I'm throwing in the towel.

I have been asked by Nomad to leave due to the confrontation that went down in the Movie thread. Paddy, that potato-sucking slobbering titty fuck that he and his bovine mother is, went and gave him an ultimatum of "either I leave or he's banned" and that ass-backwards Russkie joke-of-a-site-manager (seriously.. the site was down for what, 3 weeks? And he didn't even notice!) took his side, apparently because the shit I said was "too personal" and really had some effect on Paddy (yes, Paddy, the guy who constantly raves about how great it is to drug and fuck midgets and would probably fuck anything past the age of embryo). You were fucking touched by some perv teacher when you were like, 10. Get the fuck over it and stop using it and the ensuing "anxiety" (the perfect facade) as an excuse every time your douche bag spills. Did I go to far? Maybe, but if I'm guilty of anything its largely due to you driving me there with your compulsive lying and complaining. He's seriously a different guy in the Mod Lair and it wasn't long before he could no longer hide with his lies behind his crass humor.

You might think my hostility is uncalled for, but a lot of shit has gone down in the mod forum and most of it was caused by Paddy. You think the increasingly growing absence of John, Chris, and Steve are just 'cause? No. Hardly. He managed to fuck Steve and Chris over and piss off the rest enough to the point where they just started avoiding the place. How did he fuck someone over the internet you ask? Here's how:

You see, Paddy is a compulsive liar. His self-esteem is dripping through the cracks that line the rock-bottom that is his life. He's got no friends and will do anything to feel accepted, if only for a moment. He doesn't give a fuck if it hurts anyone and even though he knows that it can only last for so long, he lives to live in that brief, transitory interval of a lie. Here's what I mean:

As most of you probably know, Steve is big into cars and is some long-haired grease monkey. Why he likes that shit is beyond me, but he does. Anyway, awhile ago he was working on some new car but was basically lacking an entire engine. This wasn't for long though, because it was Paddy to the rescue! He of course had some friend that lived and worked a few hours from Steve who could hook him up with whatever he needed for basically nothing. However, it'd be about a month before he could do anything. Clever, Paddy. Way to buy yourself sometime to suck a few favors out of the guy (and suck he did, every last drop) before the jig was up. Of course, it fell through and Steve was now an extra month behind getting the shit he needed. He even passed up a steal of a deal from some dude that he'll never see again.

Luckily, my encounter with him wasn't as bad. This happened all around the same time before I knew what to expect. In that movie thread I mentioned something about never receiving from him some high-end RAM that he promised to send me. I was bitching about having to fork out the money to buy some because my computer crashed and he said to not worry about it and that he'd help me out, free of charge. "Sweet!" I thought, "I'm going to save some serious cash here". Well guess what? It never came. He never sent it. It never existed. He just wanted, for that brief couple of weeks, to bask in the fabricated glory of maybe having achieved a "real" friend. I don't know th entire chris story, but I'm sure its very similar.

Richard, the hairy Jew cunt, has taken Paddy's side for GOD KNOWS what reason, maybe because he feels sorry for him or because there's something in it for him. I guess this doesn't surprise me, as the dude is an ex-alcoholic turned tweaker and does enough meth to kill a fucking elephant 10x over. If my brain was as fried as his, I'd probably have my priorities mixed up, too. He's also fighting a court case involving him being accused of beating his ex-girlfriend to nearly an inch of her life. He claims he didn't do it but I'd bet sweet money that that's bullshit. Way to go, man. Show that helpless, 160lbs girl what your man-knuckles are made of! Yeah, sorry Richiepoo but the cat is out of the bag and is drowning in the river and I could give two shits if me saying that has any repercussions. Oh, and that time you stayed at my house for a few nights? Remember that awesome tortilla soup that I was so kind to make the night before you left? I fucking jerked off in it. Why? Because fuck you, that's why. I told you you could crash here for a night if you drank too much (which you did, with me ending up having to cover your $100+ tab you racked up) and, instead, you remained here in a stinking drunken stupor for like 3 fucking days mooching off me. Yeah, THAT was fun. LORD ALMIGHTY I've been waiting forever to let that gem go and fuck did it feel good. Almost, but not as good, as watching your stupid face eat my dirty fucking spunk. Pearls before swine. Go ahead and re-read that few times. You read it right, sucker.

That's really just the tip of the iceberg, but I'm not going to waste any more of my time outing these assholes because their own time will naturally come. I hope you're fucking happy Paddy. And please, for the love of Christ, get some fucking help. You're a narcissistic, lonely, lying, bog Irish sack-of-shit that needs immediate help. I hope you off yourself and the sun gets the pleasure of rotting your carcass before a family member gets to find you. They'll feel one word: relief. Nomad, I don't know what to say besides "what the fuck?". I've been here for about 9 years with 7-8 of those years dedicating my free time to trying to keep this site clean. I've had a lot of laughs here and found some great fucking music, but I guess its time to move on. Don't get too close to these assholes, guys.

And of course: fuck you, Richard.

EDIT: Don't you fucking try to delete or edit my post, Paddy. I have it copied in Word and will continue to re-post it until I'm fucking banned (like Alex will even see this) if you try to.

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I want someone to write a sum up of this

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I don't know if a summary could be given, as this, in fact, appears to be the summary. Jesus fucking sub-christ on a candlestick, what a bloody soap opera. So I guess the real question from here on is - what the fuck now?

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Paddy is a dumb jerk. Norm, I don't know. He never says... shit. Except on his Youtube, which I subscribed to, but haven't watched in a while. He clearly has some issues, but it's ok, because if he didn't have those issues then help us when we are not entertained with his rants about "Why people call him a fat-ass" and "Fuck you, Fuck you Fuck you FUCK you."

Power has been abused by Mods of metaltabs. That is some bullshit. The signatures were like, such a pathetic little joke that I actually think there's a way to sue somebody over that. It'd be tricky, that's for sure.

But yeah, put your shit in a pile.
(AKA: Get your shit together)

I'm not sure if this is serious or not

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That's a point. After all, it's not like it'd be the first practical joke around here.

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I don't have a YouTube account.

As Dylan pointed out, the mod forums have been alight with flame for the past while, and I wasn't overly bothered by it until Dylan a.) let it spill over into the main forums, and b.) posted shit about me which I told him in confidence on MSN back when I thought he could be trusted. He told me some shit about himself too, and I'm now doubting that it's even true, but regardless I would never dream of betraying someone like that, even if they deserved it.

It didn't happened exactly as Dylan said, I didn't go to Nomad and say "it's either him or me". I asked that he remove what he posted in the movies section and to enforce some sort of disciplinary measure that every other member here would surely be subject to, and as you can see by the post in question I tried to do it myself but Dylan just reverted it to its original state. Nomad basically said that he agreed Dylan was being out of order, but he has a certain reputation around here which pre-dates mine by at least 4 years. Dylan responded to this by offering to resign rather than having an even more protracted internal bitchfest, which was a commendable act (until he posted this nonsense).

Let me clear up a couple of things:

The guy with the engine was a friend from another forum who said he could help out; I introduced the two, and that was the end of my involvement. The RAM I offered Dylan was sent, and I can scan in the receipt I got at the post office if need be. Things get lost in the post, it happens. At the end of the day I'm the one out of pocket by around $100, I had perfectly good RAM which I don't anymore. Dylan has been watching too many movies, he seems to think I'm sort of Single White Female attention seeking psycho.

PST hasn't taken sides, by the way; he's just man enough to admit that the guy he's been friends with for years is in the wrong and the guy he barely knows isn't.

Chris has already told Dylan, several times, that he received the stuff I said I would send. There were a few things which I agreed to download and send, but the downloads either had viruses or didn't work, and I told him that via PM. If I had known Dylan was writing a fucking book on the subject I'd have kept him informed.

Amadeus is 100% right - this is a fucking soap opera, and I hate having to participate in it. It's embarrassing. Dylan has fucked off, so it's my hope that there's little more that needs to be said.

Fuck me.

I thought the Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme shit was hysterical actually lol

Take it easy Dyldo, sorry to see things had to end up this way for you. I feel like this place is hanging on a thin thread right now where our regulars are constantly becoming more rarities. This used to be a place where we would all get together and bullshit with one another; talk about metal, beer, and whatever the fuck else was going on. The only real conflicts we ever had was with complete fucking n00bs registering, then we'd all band together and flame the shit out of them. Nowdays we have regulars/mods arguing and originals leaving for whatever reasons. Don't forget the general purpose of this forum or it's just going to continue becoming less and less every day.

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I'd just like to point out that, when I was a guest at Dyldo's place, I made the fucking tortilla soup. Which one of us is a professional cook, asshole? I mean, you started, but it was such a mess that I had to step in within minutes. Not surprised you'd remember it as making it all by yourself, though.

As for the rest of your post: After writing it, are you really that surprised that I'd 'take Paddy's side'? Which of you two has been acting demonstrably psychotic the past few days? I mean, I like you, dude; you're all right for West Coast shore trash. But it's not like knowing you for a few years obligates me to stand by you while you're acting like an asshole.

And Dystopia: you think Paddy did all those avatars and sigs? You are so fucking dumb it hurts sometimes.

Saturday, April 10, 2010. MetalTabs.com officially in ruins.

Let's all kiss and make up? Nah, I have a feeling that won't work.

I'll get your MSN or something, Dyldo.

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You have nothing to worry about man - one mod has left, and the rest of us are getting along just fine. Dylan's input on this forum was such that its absence will be barely noticeable; if he wasn't posting drunken, incoherent spiels about nothing in particular he was basically blocking spammers and being some sort of cyber-beggar in the mod forum. Either that or picking on certain regulars (who have recently lost my sympathy). The spam has stopped, and the mods are capable of moderating the entire forum and not just the ones they're assigned to, so he won't be missed.

But who will replace dylans absence?

I vote for the resurrerection of Timedragon

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I'm only coming back in here to make sure my thread wasn't deleted. But reading the bullshit Paddy just fed you, I feel like I have to step in for a second.

I talked to Chris and he just forwarded me a 20+ e-mail conversation. Yes, he technically did receive your package, but it wasn't at all what was agreed upon. Chris sent Paddy $200 bucks for a Line 6 Delay Pedal and a Big Muff pedal. What Paddy sent was a fucking cheap Dan Electro delay and distortion pedal, both valued at around $30. Hopefully, there's something he can do about this since it was a check. Fuck. You.

You're still a low-life, Richard.

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Exaggerating makes things so much more interesting, eh? The cheque was indeed for $200, and the pedals I sent were actually worth around $80, given that they were practically new and things generally cost more here than they do in the U.S., especially electronics, so if you check the UK prices you'll see your error. The pedals he wanted were coming from a friend who decided to keep them for himself, which is why I sent the lesser pedals instead (all of this is covered in the emails, if you take the time to read them instead of simply scanning over them to find ammunition to use in this thread). The other $120 is still here, I just haven't gotten around to sending it yet, despite Chris' impatience. Frankly, I'm now in two minds about whether I should send him anything back, the cunt has obviously deemed my private email correspondence "fair game" for helping you score points off me. Nothing, and I repeat NOTHING is sacred to you wankers.

Oh, how fortunate. Now you have an excuse as to why you were never going to send him that $120 back. You didn't even ask him if the "lesser" pedals were okay to send, you just sent them. What the fuck did you think would happen? If he wanted Danelectro pedals, why would he buy them from the UK where they cost more when he could go and get them cheaper at a Guitar Center?

The sanctity of something is measured by its merit.

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I think I can see a conflict about RAM and pedals, but wtf is this tortilla soup thing. wtf. not taking sides, this seems pretty dumb.

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It says AUDIOS not ADIOS!!!! Way to go writing a deceptive title to drag the unsuspecting in or was that an error not purposely done?

You guys should fight nice.

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Definitely the best leaving post I've ever seen here..and I've seen a lot.

Dylan, you are the man and all the best to you!

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Oh, he'll be like some others that disappearred in a flame and then tried a new identity and scammed the crap until they get found out. He won't be able to stay away. He needs his buddies here.

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Are you serious or are you just talking dumb shit?

Anyway, see ya Dyldo


So okay whoa. Paddy seems to be a contemptible liar who fucked with almost all the mods and stealed money? Why is he still a f.l. when the gods are all mad about him? Just askin`

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No, I know this 4 a fact. I could hear the giggles through the screen when it would happen. Ignorant, trusting me wouldn't figure it out for awhile, but then it would dawn on me that's what was going on.

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Everyone please direct their attention to the thread I'm about to make.

Well I'm proud to say that justice has prevailed. With the support of the brief poll that was taken earlier today and some new evidence (hold, please) coming to light, Paddy has been asked to leave and myself stay with an official apology from Nomad himself that he will be, by my request, making a sticky here in Chit Chat. I really thought I was going to loose you guys there for a second and I don't know how well I would have taken that...

I still hate that Jew-balls Sage Francis-looking fuck head PST, but I'll just have to let that shit go if I want to stay in good health around here. I hope you get what you deserve for all the filth you've done.

So, what's this new information that came 'bout? With some cross-referencing we found out that Paddy is only fifteen fucking years old. Yeah, take that in for a second. Chris found his Facebook by using some e-thing to get his real name from his e-mail address. Kudos to Chris. I gotta give it to Paddy, though, as at times he even fooled me. I should have seen through that stupid crass humor. If any of you would like a link to Paddy's Facebook (that I've been asked not to post here) or any of the e-mails or transcripts from the Mod Lair (with screencaps) feel free to e-mail me and I'd be happy to provide it for you.

Oh, and one more fucking thing..








































Happy belated April Fools from all of us here at MT.

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April Fool's?? What the fuck?? You told them I was abused by a teacher!!!

Oh yeah, that didn't happen...

Happy belated April Fool's! DameFraMorkum and moe_blunts have earned themselves a place on my Christmas card list. The rest of you...ahhh I'll send you a card too

I'm not fifteen, but I am fifteen stone, so it wasn't all lies.

Oh, and if anyone wants a copy of Cannibal Holocaust drop me a PM

Ahahaha

COME HERE AND GIVE ME A HUG YOU IRISH TWAT!!

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Ahhh I love you guyseses!

damn, now i feel like a tool. lawls

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If we were serious, we would have been the fucking tools.

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Haha yeah, considering you guys thought it was for real I have to say that you and the rest of the members here showed a great deal of restraint, D&Q! I was expecting massive flaming and the like, but instead we got sensible responses and attempts to mediate, rather than everyone taking sides etc. Although I think that taking sides would have been tricky given that we both acted like complete twats!

I have to admit that I did feel kinda shitty about it, though. Well, that was until I got 6 votes telling me to fuck off

Hahaha nah, kudos to Dylan for springing that shit on me about the effects pedals, a car engine (what the fuck??) and the cheque. It would have been easier for me to come up with a defence for fingering a small child than it was for me to find a way of winning back public opinion after that shit!

What the fucking fuck!?

I was about to completely give up on metaltabs completely. This is some shit! I'm glad everything is fine though.

That was an immensely elaborate scheme though. Super well thought out. I don't know if it's because the folks here at metal tabs are extremely smart, or are just super pathetic losers with nothing better to do. Either way, good form guys!

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That is what we wanted to find out

Happy belated april's fools day!

Mods suck too much cock

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Oh come on, you know how Germans love to suck the bratwurst as well

bratwurst isn`t equal to a fresh tasty cock you know :O

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But....

you told me both taste great with sauerkraut and mustard?

GOD, i'm glad i read through all of this.

I was like "WTF did I come back to!?"


I was seriously about to buy the megapack of discount tampons and just start handing them out.

Ding ding ding! We have a winner!

On the bright side, MT seems to have received a little boost of energy as a result of this silliness, which is always good.

Discount tampons wouldn't soak up a nosebleed! To sop up the rancid Vaginade™ that's been bubbling up through the cracks of MT lately we'd need a pack of Big Jimbo's Jumbo Jelly-Eaters. You could throw one of those babies into a crime scene and walk away scot-free. You won't find 'em in the chemist though, you gotta head out to a female fishing trawler rig and they'll hook ya up; they weave them from their own knuckle-hair.

Can't believe I missed this as it happened!

I'd just like to clear one thing up, though: my lack of activity here is still due to Paddy...

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Are you still getting over that bout of chlamydia?

I FUCKING LOVE YOU GUYS


This was the best shit ever. Oh my God I was actually scared reading all this.
Aaaah shit I love you guys so much.

Aaaah while was I out of the county when this happened. I love you guys and I'm gonna keep repeating it. 100% sober while typing this.

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Hahaha SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!

The feeling's mutual Obviously I'm talking about the fear.

Fuck you all

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So, that was fun.

lol

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you're right, tampons just won't do.

I'll get the mop.
*sigh*

GOD DAMN IT!!!

Best April Fools ever! FUCK

EDIT: So Richard isn't a meth head?

He'll say just about anything to excuse his cocksucking.

No, I'm actually a meth-head. I like to suck dudes off for meth, and then give them cash right after. They're always confused.

Chlamydia as well? Back to the doctors for me then!

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I guess a hot protein injection probably goes some way towards offsetting the physical demands of meth use, so swings and roundabouts!

I could send you some of my patented chunky chicken soup if you think that'll help

No wait...that's where our problems started!

Now, I can confirm that this was all one big April Fool's Joke and that Paddy never sent me any pedals, but one thing is 10000000000% true plus a million- fuck Richard.

Fuck you, Rich. Toss a salad, you gooch shining, taint polishing, wannabe human colostomy bag fuck.

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If you're going to quote my wedding vowels, please give credit.

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I suddenly remembered why I keep frequenting this place.

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Ahahahahahah!

That was great

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You guys are such tards. But I have Paddy's address if anyone wants to send him a case of that-time-of-the-mothers.

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You asked ME to write them for you AND you never used them! Fuck you, too, Brasco.

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Chris, he's waiting on you! <3

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Way too much time on your hands..

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If I don't spend at least 8 hours a day posting retarded shit here I just end up locked in my bathroom, rubbing one out to thoughts of Officer BB, all oily and moist from a hard day's hawtness.

If you read my post carefully, I don't specifically blame Paddy for that, you dumb-fuckin' idiot.

What`s wrong about that?

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haha. Hey, I opted out of policing remember..too conservative. I'm going to trade school in the Fall for Pipefitting. Even gayer!

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Fuck that noise, in my mind you're a fully qualified cop with a massive, pendulous, dripping-wet truncheon, and that's the end of it. D'YA HEAR ME??

...pipefitting, you say?

BB, are you joining the Pipefitter's Union? I guess that would be the P.U.

This just gets better and better. I'm not sure which would be safer though.

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Steve does pipefitting and I can say that being a cop is definitely 10x gayer. Good luck though.

Yeah, Steve(FearFag) is just finishing up his two year Pipe Trades diploma right now. Steve is going into plumbing however, not pipe fitting. I know Steve personally, he is a good friend of mine in real life.

LB - Yeah, I do want to be part of the union. It seems like the right choice to make. Also, very manly.

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What is the difference between pipe fitting and plumbing? When I started my Construction Management degree I thought I would be learning about trades and such. 2 years in, just business/estimating/math stuff so far. OH WELL LOL.

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Cops are gay.. dealing with one criminal at a time, carrying all sorts of weapons, driving a car around. Corrections is the way to go. Lock yourself in with 4000 of the state's worst criminals, completely unarmed. haha wow, my job is retarded when I put it like that.

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Wow, that reads incredibly creepy.

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No, that would be creepy.

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It rubs the lotion on its skin...

You dug yourself a hole with that one. lol. I thought about corrections..but I don't think it would be for me.

Drawn - I'm no expert on this(yet)..so let the internetz explain the difference.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pipe_fitter


Anyways..sorry to hi-jack the thread with my future life plans.

..and lolz at Paddy.

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Yeah, I meant the other Steve (MTM)

Oh..weird. How metal.

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Aaaaaand ... we're done.