|
2011-02-10, 12:06
|
|
Forum Daemon
Forum Leader
|
|
Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 3,745
|
|
|
Dear Steve: An Open Letter to a Bastard
You swan around here like you aren't an infected anus, and you parade your trophy girlfriend in front of our very faces as if we need reminding that you're punching above your weight like Vern Troyer taking a swing at Giant Haystacks. Surely it'd be less hassle to actually grow a real beard than to go through this 24/7 gay charade of maintaining a metaphorical one. Maybe it's time to pass the fucking ball mate, ya feel me?
In the meantime, have a lovely - and preferably chaste - birthday.
Yours,
the undersigned. And me, Paddy.
 
STEVE FOR THE WIN! |
|
2011-02-10, 12:33
|
 |
Post-whore
|
|
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: NYC
Posts: 1,199
|
|
Not even sure what to make of the above.
Anyway, Happy Birthday my love! Hope you celebrate with a thrashtastic alcoholocaust. |
|
2011-02-10, 12:48
|
 |
Throbbing Member
Forum Leader
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Californeeway
Posts: 7,909
|
|
|
Happy your-parents-fucked-like-wild-otters-once day!
I lift this bubbling alka-seltzer filled styrofoam cup up to you.
__________________
Check my band out:
facebook.com/deadheadroses
deadheadroses.bandcamp.com
deadheadrosesmusic.com
i'm so bonery
|
|
2011-02-10, 12:51
|
 |
dsnt trust ne1 < 30
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Home is where the <3 is
Posts: 8,881
|
|
|
Hey, happy birthday, ya old fart.
From,
Another old fart
__________________
My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
|
|
2011-02-10, 13:38
|
 |
Quantum.
|
|
Join Date: Sep 2005
Posts: 2,149
|
|
|
Have a good one!
__________________
Listening to Cannibal Corpse and cutting trees with a chainsaw, now that's metal
"He preferred the hard truth over his dearest illusion. That, is the heart of science."
- Carl Sagan
"Imagination is more important than intelligence" - Einstein
|
|
2011-02-11, 02:01
|
 |
Schrodinger's Cat
Forum Leader
|
|
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Liverpool, England
Posts: 5,975
|
|
There are three things that need banging in life: drums, girls and one's head
__________________
Album of the day:
Red Sparowes - At the Soundless Dawn
Last edited by johnmansley : 2011-02-11 at 07:39.
|
|
2011-02-11, 03:15
|
 |
ComeOutYeBlackAndTans!
|
|
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Ger., North
Posts: 2,593
|
|
|
SSSSSSSLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYEEEEEEEER
__________________
C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
Pour ces bois obscurs maintenant endormis.
R.I.P moe
|
|
2011-02-11, 13:08
|
 |
Attorney at Bird Law
Forum Leader
|
|
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Alone here, with emptiness, eagles, and snow...
Posts: 3,567
|
|
|
MetalThrashingFag. Fuck ye, Steve!
__________________
Trust in god, he'll give you shoes!
|
|
2011-02-11, 13:48
|
|
Throbbing Member
Forum Leader
|
|
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Californeeway
Posts: 7,909
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by johnmansley
There are three things that need banging in life: drums, girls and one's head |
I am so stealing this.
__________________
Check my band out:
facebook.com/deadheadroses
deadheadroses.bandcamp.com
deadheadrosesmusic.com
i'm so bonery
|
|
2011-02-12, 16:06
|
 |
Post-whore
|
|
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 1,865
|
|
|
Steve, you need to drink a lot. A LOT. Happy birthday, drink lots of Arrogant Bastard.
__________________
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Paddy
Sex is free if you don't mind spending most of your night in the bushes with both a balaclava and an overblown sense of entitlement.
|
|
|
2011-02-13, 08:59
|
|
Post-whore
|
|
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: NYC
Posts: 1,199
|
|
|
Hey Mike, are you gonna be at Deathfest this year?
|
|
2011-02-13, 09:20
|
|
Post-whore
|
|
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: terra firma
Posts: 6,940
|
|
Fuck you Steve, I thought this thread was made for the cool Steve.
|
|
2011-03-01, 13:43
|
 |
Forum Daemon
Forum Leader
|
|
Join Date: Aug 2001
Posts: 4,982
|
|
|
Is there a cool Steve? I don't know of one.
|
|
2011-03-01, 22:05
|
|
Post-whore
|
|
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 1,865
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by DameFraMorkum
Hey Mike, are you gonna be at Deathfest this year?
|
No I am not  Art thou?
__________________
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Paddy
Sex is free if you don't mind spending most of your night in the bushes with both a balaclava and an overblown sense of entitlement.
|
|
|
2011-03-01, 22:19
|
|
Attorney at Bird Law
Forum Leader
|
|
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Alone here, with emptiness, eagles, and snow...
Posts: 3,567
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by PST 88
Is there a cool Steve? I don't know of one.
|
FearFrost is almost decent. I mean, as decent as anyone with a shit name like Steve could be, anyway.
Seriously, anyone named Steve should be mandated by law to be pimply and mullet-headed with a horrible, teenage-quality mustache. Proper, government issued (and enforced) attire for a so-called "Steve" would consist of stained, greasy wifebeaters, nuthugging jeans, and horrible denim vests for the balance of their existence on this Earth. You know, like a 16 year old at a Slayer concert in 1985. That is the proper aesthetic for the accursed name "Steve".
Fucking Steves.
__________________
Trust in god, he'll give you shoes!
|
|
2011-03-02, 09:59
|
|
Post-whore
|
|
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: NYC
Posts: 1,199
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by YOUR_GOD_IS_DEAD
No I am not Art thou? |
Yup I'll be there. And aside from the pimples and the greasy wifebeater, Chris, that sounds a lot like Steve at 16! |
|
2011-03-02, 10:33
|
|
dsnt trust ne1 < 30
|
|
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Home is where the <3 is
Posts: 8,881
|
|
|
My neighbor's big orange cat is named Steve. It was a stray that appeared after their daughter died tragically. Her dad always wanted a cat called Steve. He must weigh 25 pounds and sounds like a lion when he purrs.
__________________
My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
|
