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2010-09-08, 09:36
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If You Click This You're a Faggot
Fuck me, I can't believe how much of a faggot you are. But enough of this infernal skylarking, we've got business to attend to:
20 years ago today he slid out of his mother's ass-crack and formed a dog turd-like coil of effluence between her fat ankles which was later named, schooled and given a broadband internet connection. His heinous mother knows him as Turd Boy™, but we know him as 7-string warlord, and also cunt features and cancer breath. So, let us rejoice in choral harmony as young 7-string says goodbye to his teenage years and says hello to the rest of what I like to call "a steady downward spiral into the putrid guts of hopelessness and despair", aka adulthood.
Happy birthday 7-string warlord!*
* Written in Comic Sans MS for added birthday joviality.
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2010-09-08, 12:14
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I thought this was gonna be about cigarettes.
Happy birthday, 7string!!! 
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2010-09-08, 13:07
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Too _____, wouldn't fuck
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I'm a faggot, happy birthday
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2010-09-08, 16:12
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ComeOutYeBlackAndTans!
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Fag 4 life!
Have a good one Wes 
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
Pour ces bois obscurs maintenant endormis.
R.I.P moe
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2010-09-08, 16:36
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I thought this was gonna be about cigarettes.
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2010-09-08, 16:48
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Thanks to everyone!
I guess I learned that I am a faggot for my birthday present. that's pretty monumental, thanks again!
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Man oh man I'm in the mood for some meat right about now, so much so that I don't even care how implicitly gay this sentence is.
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2010-09-08, 18:32
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Happy Birthday Wes
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Please excuse me for I currently have a terminal erection, and the only cure is midget-cunny.
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2010-09-09, 09:26
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Originally Posted by The Execrator
Happy Birthday Wes
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It's 7 String Warlord's birthday? I guess I should write something, damn! I hate havin' to come up with something on the spot.
7 String Warlord... I also own 7 strings guitarre.
Oh and just to let everyone know, my 2 1st is on the 19th... If anyone remembers it this time, I shall expect a magnificent cake made of pure mercury that can kill with a tiny bite, served on the beheaded corpse of an innocent villager! Or at least a paint. w.e
edit// and of course happy birthday: you get any music gear/cash/weed? for ur brfday?
Last edited by Dystopia : 2010-09-09 at 09:29.
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2010-09-09, 10:31
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Don't post anymore please, Dystopia.
Also happy birthday to 7-string warlord!
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So this Georgian Olympian runs into a bar
Aosoth - New album III out now on Agonia Recs
Epoch - bass, guitars, drums, MetaStasizing out asap
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Tetianblood? ... Well, 'Necrosemen' to you too. Twat.
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2010-09-09, 11:32
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Have a good one dudeman.
dystopia, stop stealing material from Metalocalpyse. You completely ruined the joke. |
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2010-09-09, 12:10
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ComeOutYeBlackAndTans!
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How to ruin a b-day thread. Fuck off tr0ll
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
Pour ces bois obscurs maintenant endormis.
R.I.P moe
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2010-09-09, 19:49
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I love how this thread has had 58 views but only 10 (now 11) replies. Not quite ready to come out of the closet, eh? Join us ya big bi-curious poofters! Even Dystopia is comfortable enough in his own faggy skin to leap out of Narnia in his mother's underwear and take a massive troll's shit in another man's birthday thread!
Did you have a good'n, 7-string?
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2010-09-09, 23:13
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Did absolutely nothing, but it was awesome.
Probably about to go practice and smoke with my band. so it's all good now.
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Man oh man I'm in the mood for some meat right about now, so much so that I don't even care how implicitly gay this sentence is.
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2010-09-10, 00:49
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Have a good one dudeman.
dystopia, stop stealing material from Metalocalpyse. You completely ruined the joke. |
I hate to constantly prove my critics wrong, but, (edit: part of) it was actually that "420" episode of Family Guy where Quagmire makes everyone sign a birthday card to his cat.
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2010-09-10, 21:03
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i clicked it
*coolface*
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2010-09-10, 21:29
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Happy Birthday!
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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