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2010-07-09, 23:45
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He's a Dirty Fucking Liar
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2010-07-10, 00:02
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dsnt trust ne1 < 30
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roflmao  Happy birthday! I hope you find Paddy under your tree!
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2010-07-10, 00:10
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Forum Daemon
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The only thing you'll find under his tree will be HIM, drooling and covered in his own effluence, with an overturned shopping cart next to him with the wheels spinning. Ya polio-stricken motherfucker ya.
So when are we gonna get a pic of the real you, Waylon? Do I really have to do what I did with Bobbi and lure you into a photo-shoot with the promise of $5 and a bag o' medium-quality soil? SHOW YOURSELF!
By the way, I think the Men's Health model whose identity you've been "borrowing" might have a thing or two to say about this shit. Reveal your bony self or I'll write a letter!
Wait, what am I talking about? We already know what you look like!
http://i48.tinypic.com/jzi787.png
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2010-07-10, 00:26
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(swoons and passes out) 
Wait, what?
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2010-07-10, 00:28
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Too _____, wouldn't fuck
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Happy birthday dawg
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2010-07-10, 00:29
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HAHAHAHAHAHA Paddy that was fuckin hilarious! hahahah
Thanks man! and thank you LB!
and DQ, you cynical bastard
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2010-07-10, 00:53
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HAHAHAHAHAHA Paddy that was fuckin hilarious! hahahah
Thanks man! and thank you LB!
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Hope you have a good one man!
Any plans? |
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2010-07-10, 01:15
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Have a good one, Waylon! Beat a hooker and pass out like a real man.
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Check my band out:
facebook.com/deadheadroses
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i'm so bonery
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2010-07-10, 02:09
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plans are a 4 day celebration haha. I took Sunday and Monday off, along with my regular days off this week Tues and Weds. So the celebration will start after work tomorrow around 2:30pm and it'll cease Wednesday afternoon. It'll be filled with drunkeness, pussy, and death metal. What more can i ask for, really?
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2010-07-10, 02:41
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In other words you're going to get fitshaced and then sleep for 3 days.
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2010-07-10, 03:26
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oh LB, you really don't know me too well haha. I'm an amazing binge drinker
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2010-07-10, 03:29
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Have a good one, Waylon! Beat a hooker and pass out like a real man.
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I second that notion! PARTY!
Happy BIDDY DAISY.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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2010-07-10, 04:37
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LOL. Paddy is fucking retarded!
Happy Birthday Waylon!
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2010-07-10, 05:09
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Birthday. Fucking. Ha.pp.y
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Please excuse me for I currently have a terminal erection, and the only cure is midget-cunny.
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2010-07-10, 08:15
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU UGLY DUMB MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!11# 
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
Pour ces bois obscurs maintenant endormis.
R.I.P moe
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2010-07-10, 18:34
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Death to all but metal!
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Have a good one bro, I'd buy ya a pitcher if I was in the area
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"Ja mein little poodle, I will hang you by your nipples in my garage,
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2010-07-10, 20:45
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lolz, Gaylon! Get it? GAY-lon! ololz
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2010-07-11, 11:16
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Hahaha, Paddy. You've outdone yourself, once again.
happy Birthday Truth! Have a good one! 
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2010-07-11, 13:53
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I just noticed this was TD's birthday thread. Anyways, have a good one you fucking monster.
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2010-07-12, 07:59
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Happy birthday, oh one who be devoid of truth
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Red Sparowes - At the Soundless Dawn
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2010-07-12, 15:57
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Thanks guys. My birthday was fuckin great. Started drinking around 3pm and stopped around 7am. 5 of us went through 4 cases of beer, entire bottle of vodka, and half a bottle of blackberry brandy. It was great. Last night was a recovery night where I just spent time with my new girlfriend, and tonight who knows what's on the agenda for sure, but I got two more celebration nights to go!
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2010-07-12, 16:03
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2010-07-12, 16:41
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hahahahhah!
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2010-07-15, 05:45
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Thanks for all the birthday wishes guys. My 4 day celebration was incredible, and my new girlfriend is absolutely amazing. I really couldn't ask for anything more out of life right now. But on that note, I'm all fucked up and gotta get up for work inn less than 3 hours. haha good luck to meeeeee. peace out ya'll!
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