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The Creatively Titled Official Paint Thread
This will probably just become a window into the severely twisted mind of Paddy McPatrifuck, but for those of you that want to contribute, post your MS Paint comics, drawings, whatevers here.
I will start.
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A little comic before bed. Great thread, Dyldo!
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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Do you ever have so many awesome ideas at once that you can't actually think of one? That's what this thread does to me.
Confession time: I don't actually use MS Paint, because it's sucky pooh-balls. I use Paint.NET instead. I highly recommend it for cock and retard drawings.
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Dylan, your 'toon is so profound that I actually felt the hand of God cup my balls as I was reading it.
And it's Paddy Fitzkitchens to you!
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I'm almost certain your cock is bigger than that 
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Well I don't use MS Paint either, I use Sumo Paint
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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Thanks, Pads.
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Hahaha, that's good. Throw that into the Fit thread here.
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Clicking on attachments has never been so cautious.
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Man that site is great! Thanks for that 
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Indeed, with that symmetry-tool drawing Swastikas has never been easier!
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wuuut?
Wait I think I found the tool!
Now I love it even more
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Hahaha. But seriously, that Sumo Paint is pretty rad. I've been spacing out at all the cool spirals I can make.
Changed thread title.
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2010-08-18, 20:01
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Sumo Paint...where have you been all my life?
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hahaha I've had access to the superior paint program the whole time, I win. It's awesomely free and spiral-filled.
NOW SOMEBODY DRAW A FUCKING PICTURE. 
and make it as fucked up as the others... I think Dyldo is in the lead out of a whopping 3 entries...
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jesus fucking christ D&Q... I'm so turned on now and I was just planning to go to sleep 
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The TacoBell one reads like BassyB's post workout menu.
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Sure I have a deadline to meet in an hour, but that doesn't mean I can't still paint!
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Dylan, that is beautiful. Almost as beautiful as your private message I received, but not quite as well thought out.
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Truly a magnificent compilation and exhibition of your talents, Micky. I particularly find your caricatures to be the most absorbing of your collection; call it your "finesse" if you may. Keep up the good work and we may consider you for the annual Pics With Dicks Prize here in California, which would allow for your art to be displayed to the public during the ceremony. I must ask you to prepare a 1 page speech to send in before we inform you of your winnings as part of the decision process.
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Paddy, your ability to draw a penis so well in paint never ceases to amaze me. The Hitler dick is my fav.
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Paddy, your ability to draw a penis so well in paint never ceases to amaze me. The Hitler dick is my fav.
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You know where you are, when a Hitler dick is considered a loving tribute.
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So far, this entire thread is full of win, but those two killed me. Moar paint now.
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So while one of my clients was trying out one of the "gang" we picked up last night, something a little unexpected happened... we had to take the poor guy to the hospital and call it a freak accident.
Its too gruesome in text, so I've attached a pictorial representation of the event below:
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oh my god those sites are great. i mean... severely fucked up... but great.
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Okay I've changed my mind about that Electric Retard site, I am deeply disturbed and I think that guy has some major issues! That is fucked up! 
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Electric Retard is mostly just crass, shock-value nothings.
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Nope works perfectly
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Nothing about that site works... just ambles along contrary to better judgment.
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Electric Retard is so stupid I cannot stop laughing!
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It was funny until I realized the guy is a white supremacy spreading pedophile who got raped when he was a little kid. That site is eerily narrow-minded with its humor... he has way too much to "joke" about only four topics: Niggers, Little Kids, Feces, and Rape.
I have a sick fucking sense of humor, but the whole point is that its not SERIOUS. Maybe the guy is just trying to get people shocked, but I can almost guarantee he is actually severely fucked up.
OH AND NOBODY COMMENTED ON MY LAST FUCKING PICTURE, YOU CUNTS, SPEAKING OF FUCKED UP. 
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Paddy, are you suffering from penile comic block?
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I'm letting a few ideas ferment in my brain-cellar. I'm aiming to induce vomiting combined with laughter, and a lil' sobbing and praying wouldn't hurt either. Either that or I just can't think of anything haha.
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