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2010 MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
Everyone have a great time tonight, get fucking drunk you bunch 'o homos!!
I'm getting totally hammered on beer and Moët & Chandon! 
A few quotes to start us off!!
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"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
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2009-12-31, 16:15
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Happy New Year, cunts! I'll be working until late tonight but i'll surely sneak a few drinks in 
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Please excuse me for I currently have a terminal erection, and the only cure is midget-cunny.
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Okay.
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Happy New Years everybody! I'll be getting pissed on a bottle of delicious Tullamore Dew 
Hope everybody else has a great night 
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Death to all but metal!
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Get drunk and do something stupid I know I will 
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Oh god am I going to tear the night sky a new one.
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2009-12-31, 18:05
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I must beat last year's record of getting kicked out of places.
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So this Georgian Olympian runs into a bar
Aosoth - New album III out now on Agonia Recs
Epoch - bass, guitars, drums, MetaStasizing out asap
Asphixa - bass, demo out asap
Adustum - bass, guitars, full length out soon on XXXXXXXXXX recs
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2009-12-31, 18:19
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I drank all my beer last night. 
Hopefully my gf approves of another drunken night. '
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I'm getting totally hammered on beer and Moët & Chandon! |
Is it in a pretty cabinet?
Happy New Year to all y'all. If you drink, don't drive. Let someone else. And DON'T MAKE ANY BABIES TONIGHT!!!!!
Mothertabs has spoken.
Have a blast. I'll probably be asleep or watching the 3 Stooges marathon with the old guy til we crash.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2009-12-31, 22:19
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Too _____, wouldn't fuck
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i hope to get smashed, if not ill have a good ol' wank
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2009-12-31, 23:57
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Okay.
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I drank all my beer last night.
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lolsrsly? Why didn't you save it for tonight?!? 
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Hahahaaa oh my that was a cool night. My head is like it`s filled with little explosions and my balls are like they were bitten by some fireants...I was sooooooooo smacked yesterday...I love it
Hope every single one of you bitches drank a few good bottles of whatever... 
Edit: Ahhh fuck this girl with this glitter-hairspray, my clothes (ESPESIALY MEH MELECHESH-SHIRT  ) are full of that shit 
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What's everybody's new years resolution?
I have decided to not smoke any cigarettes. This will be easy because I don't smoke, anyways.
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Well nothing special. Only I want to drink more.
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My start of 2010 was fucking crazy. Went to Amsterdam with some friends and my girlfriend, got pretty pissed on beer and champagne. We went back to my place, took a while with the cab, got there at 4 at night.
When approaching the place I live I saw a burning pile of paper and fireworks, right where the house is. Weird. Opened the door and found a girl sitting on the stairs looking like a zombie. Heard noise, remembered my housemates on the lower floor had a huge ass party that I promised to go to.
Oh, wait the drunk chick on the stairs made sense. Walked upstairs, found about 30 people there and to my surprise there were a bunch of old friends. (I share some friends with the guy that lives a floor below me) Discovered 15 crates of Krombacher on his balcony. Needless to say, we decided to have some beers.
At 6:30 I was getting kinda tired so me and the miss went upstairs, just to find my downstair neighbour making out with a girl in my kitchen. haha. Told him to get a room. He told me his room was all cleared out for the downstairs party, remembered that and said, fuck it, use the kitchen.
Went to sleep, woke up at 1 in the afternoon, girl went out to go to the shower but she came back screaming what the fuck! Turns out some fuckhead puked in the shower, haha. Girl went apeshit and ran downstairs to verbally fuck up everyone that was alive down there. Never seen her that angry.
Few guys came upstairs with their tails between their legs, they cleaned up the shower. Decided I wanted to take a bath instead, so we went to my parents place. Went to do some family shit in the evening and ended up drinking cognac with my uncle. Had a fun time. Slept long today but I feel pretty stabilized now.
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Haha hour for hour you may have been drunk more than me Def. Try Glenfiddich and Highland Park if you haven't already
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I have the Glenfiddich 12 yrs, 12 yrs caoran eserve, 15 yrs solera reserve, 18 yrs, 21 yrs cuba reserva and a 30 yrs old, I guess that qualifies me as a fan 
Highland Park is on my list for 2010! Good call!
Got a birthday tonight, fuck, this week is hard on my head.
I think the non-smoking resolution is a pretty good one too. I don't smoke either but kissing with chicks that have smoken is like sticking your tonque into an ashtray. It's kinda fucked up but I hear it works the other way around too |
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2010-01-02, 21:23
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Def, I can totally understand your woman's perspective on the anger thing. Been there done that. And it made people scatter and get busy! Women have the balls no matter what anyone else says.
Glad everyone had a good new years. Mine was good, too.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Def, I can totally understand your woman's perspective on the anger thing. Been there done that. And it made people scatter and get busy! Women have the balls no matter what anyone else says.
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It was pretty impressive!! I think I've never seen anything with a uterus so angry!
Best wishes for 2010 to you too Bobbi! |
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Happy New Years guys!
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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It was pretty impressive!! I think I've never seen anything with a uterus so angry!
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Thanks!
Oh, just so you guys who have never experienced what Def was talking about it I'd assume it's from that burst of nitric oxide we females get from time to time. You know what it does to a guy so just think of the rush and empowerment it gives us chicky-babies.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Oh, just so you guys who have never experienced what Def was talking about it I'd assume it's from that burst of nitric oxide we females get from month to month.
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So this Georgian Olympian runs into a bar
Aosoth - New album III out now on Agonia Recs
Epoch - bass, guitars, drums, MetaStasizing out asap
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Irish, midgets, jacking inside it.
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My fucking God where is Paddy when you need 'm
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So this Georgian Olympian runs into a bar
Aosoth - New album III out now on Agonia Recs
Epoch - bass, guitars, drums, MetaStasizing out asap
Asphixa - bass, demo out asap
Adustum - bass, guitars, full length out soon on XXXXXXXXXX recs
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Tetianblood? ... Well, 'Necrosemen' to you too. Twat.
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I really miss him
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Happy New Years Guys, hope you brought that motherfucker in like I did, dick swigging through the air, a bottle of jack, on a fucking boat like a real rockin roller!
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Pr0zac, you're a little late, aren't you, or did you just become coherent?
Paddy is currently getting those elves sent off to vacations after they worked so hard for the fat man in the red suit. He didn't go into much detail other than to say they were packing.
Trust me. PMS and nitric are 2 entirely different things. A mom came to my house to yell at me because her little brat bit Bob in the face when Bob grabbed him to keep him from running out in the road while she stood talking to a neighbor. I'm a mellow person. I was not mellow with her. Her kids wouldn't even walk past my house for awhile they were so scared.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Just became coherent, slept 18 hours yesterday. I was exhausted after a 3 day party spree.
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Better late than never I guess.. Happy New Year.
Mine was pretty fun, had an awesome dinner at someone's house then went to a bar that had a dj to drink more and wound up dancing with some ladies. Nothing too crazy.
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HAPPY NEW YEAR
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I had a pretty good night. Got drunk with some friends that I haven't seen in almost two years. Started drinking at 8pm and didn't stop until 9am haha, I didn't get home until 10.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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