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2010-02-09, 23:15
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Forum Daemon
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Everything I've Learnt About Hiding Sausages...
...I learnt from MetalThrashingMad. It may sound physically impossible but ever since undertaking an intensive crash course in sausage stuffery at the university of MTM my anus has become even more savoury than it was before. MTM gets results! HIV and hepatitis are usually among them.
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2010-02-10, 01:29
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Drugged Unholy
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have a good one man.
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2010-02-10, 01:34
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Happy birthday! May you get road head in your Datsun from a coked out stripper!
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2010-02-10, 03:38
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Happy Fucking Birthday Steve! Don't get too hammered now! Well what the fuck am I saying... thats inevitable Hahaha. Cheers dude
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Please excuse me for I currently have a terminal erection, and the only cure is midget-cunny.
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2010-02-10, 04:10
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Too _____, wouldn't fuck
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2010-02-10, 04:35
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Vaginal Warts
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happy
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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2010-02-10, 10:58
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2010-02-10, 14:33
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ComeOutYeBlackAndTans!
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
Pour ces bois obscurs maintenant endormis.
R.I.P moe
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2010-02-10, 18:24
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METAL THRASHIN MAAADD DADDERDERDADERDAAAAA
Have a good one man.
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facebook.com/deadheadroses
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deadheadrosesmusic.com
i'm so bonery
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2010-02-10, 18:55
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Post-whore
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Happy birthday hot stuff!  |
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2010-02-10, 19:47
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dsnt trust ne1 < 30
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Have a great birthday, Twinkle-toes!! 
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2010-02-11, 10:56
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MetalThrashingMad: Soiling denim since 1988
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Album of the day:
Red Sparowes - At the Soundless Dawn
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2010-02-11, 11:20
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Forum Daemon
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With my foot pressed to the floor, I can hear the engine roar. I've got thunder in my hands, 'cause I'm a gay dude.
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2010-02-13, 19:54
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Attorney at Bird Law
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Only a half-Jew would quote that song.
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