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2010-04-16, 15:36
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Forum Daemon
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Let's Not Make Def a Birthday Thread. It'll Be Hilarious.
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2010-04-16, 16:13
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ComeOutYeBlackAndTans!
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Ger., North
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I h8 u !!!!!!!!!!!
 Have a good one
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
Pour ces bois obscurs maintenant endormis.
R.I.P moe
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2010-04-16, 17:01
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Too _____, wouldn't fuck
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Join Date: Dec 2006
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lol it would be the average MTer would be crying alone in their room
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2010-04-16, 17:42
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Vaginal Warts
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: I live in a giant bucket.
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 Halfy Birthday
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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Blackwater (Friend's Metal Band)
MY WEBSITE!
R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten. |
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2010-04-16, 18:31
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Post-whore
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: NYC
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Happy Birthday, Def! |
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2010-04-16, 19:48
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Throbbing Member
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Californeeway
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DRINK N SHIT!
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Check my band out:
facebook.com/deadheadroses
deadheadroses.bandcamp.com
deadheadrosesmusic.com
i'm so bonery
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2010-04-16, 20:28
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Post-whore
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Emory, Texas
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I will Def. not say  to you.
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Man oh man I'm in the mood for some meat right about now, so much so that I don't even care how implicitly gay this sentence is.
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2010-04-16, 21:00
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Die Young.
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Join Date: May 2003
Location: Hellifax, Nova Scotia, Canada
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Definitely a queer fellow.
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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RIP moe. |
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2010-04-16, 22:29
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Drugged Unholy
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Philadelphia Area
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happy birthday. Get fucked up. Do some stupid shit. Tell us stories about it.
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the song serial cocksucker changed my life
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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
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2010-04-17, 00:27
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Post-whore
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: terra firma
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I'm sure he's already started getting fucked up.
Enjoy it! |
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2010-04-17, 13:06
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Master Killer
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Utrecht, The Netherlands
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Thanks guys!
I'm getting fucking old! The decline is starting because I still have a pretty bad delirium.
Started my old-year-birthdayparty on the 15th with a dinner together with the bierpolitie (beerpolice) and then 2 crates of Hertog Jan at my place that were downed in a record breaking 35 minutes.
Then disco-bowling with beer and shots, ended the evening in Tivoli (club). Oh no's. Ended in a small cafe full or criminals that nearly smashed a friends face in for making a picture inside the cafe. I'll see if I can get some pics from that guy, they must all be golden.
My ass hurts. (not due rapeage but from backflipping my bicycle! I don't know how I managed to pull that off)
Got home at 5:30 and had my real birthday party on the 16th with family and some other friends.
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2010-04-17, 13:09
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Post-whore
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Were you drunk when the bicycle backflip was performed?
I've seen some amazing skateboard skills from drunken friends...
Maybe alcohol holds the key to intense physical power and cat like reflexes.
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Man oh man I'm in the mood for some meat right about now, so much so that I don't even care how implicitly gay this sentence is.
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2010-04-17, 17:23
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dsnt trust ne1 < 30
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Home is where the <3 is
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7-string, it's called unhindered flexibility in neckbreaking configuration.
Have a great celebration! 
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2010-04-17, 19:35
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Master Killer
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Location: Utrecht, The Netherlands
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Originally Posted by 7-string warlord
Were you drunk when the bicycle backflip was performed?
I've seen some amazing skateboard skills from drunken friends...
Maybe alcohol holds the key to intense physical power and cat like reflexes.
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Haha, no doubt I was drunk. I think alcohol is key for these kind of skills. Except this morning I felt like I broke my ass.
Ah well, I survived without serious injury. A buddy of mine was towed off in an ambulance last week 
Fuck. I guess part of growing up is letting go of these kinda party's. My girlfriend was not very amused with my extremely long hangover and asshurt. Well. I think I have a few party's left in me. |
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2010-04-18, 18:14
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Noob lud
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Location: Upstate New Yaawwk
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Happy belated birthday man
Sorry to hear of your asshurt 
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9/23
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Please excuse me for I currently have a terminal erection, and the only cure is midget-cunny.
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2010-04-21, 08:09
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Schrodinger's Cat
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Location: Liverpool, England
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No sooner than the party for last year's birthday ends, another begins!
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Album of the day:
Red Sparowes - At the Soundless Dawn
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