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2009-12-24, 20:07
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ComeOutYeBlackAndTans!
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JESUS WAS BORN!!
PRAISE THE LOOORD! NOOOOOOOOOW! Uhhh gawd...(screamin preacher for those of you who don`t know)
Yeah probably you know we celebrate christmas on the 24th so I wish you and your families a nice and smooth day 
And hopefully all of you get some cool presents 
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
Pour ces bois obscurs maintenant endormis.
R.I.P moe
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2009-12-24, 20:39
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HAPPY LEMMY DAY!
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So this Georgian Olympian runs into a bar
Aosoth - New album III out now on Agonia Recs
Epoch - bass, guitars, drums, MetaStasizing out asap
Asphixa - bass, demo out asap
Adustum - bass, guitars, full length out soon on XXXXXXXXXX recs
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Tetianblood? ... Well, 'Necrosemen' to you too. Twat.
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2009-12-24, 21:39
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Noob lud
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Happy Holidays Dudes
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Please excuse me for I currently have a terminal erection, and the only cure is midget-cunny.
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2009-12-24, 22:37
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Post-whore
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Happy work day! wooo
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2009-12-24, 22:51
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dsnt trust ne1 < 30
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Merry Christmas to all of you. I hope you're all blessed.
Gomli, in all my years of going to church I've never been to one that does that. I don't think I'd continue going to one that was that vocal.
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2009-12-25, 01:18
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Okay.
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Hope everyone has a good holiday and a Happy New Year 
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2009-12-25, 06:57
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Merry fucking christmas cocksuckers.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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2009-12-25, 08:19
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I got one of those Gold's Gym things you use to do pull-ups in your doorway from my drummer (who is a body builder). But it doesn't fit any of my doorways...I just did dips and push-ups with that mofo and I'm just about dead. I'm trying to get in shape.
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Man oh man I'm in the mood for some meat right about now, so much so that I don't even care how implicitly gay this sentence is.
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2009-12-25, 11:22
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ComeOutYeBlackAndTans!
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Gomli, in all my years of going to church I've never been to one that does that. I don't think I'd continue going to one that was that vocal.
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Nah this doesn`t happen in regular churches, more in tv
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsLV...feature=related
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
Pour ces bois obscurs maintenant endormis.
R.I.P moe
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2009-12-25, 13:53
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Too _____, wouldn't fuck
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i got some vitamin-c energy healthy energy drinks and some underwear and a hat, not to mention my shitty car fixed. fuck jesus though. |
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2009-12-25, 18:03
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I read that twice thinking you got an underwater hat.
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2009-12-25, 22:02
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Okay.
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Haha 
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2009-12-25, 23:46
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I wish I had one |
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2009-12-26, 06:24
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Put your hat on and submerge yourself completely.
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2009-12-26, 08:05
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Mmmm yeah.. all the way in.
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There are at least a couple Jesus' born every day in hospitals in Mexico.
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2010-01-18, 19:13
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I wonder how many Catholic priests have fucked their altar boys after Christmas morning mass. There's gotta be at least one of 'em out there. The worst thing about Christmas rape isn't that the day's festivities are ruined, it's more to do with the sting-to-end-all-stings of a 4-pounder tearing its way through a winter-frozen anus.
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2010-01-18, 19:29
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Goratory - Cottagecheesecunt
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
Pour ces bois obscurs maintenant endormis.
R.I.P moe
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2010-01-18, 19:51
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There are at least a couple Jesus' born every day in hospitals in Mexico.
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