Dems is the rules.

+1 on the thread title



Fuck that was hard to watch. That gayturd who was just horny to shoot some civilians and kids. I mean does he really need a aweapon to prove something to himself?

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The first 6 minutes of the film looks like an error in judgment. Carrying equipment around when IED's are the biggest killer in the middle of the road and then leaning over the corner of a building would look pretty damn suspicious. It was messed up when they shot the guys carrying the wounded though.

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estringrev, what is said multi-million dollar sanctuary?

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CUNTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*dibs*

I was just making fun of the fact that advanced weaponry pretty much allows us to bomb the shit out of poor people with only social and sometimes legal ramifications. I'd imagine there's a huge disconnect when you're a mile away trying to judge whether or not a bunch of people walking around are targets or not, especially when previously you've had to gun people down for the same reasons.

Also, if you're a mile away with an Apache Helicopter engaging targets that don't have anywhere near the technology you do, then you are literally in a multi-million dollar floating death machine blowing shit up with impunity lol

Wiid is not a drug. It is the shiiiiz.

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www.fetlife.com

find a whole bunch of perverted people on there

Note to self: Do not carry around a camera in Baghdad.

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Haha when I clicked the link the first picture I saw was this one:

http://static.fetlife.com/front/chicago_suspension.jpg

I didn't think it was possible for a picture exhibiting bondage sex to look like something you'd find in a holiday brochure; they look way too fucking wholesome.

hahahaha

Looks like an Ad for a Halloween costume set.

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Why is someone "perverted" for enjoying consensual BDSM?

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Okay wait I missed this post... explain.

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BCAUS `YSTOPIAH SAYZ s0 , OkaY ?!

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Just because something is consensual that doesn't reduce its pervert stock. I'm sure there are kids who like getting fucked, is that alright too?

[April Fool's Antagonism]

You are comparing a fetish with a crime. And we all know kids can`t enjoy getting raped just for the fact that the therefore neede biological procedures aren`t finished

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That's why you have to use midgets.

But what is considered consensual underage in certain places now was once considered being almost beyond consideration for sex or marriage years ago. Of course, responsiblity now and then are whole different things so it doesn't fit our culture now. Rape is an entirely different situation. That deserves castration of either sexed perp.

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No, no, no! I didn't say everyone was perverted on there... Shit, I'm on there.

Edit: Find me and you die.

Metaltabs is cast in a pretty shitty fog right now.....but, you guys can check out my bands new song!!!

I will admit a few years ago this thing would have never flown on metaltabs, but it seems people are a little less elitist here.

Check out send more cops

http://www.myspace.com/persecutiontheband

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Tonight, some stupid kids, couldn't be older than 11, went through my check lane and bought a bunch of condoms. I was too tired to show my surprise, but seriously, wtf? I wanted to say "What the hell are you gonna use these for? An interracial gang bang during gymboree?" They were all, "Yeah, we're gonna get girls tonight." I just know their parents are gonna come by the store and yell at me, despite the fact it's not illegal to by condoms at any age. AND knowing my bosses, they'll appease the distressed moms with horny kids by writing me up.

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There were some boys in the grocery store a few years ago and I walked down the aisle while they were looking at the condoms. All but one kid left and he looked over at me and I just started snickering. He took off to go with his friends. I probably traumatized him, but I still am amused by it.

You're in sales. It wasn't illegal. Don't worry too much about it.

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You legally can't not sell it to them, so worried mothers can get fucked.

I just want to note that it's actually twice as gay if you beat them up after.

Boy, this place just got a little lighter.

Its twice as gay? As that why you broke my nose afterwards?

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He just didn't want you to smell his shit-caked cock. It was a courtesy nose-breaking, and it was the least he could do under the circumstances.

Cool artwork, heavy music. I like it!

Thanks def! It could just be me not getting on here much, but I don't think I've seen you around in quite a while!

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I'm around every now and then, like a stray cat on vodka.

Hahaha have you heard that some dudes are about to force the state GB to arrest the pope on his next visit due to the childabusing scandal?

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WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WASTE YOUR MONEY ON CONDOMS!?

maybe cause not all of us want to have 13 little trailer rats running around.

and @ CTL: I bet they were just buying them for a practical joke or something. I doubt any 11 year old is having sex, yet alone thinking about it. No need for us 20 year old+ virgins to feel bad that a kid is getting more game

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Amen to that. I don't even think 11-year-old kids have the requisite haemoglobin to circumvent the need to "thumb one in", as it were. At least, none of the 11-year-olds I know has ever gotten an erection, even when I've shown them my freshly shorn trouser-cabbage.

Best thread title in years.

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hey, you guys don't need to hate on some 11 year olds because they get more snatch than you do

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They're gonna use them all up just trying to get them on...

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It took me around a dozen to figure out that they don't cover your balls, too.

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hahahaha it only took me 10, amateur!

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We get sex ed and video taped instructions showing the procedure with a dildo. After all these years, I'm still not sure we're better off than you trial-and-error-guys.

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I was very surprised to learn that they don't show kids everywhere how to do this. They taught us everything in the 5th grade, again in the 7th, then again in the 8th and even more in depth in high school. It was called "health class" and it was great. They showed us how to put on condoms using a banana when I was 14. It worked. Well, I actually forgot to pinch the tip, but luckily the woman didn't.

I made a joke the other day about testicles looking like eggs rather than balls and, apparently, my 13 year old cousin didn't know that. Now, sure, I'm glad she hadn't already found out first hand, but there shouldn't be a 13 year old in the country that doesn't already know what balls look like.

We learned in school what a vagina looked like when I was 10. Sure, the best magazine I had read at that point showed me when I was 8, but not every kid has that benefit.

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I honestly can't remember being taught how to slip on a condom, and I'm almost certain that the only images we saw of cocks and pussies in class were colour drawings in biology books. My dad gave my younger brother and I a (wait for it) proper talk one day, although by that stage my older brother's extensive video collection had already answered many of my questions, and indeed inspired many more which still haunt me to his day.

We had one sex education class when I was in my second or third year of high school, I was about 13-years-old at the time. It lasted about an hour, and consisted of video showing a bearded 1970s man and his fat wife telling us about love and involuntary erections, drawing the need-to-see stuff on a big page in felt-tip pen. After that the teacher fielded questions, most of which were about wanking. It was fucking hilarious, but I'm not sure how much I learnt from it, except that two or three of my classmates were likely to become career sex offenders in later life.

I was a little concerned about the egginess of my nuts for a while, because no one had explained to me that they weren't supposed to be perfectly spherical. This is the kind of misunderstanding which comes about if your only source of anatomical information is the crude cock-and-ball drawings on your friend's history book.

Luckily I've never had to put my mangled knowledge of lovemaking to practical use, but I imagine it'll be a fucking laugh riot when I do.

I went to a private school from 1st-8th grade, and it was Christian run. We skimmed over the very basics around 5th or 6th grade but that was it. Then, in High School we had the "Health Class", much like Chris mentioned, except we never learned how to apply a condom. We did, however, watch a mother delivering in reverse.

I remember in middle school, during a science class about the male anatomy we were talking about semen and I just had to ask if its possible for a male to run out of semen. Boy-fucking-howdy was I relieved to hear otherwise! I could finally masturbate without a care in the world.

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The bible belt, Chris, the bible belt. They KNOW it's the stork doing it. Lurky birds.

Don't sweat it, Paddy. A rag and some chloroform can go a long way.

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Mmm, I dunno, it's not quite the same when they're not clawing at my face.

Is anyone here familiar with this website?

http://www.itcsf.com/

My younger brother is thinking of buying a couple of things from them, but some of the prices are so heavily discounted (compared to other websites, at least) that he's a little apprehensive about it. I can't really find any info about them online. Has anyone here had any experience with them?

PHANK EWE!

EDIT: Nevermind, the fuckers don't ship to N. Ireland anyway. RACIST RICE-MUNCHERS!

yeah, homemade condoms FTW

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You don't need condoms when you're as ugly as SuspendedByTheThroat.

BAM!

I'm here all week, folks. In fact, I'm here for the foreseeable future until I find a woman with sufficiency low self-esteem.

So you are here for the next loooooooong time.

Anyone into Ska?

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skatabs.com

Are you fucking kidding us, bratwurst?

OOOOOOONE STEEEEP BEYOOOOOOND

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I haven`t finished, I meant SkaterKids-killing-Slam-Death-Metal

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For the most part, I hate ska. I have one or two guilty pleasures though..

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Me too.

Scooter.

'Please refrain from not smokin'! The question is.... WHAT IS THE QUESTION!!!'

That has to be one of the funniest things I've ever read on here.

I had my sex ed hour probably about 1970. (Yes, go ahead and laugh.) It was 6th grade and the girls had it separately from the boys. For the life of me I can't remember anything about it other than they showed a film strip or transparencies. I don't even remember which. It must not have been very impressive to me although sex wasn't really on my mind then. Other than crushes and yelling at a classmate in 7th grade for pinching me on the boob when he walked past- which irritated me more than anything- I really didn't know much about it for years later. Of course, maybe that's why I can count my partners on 2 fingers. And it was because of braggarts like you losers that I never gave it up! lol I never saw a condom until my soon-to-be husband and I had sex. He was my first.

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Scooter is about the most embarrassing artist from Germany.
HYPER HYPER! HOW MUCH IS THE FISH

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LOL, Kraftwerk has some pretty ridiculous songs but they can at least pride themselves on being the grandfathers of electronic music. I forget the song titles but there's one about a pocket calculator, a "daughter date", and the autobahn.

I`m not this familiar with the stuff Kraftwerk has released. My father has a live album of them lyin around here.
Check out Gorefests`version of "Autobahn"

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Somewhere in my vinyl archives is the album with "Autobahn" on it. Probably next to Gentle Giant.

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DRIVING IS FUN ON THE AUTOBAHN

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You mean.. not only am I the most handsome but I'm now also the funniest? I smell 2010 mod awards with my jizz all over it.

I fucking hate night clubs. They reek of desperation and douche bags. The few times I've been dragged into one, it usually comes to some of my lamer friends giving me shit for taking the path that will get more laughs over the one that will be the best "play" when hitting on a chick. That, or some kind of guff pertaining to me having not dressed nicer ("Dude, you totally should have worn a buttoned-up shirt. I can grab you one if you want"). My logic is: "Fuck that, I'm not going to change my personality to maybe slightly increase my chances at boning this broad I'm talking to" while theirs is "Do whatever it takes to increase my chances to get this chick to go heals-to-Jesus, even if it means lying and/or temporarily turning myself into the biggest, lamest fag you've ever seen". I don't get that mentality. As juvenile of a revelation this might be, its something that I always find ringing through my head or arguing with people about: Why change yourself for a one-night stand with Jane Doe the bar hoe?

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for the sake of argument, dyldo, you can change your shirt without changing yourself. To me that shows you have a lack of confidence in your personality enough that you're afraid someone won't see you for you if you're wearing something similar to everyone else. You don't need your shirt to set you apart, what makes you unique isn't the style your wearing. There are places that dressing up a little is more appropriate, but that doesn't mean you're sacrificing your personality for it. And there's definitely nothing wrong with dressing up a little for some pussy. I'm not necessarily defending night clubs, because I hate a good portion of them as well, but I've had the clothes argument with a few of my friends and they all changed their minds when they changed the ripped and faded metal shirt for something a bit classier when we go out and they actually got female attention.

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This

After high school no one really gives a shit what you wear as long as it looks nice and not overblown.

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While it's true that changing how you dress doesn't necessarily change your personality, it's also true that dressing up for a club is symptomatic of the do-anything-to-get-laid that's basically the raison d'etre of bullshit clubs. So, really, it's a question of whether or not you actually want to go to a club rather than of how you dress; if the idea of changing your shirt and acting like you're trying to get laid bothers you, then you probably don't want to be going to a club to begin with. But there's nothing really wrong with it.

Fortunately it's becoming increasingly easier to get laid in any sort of environment, especially for lying pretty boys like Dylan, so the real need for clubs is increasingly specialized.

That isn't what I meant and its my bad for it seeming that way(re-reading what I posted I got the same impression). I put the two sentences about dressing up and changing personality right next to each other but they weren't meant to have any relation. The comment about the attire was just an example of one of the reasons I hate clubs, that being that I actually have to hear shit about me not dressing nice enough from people I know (and they only mention it because they think that me not fitting in with the surrounding fashion hurts their game). I don't have a problem with dressing up and on the occasion I really like to (I'm fucking dashing when I'm in a suit. Men come up and hand me money and women their dignity).



Do you think that's because as you get older, women get more down to pull some pork, or something else "culturally". To me, it seems the pussy flows a little freer nowadays because people have matured a bit with age, at least some, and they've let go of whatever qualms they may have had with casual sex. Although.. thinking about this as I type it seems that, by that reasoning, it could also become harder too due to some girls getting used and abused when they were younger and have now become more conservative as to not open up any scars.

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Right now I'm going user notes CcrrCccraaAAaaAzxzzzzzyyyYYY!

I bet most of you didn't know that there are private "User Notes" that you can use to post comments about a user. Its a little Easter egg Alex added to the site a long time ago that has since gone unnoticed by most everyone. $10 of free internet to whoever can find them first. MAUAHAHA

See attached imagine.

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wtf I have no idea what that means.

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Interestingly, you can edit someone else's user note and, since no one ever goes back, they never even notice. It's fucking awesome.

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I'm not really sure if it's a matter of getting laid being easier in general, or just the fact that there's a cultural move away from certain epicenters of dating - those being clubs in this case, but it's also true of bars. It's more acceptable than ever to pick up on people in a variety of situations, and there's the internet and so on. So the club scene just doesn't figure as heavily into getting laid as it apparently did before. Not that it's not a way of doing it with a high percentage of success, it's just there are more options out there than before.

But I'm not sure I'd say it's actually easier to get laid.

It's definitely easier to get laid. My hypothesis is that we are just better at it. We're better at performing sex, and we're better at finding sex. I know I am, anyway. Trial and error, all that noise.

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Yeah I don't even think it says that the post has been edited which is neat.

I'm on campus taking a shit. Some mexican girl is outside yelling on her phone. Pooping and laughing is hard.

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Not if you're doing it on someone else. Ba-diddy-boo!

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Ever wondered what happens if you open the box from Hellraiser in San Francisco?

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/8236/64yterxh6jr.jpg

Oh but c'mon. There's no way in hell you could beat them up enough this side of the grave.

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Whoah, one of the dudes from Slipknot has a mask like those dudes. Makes sense now!

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Maybe this is how a Slipknot member comes out of the closet. He still doesn't wanna reveal his identity, but that won't stop him from being FABULOUS!

I imagine if these guys are the gay Cenobites it won't be your soul they'll be tearing apart.

You mean they wanna tear up your... butt? *glee*

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Well, that's certainly true, but I didn't mean it like that. I meant in general, as a societal thing rather than just a matter of personal prowess. Being good at getting laid used to imply a different skill set than it does today, is more or less my point. It means something different.

Some dude sent me two Blood Inside t-shirts. They are both large.

Someone wanna buy the extra? I'll take $10 dollars via paypal and pay the shipping myself (unless you live way the fuck somewhere weird.) Send me a PM if you are interested.

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Pm sent. Assuming you mean the ulver album.

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Shit! beat me to it

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Great blooper in the type on CNN this morning. Volcano from IRELAND instead of Iceland? Paddy exploded? lol

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One too many burritos. Luckily there was little damage to property and no loss of life, just a lot of bleached-white eyebrows and dissolved tooth enamel.

Tomorrow school starts again for me . . . FUUUUUUUUUUUUU
For fucks sake I`m so done with that shit. Almost 12 goddamn years . Only good thing is the amount of holidays.

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I start school tomorrow again as well, just had a 3 day vacation

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Just wait until college. school before university is fun in comparison.



<--- I wish this was me

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And I'm only going to use it catch my loads! AHAHAHA

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I would do anything to go back to high school. 6 day work weeks and getting up at 4:30am fuckin blow. fuck you, real world, fuck you.

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word. high school was fun, senior year was tits

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If we're wishing why not wish for no school and no work? I wish to be rich and to have my ears permanently attached to the insides of a woman's thighs. Doesn't even have to be a hot/intelligent woman, it's not like I'll be seeing much or having a chat. Bobbi, I'm lookin' at you here. Call me!

You gave me .....ah shit... I can feel my face is turning red.....
YOU GAVE ME YOUR ADDRESS NOT YOUR PHONE NUMBER!!!!

And here I was wondering if the ashes were getting to ya. Now I know they are.

Check this out heathens. Some great pictures of the volcano a fellow tenor school friend sent me. http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/20...ve_volcano.html

What the hell do you mean not hot/intelligent!!! I've got more hotness in my pinky finger than all 6'9" of you does!

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Let me just stop you there. I have never, ever, in my entire life "given" you anything, and I never will. Unless you're up for it?

I WARNED YA! DIDN'T I WARN YA? I FUCKIN' WARNED YA!

ZOMBIE CLOUDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/...ombieclouds.jpg

They said I was crazy...they said it couldn't happen...they said I smelled funny and had a crap haircut...they said my cock was too cheesy and needed penicillin or they'd have to cut it off - now who's laughing!?!?! Me, that's who! HA HA! HA HA HA!!!

Now do you believe in global warming? ZOMBIES ARE EATING OUR OZONE AND YOU ALL JUST SIT THERE ON YOUR VIBRATING EGGS LIKE A PACK OF DURACELL BUNNIES! Oh GOD if only Al Gore were president!

Yeah, but that's only because there's a hole in your oven glove.

And I'm only 6', there you go again adding 9'' to everything again. Bobbi "Nine Inches or Fuck Off" McBobbington. That's your name. That's what you're called.

Wow, those are some fantastic pictures! 5 is fucking awesome

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#10. Humans. I love humans.

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Paddy, I saw a cat digging in your flowerbed. You better go see!

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You mean you saw pussy near my man-garden? I wish!

The chap in picture #6 appears to be the root of the problem; clearly someone's been fishing with too much explosives.

I need help, guys. I'm trying to rip some songs to my Xbox 360, but nothing happens. I get to the screen that shows the progress of the rip, and nothing happens. I'm ripping blank CD's and my friends have said that those don't work, which is bullshit because I've ripped tons of blank CD's to my 360. The songs were in MP3 format when I had previously burnt them to the CD. Could that be the problem?

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Much better updated pictures: http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/20...allajokull.html

Holy fuck is that first picture amazing. Man, this makes me miss that place. Only in Iceland do you get lava, ice, lightning, and, in this case, the Northern Lights all in one fucking place.

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"It's not nice to fool Mother Nature." Cool pictures, Dyl. Thanks for sharing the updates.

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"Page not found"

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Germany won't let you see them. They still work for me. You lose.

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HOW BIZARRE. TRY COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO BROWSER
http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/20...allajokull.html

MAY BLOODY NIGGER KNOBS BE WITH YOU!

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Okaaaay pics are total badass. Lightning+Lava = übercool

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