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Old 2010-07-30, 00:34
Forum Daemon
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He Got His First Period...

...and it's lasted 22 years. This haemoglobin-deprived cunt is in dire need of a hot blood injection, and his tampon-filled mattress is in dire need of replacement before it rots the guts out of his house and attracts a family of bears.

Happy birthday funtimes to THE_BLEEDING!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

Old 2010-07-30, 02:28
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Have a good one cunt. I think it's official, Paddy needs to create every bday thread.

Old 2010-07-30, 05:50
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To be honest, I wasn't so much imagining a family of bears as a horrid armada of mosquitoes. Or ticks. Yea, ticks advancing like a good old fashioned tank army charge.

Anyhow, have a good one ye gear wiz!
Listening to Cannibal Corpse and cutting trees with a chainsaw, now that's metal

"He preferred the hard truth over his dearest illusion. That, is the heart of science."
- Carl Sagan

"Imagination is more important than intelligence" - Einstein
Old 2010-07-30, 09:42
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
Pour ces bois obscurs maintenant endormis.

R.I.P moe
Old 2010-07-30, 14:48
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Happy birthday!!
My eldest son's bipolar website:

-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
Old 2010-07-30, 22:43
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Happy Something!

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i'm so bonery

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