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Old 2010-12-24, 10:45
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Birthday Thread #1: All Quiet on the Western PST (Dylan is a Fuck-cardigan)

Yeah, I can't see this tradition catching on, but let it be known that the first (and possibly only) member to have received this great honour is my main man with the plan, DRAWN&QUARTERED!

Have a good one pal!
Old 2010-12-24, 11:15
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Old 2010-12-24, 11:44
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yay I'm #1

and are those semen droplets?
I dont have any funny quotes


Old 2010-12-24, 14:36
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All I saw was d n q like it was done on an EtchASketch.
Have a great birthday! Santa is sailing around the world just for you. And he didn't even get shot down over N. Korea when he flew over there. How about that?
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Old 2010-12-24, 16:43
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Old 2010-12-24, 17:55
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Originally Posted by drawn&quartered
yay I'm #1

and are those semen droplets?
They're whatever you want them to be Well, assuming the thing you want them to be resembles a squiggly "d & q".

Your father should be very proud; his sperms are faster than God's by at least 24 hours. I bet he could cum through the eye of a needle at fifty paces. Unless, of course, his sperms were of normal speed/accuracy and your mother's ovum was set hotter than PST's oven when he's defrosting TV dinners at his restaurant, thus speeding up the gestation period. Whatever the case may be, D&Q 1, God 0.

It must suck having a birthday the day before Christmas. I'm guessing everyone gives you the old "you can't have presents for two separate occasions which are one day apart!" excuse. Plus the two biggest events in your calender are essentially one; you were gonna get drunk on Christmas eve anyway, you know?

You should start a new tradition of having your birthday celebration the week before or after the Christmas festivities begin. Or just arbitrarily choose a date close to the summer for your birthday and keep the 24th of December date for official documentation and job applications.

Fuck, it just ticked over to Christmas as I was typing this. Well, it may be Jesus' birthday now but I'll be thinking of you as I munch on my mother's sticky mince pies (ha).

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