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2010-02-01, 23:05
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Forum Daemon
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Cannibal Nazi Scat-porn Fiends Unite!
For it is Führer GOMERS' BIRTHDAY! Traditionally "the bumps" are administered at this stage, with one bump for every year you've gone without being caught in one of the many bear traps I've set around Germany's city centres, but we had a meeting and realised that none of us actually wanted to touch or be within 500 feet of you, so get your binoculars out and watch us do the bad thang:
SIEG HEIL! SIEG HEIL! SIEG HEIL! SIEG HEIL! SIEG HEIL! SIEG HEIL! SIEG HEIL! SIEG HEIL! SIEG HEIL! SIEG HEIL! SIEG HEIL! SIEG HEIL! SIEG HEIL! SIEG HEIL! SIEG HEIL! SIEG HEIL!
Wir müssen die Irisch ausrotten! Fo' shizzle!
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2010-02-01, 23:21
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Too _____, wouldn't fuck
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ACH TUNG!!!!!!!!
ES IST SIE FUHRERS GEBURTSTAG!!!!!!
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2010-02-02, 02:41
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Yeah. Fuck off!
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2010-02-02, 04:52
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un-banned and one year older. Happy birthday dude!
Now quit doing facebook quizzes about what twilight character you'd be and your pornstar qualities and go make something out of yourself!
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Man oh man I'm in the mood for some meat right about now, so much so that I don't even care how implicitly gay this sentence is.
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2010-02-02, 07:28
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Forum Daemon
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Es ist Zeit für Rache!
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2010-02-02, 09:48
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Vaginal Warts
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FUCK GERMAN
FUCK GOMERS
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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2010-02-02, 10:00
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Post-whore
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Man, Gomli'd better not open this page in a public German library.
HAVE A GOOD ONE DUTCHIE!
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So this Georgian Olympian runs into a bar
Aosoth - New album III out now on Agonia Recs
Epoch - bass, guitars, drums, MetaStasizing out asap
Asphixa - bass, demo out asap
Adustum - bass, guitars, full length out soon on XXXXXXXXXX recs
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Tetianblood? ... Well, 'Necrosemen' to you too. Twat.
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2010-02-02, 11:51
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Man, Gomli'd better not open this page in a public German library.
HAVE A GOOD ONE DUTCHIE!
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You callin' a GERMAN a Dutchie??? WTF?
Fröhliche geburtstag Obersturmführer Gomers!!!
Ich hoffe das Hübsche Mädchen auf deinem geburtstag singen:
'Kom Jetzt Klaus, holl dein grosser Schwans heraus! Kom hier mit deinem heisen Schwanz und spritz mich ganz ünter!' |
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2010-02-02, 13:55
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ComeOutYeBlackAndTans!
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Now quit doing facebook quizzes about what twilight character you'd be and your pornstar qualities and go make something out of yourself!
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Never ever I`d quit doing that quizzes!!!1!1 They`re a part of my life!
That totally made my day I love you all more then my family and my Blood&Honour brothers. Too bad I couldn`t really party cause I was ill and having birthday on monday suuuuuuuucks. Whatever :
SIEG HEIL MEINE KAMPFgenoSSen!! 14/88
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'Kom Jetzt Klaus, holl dein grosser Schwans heraus! Kom hier mit deinem heisen Schwanz und spritz mich ganz ünter!'
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OK that was epic! 
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
Pour ces bois obscurs maintenant endormis.
R.I.P moe
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2010-02-02, 16:25
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happy birthday. that's all i have to say. no crazy insults, threats, or clever saying. Nothing. I offer the greatest present of all.. disappointment.
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the song serial cocksucker changed my life
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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
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2010-02-02, 18:57
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ComeOutYeBlackAndTans!
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Join Date: May 2008
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Way, you suck soooooooo hard
Thanks anyway
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
Pour ces bois obscurs maintenant endormis.
R.I.P moe
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2010-02-02, 19:22
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BIRTHDAY FUCKING HAPPY
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Please excuse me for I currently have a terminal erection, and the only cure is midget-cunny.
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2010-02-02, 22:23
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dsnt trust ne1 < 30
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Happy Birthday, Gommers! Thanks for feeding my chickens in FarmVille.
Hope you feel better now.
Paddy, quit calling me and Bob, would ya?
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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