPY BDAY NICK
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Old 2011-03-22, 01:15
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Have a good one!
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Old 2011-03-22, 02:52
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Dude's a legend, have a good one
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Old 2011-03-22, 05:35
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The animal. I'm in awe
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R.I.P moe
 
Old 2011-03-22, 06:37
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I think he replied 2 posts in because he didn't expect anyone else to wish him a happy birthday because he's a hairless Canadian bastard with uneven muscle symmetry.
 
Old 2011-03-22, 08:46
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I think he replied 2 posts in because he didn't expect anyone else to wish him a happy birthday because he's a hairless Canadian bastard with uneven muscle symmetry.

Watch it Paddy, he might fly there and snap you in half lol.

I know I'd certainly shit bricks if I looked out the peephole on my door and saw an angry BB standing on the other side
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2011-03-22, 09:08
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haha, you guys are all cunts and I love you all.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2011-03-22, 15:57
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I like trading pipes too, but you don't hear me braggin'.
 
Old 2011-03-22, 19:25
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I don't know if I'd 'shit bricks,' per se. I might 'become massively aroused,' but I have to doubt I'd shit a brick.
 
Old 2011-03-23, 02:50
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I don't know if I'd 'shit bricks,' per se. I might 'become massively aroused,' but I have to doubt I'd shit a brick.


In webernet vernacular, I lol'd. But only to the extent where no sound was emitted.
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Old 2011-03-23, 04:38
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Watch it Paddy, he might fly there and snap you in half lol.
Is snapping in half the same as splitting in two? If so, BRING IT ON YA SEXY FUCKER YA!

And it'll be Officer BB shitting the bricks around here - onto my chest.
 
Old 2011-03-23, 22:33
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HAPPY BERFDAY
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Old 2011-03-25, 00:20
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Happy Belated Birthday ya damn Canuck! Hope all your pipes and dreams were satisfied
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Please excuse me for I currently have a terminal erection, and the only cure is midget-cunny.
 
Old 2011-03-25, 20:26
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Thanks again guys!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by moe_blunts
you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2011-03-26, 05:19
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happy belated bday, shitty balls.
 
Old 2011-03-26, 15:06
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Nicky could fit pipe on me, anytime! He could also lay pipe, jam pipe, and every other grotesquely vulgar metaphor one can relate to pipe.
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Old 2011-03-26, 15:12
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Why do you ALWAYS have to lower the tone?

A jam pipe sounds pretty appetising, though. I imagine it'd go quite well with a cream horn.

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