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Old 2010-01-18, 21:23
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Happy Birthday to my Bobpurgis and Nihilist, too, but he's not mine.

I know you're at work, Bob, but I hope they give you a birthday spankin' with a big railroad pipewrench just the way I used to when you were a baby.

And happy birthday to you, too, Nihilist!

Cheers guys!
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2010-01-18, 21:31
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I don't know you, Bob, but having met your mother I don't think I want to, and would in fact like to set up precautionary measures to prevent that very state of affairs from materialising. If having a happy birthday in some way goes towards ensuring that you, the rest of your family and I never cross paths then by all means, have a happy fucking birthday

Nihilist, have a good one! I can only hope that it's good enough to make you believe in something, even if it's only the magical time of birthdays and the yummy cakes and such.

 
Old 2010-01-18, 21:34
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Have a good one ladies!

 
Old 2010-01-18, 21:50
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Let me be the first to say Cunt!

And yes, you both are: Cunts! I hope you get a lot of Cunt for your birthday. Mix it up with beer and the Texas Tornado and you will have a blast!

 
Old 2010-01-18, 22:05
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Happy Birthday Dudes! It's been a while. Nihilist, I hope you've kicked your WoW addiction by now, and still listen to metal

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Old 2010-01-19, 08:21
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Hails to both of these fine forum members
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Old 2010-01-19, 09:09
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I don't like either of you guys. But Jarrod never brought his mother to the forum and then peaced, so I guess he gets a happy birthday.
 
Old 2010-01-19, 11:11
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thanks d00ds

I haven't played WoW in years, I am addicted to Modern Warfare 2 now. But anyways, I worked 10 hours then went home to sleep for my birthday. It gets old.
 
Old 2010-01-19, 15:02
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Have a good one cunts
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Old 2010-01-19, 15:52
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2010-01-19, 20:19
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Birthdays! Happy! Have one!
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Old 2010-01-19, 23:58
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haha your name is actually Dyldo now. you fool
 
Old 2010-01-20, 03:57
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It was only a matter of time...

Happy Good-One!
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R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten.
 
Old 2010-01-20, 08:55
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haha your name is actually Dyldo now. you fool


Don't be jealous that the world now knows me as a term of endearment you made for me in what used to be our intimate (and ancient) bedroom talk. I've moved on, J-rod... I've movDOES HE LOOK DEEP INTO YOUR EYES AS HE COMES INSIDE YOU, JARROD?! DOES HE?! DOES HE FUCK YOU LIKE A FUCKING METH RABBOT? HUH!? DO YOU FUCKING LOVE HIM?! DO YOU THINK OF ME WHEN HE PULLS YOUR LONG, BEAUTIFUL HAIR?!! YOU'RE THE WORST FUCKING THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME! FUCK YOUR BIRTHDAY!
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Old 2010-01-21, 13:22
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The birthday boy. Before.....
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/...otos/Bob006.jpg

........and after, with his killer dog, Rizzo. http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/...otos/Bob007.jpg

My little boy.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2010-01-21, 15:40
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Aged a lot this birthday, has he? I always suspected he was, until recently I guess, still an infant.

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