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2010-03-22, 01:35
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Forum Daemon
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He Took Down My Particulars!
Hey hey, it's your birthday,
Gonna have a lotta fun!
Gonna eat some cake and open some gifts,
Gonna stick 'em up your bum!
Hey hey, it's your birthday,
You're another year older, oh boy!
Gonna be a man in another few years,
And you'll learn to shave, what joy!
Hey hey, it's your birthday,
I bet you're real excited, good grief!
I bet you couldn't sleep at all last night,
I bet your breath smells like queefs!
Hey hey, it's your birthday,
I notice I wasn't invited along!
I guess I'll just keep your gift for myself,
I could actually use a crotchless thong!
Hey hey...
Ahh fuck this, happy birthday BassBehemoth!
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2010-03-22, 01:59
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Originally Posted by Paddy
Hey hey, it's your birthday,
I notice I wasn't invited along!
I guess I'll just keep your gift for myself,
I could actually use a crotchless thong!
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Nice.
Happy bday, BB
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2010-03-22, 03:18
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Forum Daemon
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See? Birthday threads don't have to be deviant! Just a lovely cheeky poem and some hugs, and it's all good.
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2010-03-22, 03:54
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Die Young.
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haha, leave it to Paddy. Thanks brothas.
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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Originally Posted by moe_blunts
you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2010-03-22, 05:34
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Drugged Unholy
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happy birthday dude
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the song serial cocksucker changed my life
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Originally Posted by BassBehemoth
Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
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2010-03-22, 09:53
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Okay.
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Haha Paddy.
Happy Birthday BB! Have a good one
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2010-03-22, 13:25
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ComeOutYeBlackAndTans!
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In your ass Nick
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
Pour ces bois obscurs maintenant endormis.
R.I.P moe
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2010-03-22, 13:50
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Master Killer
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In your ass Nick |
you'de love that huh!!!
Have a good day and a lot of beer and mix some bitches in there whilst you're at it!! |
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2010-03-22, 15:22
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dsnt trust ne1 < 30
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You're lucky I didn't accept his invitation to model the thong. Or maybe I'm the lucky one.
Have a great big happy, happy birthday Nick. You're a sweetheart.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2010-03-23, 00:42
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Die Young.
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Aww, thanks guys! I got some good swag from friends and family..going to a resort in Cuba with my girlfriend next month as well. Life is good!
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2010-03-23, 07:22
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She's taking you there too?
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i'm so bonery
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2010-03-23, 13:05
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2010-03-23, 13:34
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ComeOutYeBlackAndTans!
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Cuba
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Corruption, rum and cigars : What else do you need to get a fuckin good time! No srsly sounds like fun
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
Pour ces bois obscurs maintenant endormis.
R.I.P moe
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2010-03-23, 13:40
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Too _____, wouldn't fuck
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2010-03-24, 01:50
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Noob lud
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Happy Birthday brohan
Cuba vacation sounds pretty sick. Don't forget to bring your anti-communism protest signs!
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Originally Posted by Paddy
Please excuse me for I currently have a terminal erection, and the only cure is midget-cunny.
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2010-03-24, 02:30
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Die Young.
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Join Date: May 2003
Location: Hellifax, Nova Scotia, Canada
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Originally Posted by Dyldo
She's taking you there too?
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Other way around..I'm the Sugar Daddy.
Thanks again cuntaneers.
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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Originally Posted by moe_blunts
you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2010-03-24, 16:34
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Schrodinger's Cat
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Hails
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Red Sparowes - At the Soundless Dawn
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