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Old 2011-02-01, 08:38
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Happy Gomersday Birth!!

Have an absolutely wonderful birthday, Mr. 18!!!
My eldest son's bipolar website:

-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
Old 2011-02-01, 08:50
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Have a good one you crazy kraut, I bet you're already drunk
I dont have any funny quotes


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Old 2011-02-02, 01:54
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Have a rather good one
Album of the day:

Red Sparowes - At the Soundless Dawn
Old 2011-02-02, 04:13
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Gomers, you're a man now. So drop the charges, yeah?

Have a good one son
Old 2011-02-02, 04:46
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Now we can legally fuck.

Old 2011-02-02, 08:01
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Happy B-Day.
“Remember to live, eat, sleep and breathe music for the mind, play from your heart and never be swayed by the current trends.” ~Rusty Cooley
Old 2011-02-02, 08:57
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Thaaaaaaaank you all.
Got dressed as a blues brother, went to school with a cigar and a few glasses of whisky (best I ever had so far, Single Malt Islay which was about $60) and celebrated myself Real celebration will be on friday with a huuuuge bar tour and yeah I don't know where the alcohol will take us.
Also a friend of our family build me a strat, pretty nice thing. And my wallet is fucking huge now. I have so much money I could buy two Customshop USA Jacksons
C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
Pour ces bois obscurs maintenant endormis.

R.I.P moe
Old 2011-02-02, 10:48
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Oh please please please buy me a BC Rich Mockingbird ST trans red I'll send you free shit of all my bands happy birthday I'll suck your dick mayne
So this Georgian Olympian runs into a bar

Aosoth - New album III out now on Agonia Recs
Epoch - bass, guitars, drums, MetaStasizing out asap
Asphixa - bass, demo out asap
Adustum - bass, guitars, full length out soon on XXXXXXXXXX recs

Originally Posted by far_beyond_sane
Tetianblood? ... Well, 'Necrosemen' to you too. Twat.
Old 2011-02-02, 16:01
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Happy Birthday, you little bitch.
Originally Posted by PST 88
The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'

Blackwater (Friend's Metal Band)

R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten.
Old 2011-02-02, 17:15
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Birthday, happy!?
Check my band out:
i'm so bonery
Old 2011-02-04, 16:35
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Happy Birthdayz.
Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.

Originally Posted by moe_blunts
you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.

RIP moe.

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