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2010-04-12, 23:23
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Forum Daemon
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My First Time
It was tight, bloody and painful, but when that throbbing womb-thumper finally breached my chocolate perimeter I knew it would be nothing but pure, uninhibited love from then on. And stitches. And a permanent faecal leak and a lifelong dependence on cotton swabs. But enough about my tumultuous relationship with Father O'Anal:
Happy birthday REQUIEM!!!!!!!!!!!11!!1!!1111
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2010-04-13, 00:09
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Vaginal Warts
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: I live in a giant bucket.
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Enjoy the rest of your life, Reqtum. Especially today! 
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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Blackwater (Friend's Metal Band)
MY WEBSITE!
R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten. |
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2010-04-13, 01:26
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Too _____, wouldn't fuck
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Happy bday Requiem
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2010-04-13, 02:05
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Vaginal Warts
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I'm into him.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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Blackwater (Friend's Metal Band)
MY WEBSITE!
R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten. |
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2010-04-13, 02:14
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Forum Daemon
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I'm not into him, but I'm into the idea of him.
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2010-04-13, 02:52
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Vaginal Warts
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Originally Posted by PST 88
The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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Blackwater (Friend's Metal Band)
MY WEBSITE!
R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten. |
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2010-04-13, 09:53
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Post-whore
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Happy Birthday dude!
I actually drive threw corsicana not too long ago! Although I think you moved away from Texas, right?
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Man oh man I'm in the mood for some meat right about now, so much so that I don't even care how implicitly gay this sentence is.
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2010-04-13, 12:16
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ComeOutYeBlackAndTans!
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Fuck you Req, seriously
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
Pour ces bois obscurs maintenant endormis.
R.I.P moe
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2010-04-13, 12:38
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Post-whore
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Join Date: Feb 2005
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Fuck you Req, seriously
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ZING!
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Man oh man I'm in the mood for some meat right about now, so much so that I don't even care how implicitly gay this sentence is.
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2010-04-13, 12:49
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Post-whore
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: terra firma
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fuck meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Drank a whoie fucking bottle of patron silver.
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2010-04-13, 15:06
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wigger/redneck/drunkard
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happy fartday
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2010-04-13, 15:15
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Schrodinger's Cat
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Eat. Drink. Shit. Sleep. Welcome to the rest of your life!
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Album of the day:
Red Sparowes - At the Soundless Dawn
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2010-04-14, 15:26
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Noob lud
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Happy mofuggin Birthday dude
hope you were getting blown while drinking the bottle... and while you were throwing up. and hopefully the dude blowing you was getting blown as well 
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Please excuse me for I currently have a terminal erection, and the only cure is midget-cunny.
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2010-04-14, 21:40
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dsnt trust ne1 < 30
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Have a wunnerful birthday. I heard you're really a girl. Is that true?
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2010-04-14, 23:15
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Master Killer
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Utrecht, The Netherlands
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fuck meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Drank a whoie fucking bottle of patron silver.
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Lightweight.
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