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Old 2010-02-27, 03:15
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Who'd Win in a Fight Between Lemmy and Burt Reynolds?

I personally couldn't give a flying fuck, because it's MyOwnSaviour's muthacockin' birthday!

 
Old 2010-02-27, 05:32
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Lemmy, his ugliness will intimidate the hell out of Burt.

Happy birthday d00d!


I was wondering why youve been stopping back a little recently, youre just here to ensure we remember your bday thread
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Old 2010-02-27, 08:34
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Lemmy cause he just can`t die

Happy Birthday man
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Old 2010-02-27, 13:30
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Happy bday
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Old 2010-02-27, 14:38
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Greeting and good wishes for a wunnerful birthday! Burt would.
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Old 2010-02-27, 18:33
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It was a trick question, neither of them would win because they'd both be too busy sucking my fat man-cock, what with me being the archetypal man's man on whom they both based their personae.

KEEP UP!

Is what Burt would be shouting at my cock while he waits his turn as Lemmy slurps a further 100,000 sperms out of their vinegary meat-coffin.

Where the fuck is MyOwnSaviour? Come and bask in the awesomeness of your thread, ya cunt!

MY OWN BALLSACK, MORE LIKE!

Is what Lemmy would be shouting at Burt when Burt says "I'm able to lick my own elbow", to which I'd say "less of the chit chat and more of the purple worship, ya pair o' faggy cumsters".
 
Old 2010-02-28, 05:40
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Happy Bday!
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Old 2010-02-28, 20:24
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I was wondering why youve been stopping back a little recently, youre just here to ensure we remember your bday thread
I'd be lying if I said there was no truth to this statement haha.

Thanks Paddy and everyone else. I was wondering if anyone remembered the Burt/Lemmy discussion in my last birthday thread haha. I completely forgot what started that.

I had a pretty interesting birthday. I bought a new Tom Waits shirt and a Darkthrone shirt (5 bucks each). Also got some herb which I'll be smoking shortly.
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Old 2010-02-28, 20:53
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It was Dave Mustain and Kirk Hammett last year! Next year it will be MaCaulay Culkin and a leopard.

 
Old 2010-02-28, 21:27
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Oh, yeah that's right. I forgot. And I'll hold you to the MaCaulay Culkin and leopard discussion for next year haha.
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Old 2010-03-01, 07:58
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Happy Birthday, old chap
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