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2010-09-19, 10:37
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Look on the Bright Side...
At 21 he's now eligible to be executed pretty much everywhere, and let's face it - it's just a matter of time before he is. I imagine him being dragged kicking and screaming from one of his drug towns, his accomplices making their escape in modified go-karts, and a massive statue of Bill O'Reilly being demolished by U.N. troops in the background. And me running from a payphone, rubbing my hands penis with glee. Then, after an extremely short and juryless (that's a word) trial he's sent to Guantanamo Bay for processing (aka anal fisting) and then execution by sledgehammer.
I'm having a great deal of trouble thinking of a way of saying "happy birthday" when I actually want the man to contract 11 types of cancer. So I'll just say it:
Happy...ahhh...fuck it, I'll do it via the gift of emoticon:
FUCK! Right, this time:
Dammit Dystopia, why do you have to fill me with so much hate? Alright, try it this way: for today only, seeing as how it's your birthday n'all, we'll pretend to ignore the last 6 years. Happy birth...FUCK!
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2010-09-19, 12:22
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Fuck this thread
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
Pour ces bois obscurs maintenant endormis.
R.I.P moe
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2010-09-19, 13:55
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Too _____, wouldn't fuck
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he probably drank himself to death already
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2010-09-19, 21:01
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dsnt trust ne1 < 30
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rofl Happy birthday  Whether you want to or not.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2010-09-19, 22:48
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It's likely that Dystopia's legacy in this world will be the newspaper article printed the day after his death, an article which will undoubtedly end with the line "...before turning the gun on himself". So let's cut the trolling little shit some slack:
Happy birthd...birthda...buh buh...bir...
*sigh* forget it.
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2010-09-21, 00:48
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Too _____, wouldn't fuck
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2010-09-21, 04:22
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Poor guy, he's already taken 21 long years of suffering. Here's for many more to come!
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Please excuse me for I currently have a terminal erection, and the only cure is midget-cunny.
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2010-09-21, 09:41
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Hahaha oh well, at least we tried. Kinda.
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2010-09-23, 04:48
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Originally Posted by Paddy
Hahaha oh well, at least we tried. Kinda.
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*Tear* My own 21st birthday thread. Thanks Paddy. And thanks, guys. This really means a lot to me.
On my birthday, which was Sunday, me, my mother, and her husband all went out to a comedy club. I had two drinks (Pina Coladas) and it was a pretty alright time! Alright, see ya later guys! |
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2010-09-23, 12:34
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Originally Posted by Dystopia
On my birthday, which was Sunday, me, my mother, and her husband all went out to a comedy club. I had two drinks (Pina Coladas) and it was a pretty alright time! Alright, see ya later guys!
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I actually believe him.
Or he lied somewhere in a corner with a needle in his arm puking all over him and listening to Darkspace
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
Pour ces bois obscurs maintenant endormis.
R.I.P moe
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2010-09-23, 20:12
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wtf darkspace wtf
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So this Georgian Olympian runs into a bar
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Tetianblood? ... Well, 'Necrosemen' to you too. Twat.
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