He just did a segment on the war on drugs. It was ridiculous. I got pissed, and blew off steam writing an email. This is what is said.

They might not read it, but you guys (couple of ya) probably will.



I'm going to go smoke a bowl.

My God I hope it's the pot that makes you this stupid.

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I'm going to allow this for now if it leads to mass making fun of mtv_is_gay.

However, I want to point out that I do not encourage or tolerate starting these types of retarded threads, and if it doesn't turn out to be particularly funny I'll delete it rather than close it, because it's a waste of space and I don't think this forum exists so mtv_is_gay can have a platform for his half-baked 'political' views, and in this particular case, as in most cases pertaining to the content on this forum, what I think matters.

Bill O'Reilly is a man who believes that the sanctity of Christmas trees is under attack by pagans, I doubt he's ever going to loosen up about marijuana.

Your drug town idea is interesting, though. If these towns are to be without internet access I say GO FOR IT, DYSENTERY! LIVE THE DREAM!

It wouldn't work anyways. A drug town would still have to get outside delivery of goods to survive and those that wouldn't want to be a number on Big Brother's roster would do it illegally. There'd be smuggling. George Carlin's turning Colorado into a prison state makes more sense, but a less pretty state should have been used. Kansas or Nebraska come to mind.
I disagree that Obama isn't smart, but I do agree that his charisma and silver tongue are part of why he was elected -along with a few other reasons. Most of those MTV-er fans that voted just because have fallen by the wayside now that the election is over and they're back to the crap music industry some of the rest of us loathe.
Writing to these people is only getting something off your chest. God knows what they do in their spare time or if they aren't just getting paid to be opposition in a game of media ratings.
Maybe your idea can be revamped or expanded upon.

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Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit! And pretty apt in this thread.

This thread above all others has made me more concerned for Dysentery's well-being and indeed more conservative in my stance on marijuana use. I mean, drug towns? Who but a degenerate pothead could come up with that shit and expect it to be met with gasps of admiration? Reading Dysentery's threads is like watching a chimp re-enactment of a Cheech and Chong movie reflected in the back of a spoon.

Dys, do this experiment for all of our sakes: quit pot for a couple of months, let your brain cells escape the thick jelly they're currently marinading in, and then re-read your letter to Bill "O'Really?" O'Reilly. If it still sounds like a healthy, workable idea then I'll suck your cock right down the back of my throat into my stomach where you may impregnate me with your genius.

Jonathan,

I'm sorry but marijuana made you stupid.

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And I'm spent.

I love you for this Simpson quotation there

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You had me at "I love you...".

No shit, a girlfriend of mine asked me today if I`d like to travel to North Ireland or Ireland with her in the summer vacations.
I need fucking money so all of you bitches send me some

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God truly played a terrible joke on your parents. You should be arrested for the negligence you inflict upon your life, brain, and opportunity to be productive.

Drug towns? Seriously? Drug towns? Have you ever met a true junkie? I mean a full on hardcore user of something like heroin or meth?

The Stupid, It Burns!

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Dys, I myself only smoked marijuana a few times. Yes, I believe it should be legal, even though it wasn't quite my cup of tea, but I see no reason why others shouldn't use it... well, until you, that is. For the sake of the cause, for the sake of all users, shut the hell up, please?!

And paddy, you're my hero.

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If ANYONE sends this cunt a single penny so that he can come to my sweet country I will personally see to it that you die in a fire.

Ireland's closed for the next year anyway, we're replanting all of the grass. Bunny's radioactive pussy pretty much eviscerates all of the vegetation here every 4 years or so. The bitch refuses to wear my patented asbestos underpants, so we just try to stay upwind from her as much as possible. You'd think she'd take the hint when Saddam Hussein tried to dump her on the Kurds, but no!

If ever there was something to counteract the erection-killing insanity of Dystopia's posts it's this. You could hang wet towels off of this baby!

MAN YOU ARE A GENIUS! LOL.

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Paddy, you're wasting time here, but that's okay. Maybe you should have written the letter instead.

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I would like to take this moment to point out that mtv_is_gay's solution to the drug problem is to put drug users into WWII era Ghettos - or, more specifically, to segregate them with fellow offenders, treat them punitively, strip away certain of their civil rights, and only allow them to go back into the general population once they've proven themselves to be rehabilitated of their antisocial behavior. So, it's not the Warsaw Ghetto exactly - more like a prison!

Sure, it's voluntary, but not significantly more than actual prison. And the other differences are even more superficial; the solution to the problem of putting drug users into prison is - putting them into a different-looking prison! What a great job!

With that, I have to include that this is a Swiftian satire, and this whole time mtv_is_gay has merely been pretending to be totally retarded. Bravo!

I had a ninkling (that is, I had a precarious notion, I didn't rape a baby Nink) that he might have been taking the piss after reading this line:

Even amongst the rest of Dysentery's bizarre and apparently drug-induced madness this line seemed out of place, because the image it conjures up in one's mind is just too fuckin' hilarious to have been an accident. But let us not forget that Dys is the same man who added the cruelty of female circumcision to the list of justifications for toppling Saddam.

Maybe that's all part of Dystopia's charm; we never really know if his masochistic posts on this forum are for real or if he's just trolling with such skill that no one can see through it. Maybe he's like Willy Wonka and is setting us a test, and he's tallying up all of the hateful replies he receives to see who gave him the benefit of the doubt the most often, and when he's finished he'll reward that person with cash and blowjobs. Time, and several letters of apology from me, will tell!

Well seriously!!

There is no way to win the drug war.

You can't win just be shutting down the dealers. You gotta take down every addict on the market (because a lot of those guys become drug dealers). SO...

Being that we are America, and we have a decent handful of cokeheads, I propose we study cocaine so that we can chemically create the best shit there is and sell it to other countries. Debt problem nearly solved, as long as we don't snort our own shit.

Ignoring all of the insults and still replying is actually quite admirable. Touché, Dystopia. Touché.

I'm still trying to get my head around the fact that it appears like several of you read the letter.

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Even more touchéness.

I'd have to be the one giving the most benefit of the doubt to anyone, but someone else can reap the benefits. Unless you want to blow in the gutters on the second story for me. Lots of maple trees growing there now.

I was getting a prison idea, too, and I was thinking the go karts would be mad fun. Would racing cokeheads wear helmets and would we want them to?

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I'd want them to wear big chicken costumes. But only the head part. The rest would be covered with like. Pigs and ties, man.



But nothing can touch like you touch. You touch anything. And everything.

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VOTE DYSTOPIA 2014.


Something tells me that won't go over well with the large majority of voters..

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VOTE FOR DYSTOPIA to be sent to an isolated island

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How about Diego Garcia? At least he'd have a bowling alley to occupy himself. Gotta give him credit for being able to type. Or maybe that's not such a good thing.

Amadeus, my neighbor was at an auction last week and they had a chicken suit there for sale with 4 other animal costumes. They sold for $200.

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Alright, OK, right then, so, yea, alrighty, all so... right. And what are the odds of someone using them for gokart riding coke heads in Dope Town? Covered in pigs and ties, like? Just tell me that, would you. The lost opportunity for the world makes me weep.
I need to get away from work more.

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Maybe you could take up go kart repair as a hobby?

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Fact is, is there are no go-karts in prison...

But when not in prison: there are usually cars.

Thus segregating drug-addicts who willingly submit themselves to a "Softer prison," isolation from children, Christians, ect., thus, to rid the innocent children, elementry school children, women and elderly (It's all about protecting the weak), because in sense, it is pretty obvious that drug abuse in our country is a problem.

Drug abuse wouldn't be so bad if ACTUALLY were a victimless crime. The most vulnerable victim would be the user, who is also the cause of a hazard of neglect, violence, and uncontrollable bitching about their problems.

So, the "Sober party" wants people who use coke to go to jail.

Cokeheads, heroin addicts, and methheads all just want to shoot their shit.

I just tried to think of way to mold each sides' desires to a compromise that would benefit everyone.

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I would also legalize pot and hallucinogens with restricted use. Imagine "Acid bars," where you submit $25, they give ya a hit of acid, you bring some weed, and then they take care of you the next 12 hours.

Me >> Nanci Peloci


EDIT PS: And when riding go-karts in drug town, helmets are optional... depending on the State.

Gee, you thought of everything.

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Stop trying to win yourself a blowjob IT'S MINE, I TELLS YA!

Pssst... Paddy my man. You're the only one here wanting a blowjob from Dys. Um. Yea. Sorry. Just thought someone should tell you.

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http://www.myspace.com/jonathan.bellamy

There's my myspace in case any of you need to jerk off. But uh... back on topic.

Do you guys mind if I post the link to a clip of one really sick fuckin' porno? Cuz I'm not gonna post it unless all of you wanna see it.

Back to the real topic: Now, just because someone is high on cocaine, are you going to tell me that PERSON can't get around? That they can't drive a go-kart? I think that's RACIST! Take that, Obama Palin.

k

Okay Execrater, the way I see your "Long letter" to "Me," is that it is 95-100% serious, the only seriousness at all would be the meaning behind the joke.. You don't actually think this is a good idea (my drug town idea). My letter was mostly serious, but somewhat humorous, cuz I get stoned when I write letters to Bill O'Reilly. I was probably pretty baked when I wrote that letter about Snoop Dogg (which was read on the air; summarized, of course).

Anyways, would it be more convincing if I SUMMONED the energy to think of a more glamorous name? How about Drug SECTORS?

Wait, that just sounds ugly. I hate the sound of the word drug. Everyone hates that word, cuz the damn fuckin shit government makes drugs seem evil, which they are.

But we don't want people to think of "Drug Sectors" as "Evil." Maybe: Wrong, Stupid, Immoral, but most of all... wait! Dangerous! Hazardous! That's the right direction, but it's a special kind of hazard.

-SELF-HAZARD SECTORS-
These won't necessarily be "Towns." I'm afraid that was misleading. I mean like, take the projects, where the poorest people live. Now you have SOME Project sectors that have as few good trying-to-get-out hard workers with their suffering children, but mostly a bunch of dying bums, crack-dealin' pimps, hustlin' chumps and ugly whores with AIDS.

Get out the families.
Give them a little more than they're giving up (To leave their living quarters and enter a more suburban, white-nerd-friendly environment.) SHS Tax Revenue should cover that and help a lot of people out.

Next step, after ALL families agree to GTFO out of the shitter hole, and move next to a nice park, applications may be submitted, but not all would be accepted, because we gotta savor that high value. I mean, unlimited drugs?

UNLIMITED DRUGS!?!?

Not for anyone, but for the rebel would-be tyrant that just wants his drugs, looks back and wishes he could work harder but knows he won't go back, and just works his butt off, or sells drugs, to buy his drugs... well, he'd probably just end up in prison anyway! Wouldn't it be easier to give this guy a few tasks to help the community, and now you can go 2 ways:
1: Slave for food, just work until the shift's over, and you can work high on the job accounting it aint that hard of a job or else why give it to you? No pay, just food, drugs, and place to sleep, probably bunking with 3 other mails in a one bedroom split kitchen 1 bathroom apartment.
OR
2: Allow a similar concept of capitalism, letting the system flows as it goes. Who knows, high on coke? You could probably invent some shit. Cocaine, Heroin, Opium, Crack, Meth, LSD, Mescalin, GBH and Ecstasy would all be taxed accordingly to their potential and average incident ratings of hazard (deaths, accidents, fuck-ups) but leaned out in a way that drug addicts can still afford them on their "Here you go, no one else wants this job," so that they don't go out stealing shit.

May seem hard to balance, but if we were the direct source for all those drugs (Grew the shit here, the best shit, of course) then the actual cost of producing the product would be low, as long as we're paying the guards enough not to go corrupt on our ass, which wouldn't happen, cuz cameras would be on their ass and everyone's ass who even gets near enough drugs to distribute.

Taxed high, production costs low. Not taxed quite as high that those Mexi's across the border can profit by selling at a lower price (If we got our immigration problem under control, this would be much, much, easier. As long as we we bust 'em at the border, every time we do, they lose profit.), but tax as high considering the said factors, and considering the living sectors will be so fuckin' cheap that if you took a dump in the middle of the floor it wouldn't affect the value of the place what so ever.



I don't actually want to segregate drug-users. I figure I'm not one to judge, BUT much, MUCH more than accommodate drug-users I want to protect the freedoms of the innocent and just: The children, the wives, and even people where all they do is casually smoke pot, drink alcohol, smoke cigarettes, pop anti-deps and pain-killers and even experiment with hallucinogens (acid, shrooms) as long as they purchase it, use it, and sober from it in a tax-paying facility that has good shit, trippy posters, cool music, and they WATCH YOUR ASS until you're sober enough that they know that you are, "Good."

Guy doin' drugs can live right next door. I don't care, as long as everyone is SAFE. The FACT is, the drug war is what is causing all this violence. Actually, it's the drugs. Actually, it's the people that use the drugs. Actually, it's the laws that piss people off that tell people not to do drugs which only makes them swipe their tracks and pay money to Al Queida (Sp?) funded drug rings. So there you go, one big circle you can blow up by fighting fire with fire. Actually, it's like fighting fire with gasoline, but I'm pretty sure it would work, so don't worry.

I mean, all the drug addicts that already pay money to these smugglers COULD be paying money to OUR government, and we would make the BEST SHIT! That shit would SO FOR SURE not be laced, or cut. Pure shit, scientifically enhanced to be perfectly healthy and non-addictive, plus the high last 20 hours and each hit turns you into a genius, thanks to our research that was funded by Self-Hazard Centers (Centers could work too, I think we should have both drug centers and sectors).

I gotta piss. *Posts*

true my man. As old sage once said: don't get high on your own supply.

BTW I think You should send this letter to Limbaugh from what I've heard he has long history with drugs.

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Isn't this the same shit Travis Bickle was writing in his diary in Taxi Driver? I'm sure of it!

Tell me Dys, have you ever seen what a .44 Magnum will do to a woman's pussy? Now THAT you should see!

No... where did that come up?

It came up during a discussion with one of your late night cab fares.

BAM!

inb4 thread locked.

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Not like you're going to discuss this in a serious way anyways.

To anyone who criticizes my idea: You have a better one? Legalize drugs completely? Keep drugs illegal? Make drugs more illegal?

Fact is, I understand both sides of the issue, rather than being completely leaning to one side. I understand drugs destroy communities (But pot doesn't lol), and druggies simply cannot be destroyed. It would violate the physics of the Constitution. So, here I give you: The Ultimate COMPROMISE. Giving both sides a little of what they want.

Druggies get their drugs.
And communities get their druggies the fuck out.

k, rdy4lock *hides in bomb shelter*

Nope, which is why none has been offered. I think it's healthy to know one's limitations, which means not cramming every passing thought into the knowledge gap like you're trying to fill a pothole with the contents of your trash can. The stuff you've written is the kind of thing one thinks about when they're sitting on the toilet or laying in the bathtub. We think these insane things, and immediately dismiss them as insane and only share them with other people for a laugh. You seem to be lacking that particular faculty, and pot undoubtedly has to bear some of the blame for that.

The lack of an alternative to your idea doesn't give your idea any extra weight. It might have done if your idea wasn't inherently mental. Reading your first post it's clear that you just started writing, and as you were writing these ideas just started popping into your head and then became part of the overall tapestry of nonsense which constitutes your letter to Bill.

If I'm wrong about that, and if you've thought long and hard about these ideas, then you surely must have worked out the possible [probable] problems with them. Tells us everything that could go wrong with a drug town, and how you'd deal with it. In fact, do the same for your entire letter. Be your own prosecution and see if you can pick apart your proposals, and then people might start taking them seriously if they survive.

K, I understand it would lead to massive smuggling if not attempting to smuggle.

Smuggling OUT, would be a fucking pain in the ass, since getting out would be a pain in the ass. There are different extents to this bill.

1 - Total freedom.
2 - Limited freedom, family can visit you SOMETIMES, and you could visit them rarely.
3 - Total isolation. So goodbye to everyone not in drug town where you're going, but you don't care - that's why you chose drugs. Hell, it don't even have to be a city, or a town, or a sector. Make it a fuckin' prison. Better yet, just give prisoners.. just kidding. No seriously, empty out a big ass prison and put a bunch of crackheads right in ther'.

I would probably choose limited freedom. Letting them have their own sectors, their own freedoms. Sure, the potential risk of corruption would be high, but the mentality would change.

If doing drugs are officially legal, and now it is dealing drugs to a minor that becomes the big risk-taker, cokeheads just won't give a shit, cuz they know they will get popped for that so they would rather keep their drugs risk-free. On the street TODAY, it is ALL illegal. Hey, snort illegal, may as well sell illegal, right?

Also, public opinion would change, how is dependent on variable(s).
I would keep the opinion on drugs low, but I wouldn't try to make them miserable. Hell, they'd be havin' a blast! But they would have much higher death rates in their own sectors, which is ok, because it's not in the community, and they're just hard drug users.

I've been on and off the weedz, cuz I need a job.
Last quarter at college I was way fuckin' high and WAY TOO tired, the whole damn time, and my homework was often turned in late. I got 2 A's and 1 B.