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Old 2010-06-14, 15:40
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The Official MetalTabs Spit Roast

Many happy funtimes go out to our dear friends, bitz906 and guitar_demon, both of whom have prevented me from having a normal shit for the past six weeks what with their bulbous members stretching my various sphincters to the point of no return, kinda like when you lend your jumper to a fat woman with a massive head.

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Happy birthday fuckcocks!
Old 2010-06-14, 17:17
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happityhappityhappity birthdays guyseseseses!!!!
My eldest son's bipolar website:

-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
Old 2010-06-14, 17:57
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Have a good one, guys.

I'm tempted to click that link but I'm at work.. and finally, 4 jobs later, I learned to never click on anything Paddy links to at work.
Check my band out:
i'm so bonery
Old 2010-06-14, 18:13
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Haha it's safe, it's just an MS Paint birthday card (although it does feature a crude drawing of a cock and a nice big veiny breast).
Old 2010-06-14, 18:54
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
Pour ces bois obscurs maintenant endormis.

R.I.P moe
Old 2010-06-14, 19:25
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Paddy's link isn't all that bad, but its not NOT a bit obscene.
Originally Posted by PST 88
The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'

Blackwater (Friend's Metal Band)

R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten.
Old 2010-06-15, 02:27
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Have a good one boys. (specifically gd)

Old 2010-06-15, 02:42
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Happy Birthday Doodz.
Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.

Originally Posted by moe_blunts
you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.

RIP moe.

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