2010-01-08, 21:19
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Happy birthday, bunny!
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2010-01-08, 21:34
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Okay.
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Happy Birthday! Sadly, Paddy hasn't been around in a while, so he won't be able to wish you a Happy Birthday and say something disgusting haha.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2010-01-09, 03:47
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Post-whore
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Have a good one!
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2010-01-09, 10:17
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Master Killer
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Enjoy your birthday Bunny!
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2010-01-09, 12:01
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ComeOutYeBlackAndTans!
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Don`t be to rude at your birthday rugby match
Have a good one
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
Pour ces bois obscurs maintenant endormis.
R.I.P moe
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2010-01-09, 15:37
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dsnt trust ne1 < 30
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Originally Posted by blitz906
Happy Birthday! Sadly, Paddy hasn't been around in a while, so he won't be able to wish you a Happy Birthday and say something disgusting haha.
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Good idea! I'll go tell him!
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2010-01-12, 12:48
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Schrodinger's Cat
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Bathy Hirpday
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Red Sparowes - At the Soundless Dawn
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2010-01-12, 18:44
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Papty Lerpday!
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facebook.com/deadheadroses
deadheadroses.bandcamp.com
deadheadrosesmusic.com
i'm so bonery
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2010-01-17, 23:06
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Forum Daemon
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She hasn't been here since November, and I can only assume it's because she's still nursing the punctured vulva I left her with last time her boyfriend wanted me to sneak in when the lights were off and service her while he went out scouting for rent boys.
Happy belated birthday bunsters!
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2010-01-18, 09:46
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Forum Daemon
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Just to keep everyone updated on British slang:
Rent boys = your bumhole
True story.
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2010-01-24, 09:02
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Guardian of Lost Souls
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thank you all
lol at paddy *sigh*
rofl at pst!!
i was getting my bedroom & this room re-done & then i was away in england for a few weeks but am back now a couple of weeks but real life is a bastard at the moment, lots of fucking shit happening.
won't bore you all with the details but some of it is good & some of it not so good.
my studies start again on the 7th of feb. my work contract has been extented until end of august so that's all good
anyways hope you are all good & will be around,
bunny xxx
kinda scary thing is that the only stable in my life is my bf
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"I can see why the name 'bernie' suits you....I mean you're black, smell dead and are completely inane" as he looked at me with wary eyes.
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"Bunny is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside a clump of smegma" one of the other inmates describing me.
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2010-01-24, 12:37
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Pirate Lawd
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Since you are about one of the only and last members on MT I might give a fuck about, plus you also have a posting lag time longer than my own... I might as well come out of lurking and admit I'm stocking you
Happy Bday, Bunny.
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2010-01-25, 12:34
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Forum Daemon
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Soulinsane
Since you are about one of the only and last members on MT I might give a fuck about, plus you also have a posting lag time longer than my own... I might as well come out of lurking and admit I'm stocking you
Happy Bday, Bunny.
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Don't get too close to her; she'll lunge at you with her radioactive, tooth-studded pussy-tongue and lap you up inside her meat-sack, in which you'll be slowly digested over a period of 3 months. Your jellied skeletal remains will then be shat out and piped into one of her previously shed skins, forming a soft, squishy doppelgänger of herself for her boyfriend to fuck while she's out on her broomstick looking for me in an effort to attain sexitimes with my buttery penis, rich in the essential salts and cheeses she so cravenly desires. Pretty much your typical run-of-the-mill Protestant. Steer clear.
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