Put on your best and get ready to roll out the red carpet (unzip 'em, Paddy) because it's time for the 2009 MT awards!

Copy the following and paste it in your post with your results. Multiple nominations are accepted.

Members:
* Most Irritating Member
* Least Irritating N00b
* Everyone's Favorite Little Bitch

Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Nazi Arsehole
* Most attractive

General:
* Best Avatar
* Best Signature
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence.
* The Keyballs Award, for biggest gap between online machismo and real life.
* Most likely to go to hell

And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2009
* Biggest Cunt

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Members:
* Most Irritating Member DYSTOPIA
* Least Irritating N00b -
* Everyone's Favorite Little Bitch Gomli

Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Nazi Arsehole -
* Most attractive Darko

General:
* Best Avatar myself
* Best Signature
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence. DameFraMorkum and Bob ze Metalleu
* The Keyballs Award, for biggest gap between online machismo and real life. Dystopia
* Most likely to go to hell Paddy

And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2007 Infinity.
* Biggest Cunt in a good way Infinity - Darko

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Members:
* Most Irritating Member
The Spambots
* Least Irritating N00b
JoeYngVai dunno why
* Everyone's Favorite Little Bitch
L`B

Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Nazi Arsehole
-
* Most attractive
CHRIS! wait no, Paddy is prettier

General:
* Best Avatar
Me
* Best Signature
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence.
Bob and sometimes Nomad
* The Keyballs Award, for biggest gap between online machismo and real life.
D-Y-S-T-O-P-I-A
* Most likely to go to hell
Dystopia

And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2007
Wait, 2007? I joined 2008 so... -
* Biggest Cunt
Darko

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Well to start things off, the biggest CUNT award goes to Darko for asking us for the best flaming of 2007

Members:
* Most Irritating Member- Whats his name again? Dis... wait it was dys... dystopifag

* Least Irritating N00b- Gomli

* Everyone's Favorite Little Bitch- LBXXX... i mean..jklolz

Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Nazi Arsehole- This wasn't a very eventful year with the absence of FBS and PST not being around so much. But FBS's spirit still lingers around, so he gets my vote.

* Most attractive- Close battle between MTM and Paddy. I've never seen Paddy, but he is damn good lucking on the nights he decides to interrupt my dreams

General:
* Best Avatar- Bia's because you can almost see her crotch.

* Best Signature- MTM, haha. Cheers to Mansley for maintaining the album of the day for so long too!

* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence- powersofterror and fbs, get your arses back for a visit.

* The Keyballs Award, for biggest gap between online machismo and real life- This is a tough one...

* Most likely to go to hell- Paddy for his midget molestation... May there be little Devil midgets by your side.

And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2009- Easily the Iwrestledabearonce thread. The fans attacked in numbers, and we destroyed them by our few!

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Fixed the 2007 typo. OOPSIES!

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Members:
* Most Irritating Member-I guess Dystopia's Ameriaca rant landed him there
* Least Irritating N00b-did we even get any noobs in 2009?
* Everyone's Favorite Little Bitch-no one's really been a little bitch lately either. I nominate myself.

Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Nazi Arsehole
* Most attractive

General:
* Best Avatar-ME!
* Best Signature
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence.-There are way too many
* The Keyballs Award, for biggest gap between online machismo and real life.-I guess Dystopia's Ameriaca rant landed him there
* Most likely to go to hell-Paddy. Sodomy is a sin, dear.

And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2009-The I wrestled a bear once battle.
* Biggest Cunt-I guess Dystopia's Ameriaca rant landed him there

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Members:
* Most Irritating Member - Dystopia
* Least Irritating N00b - Gomli
* Everyone's Favorite Little Bitch - Bob
Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Nazi Arsehole - (None)
* Most attractive - Paddy

General:
* Best Avatar - Gomli
* Best Signature - (I'm too lazy to look through them all right now)
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence. - sixsicsix
* The Keyballs Award, for biggest gap between online machismo and real life. - Dystopia
* Most likely to go to hell - This is a tough decision between me, Paddy, and Gomli, considering the things we all did to each other during that five hour threesome last summer... may the lord have mercy on our souls

And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2009 - (I have no goddamn idea)
* Biggest Cunt - Dystopia

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* Best Flaming of 2009 - Everyone vs. TimeDragon (if that was this year)
* Biggest Cunt - Dystopia

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I think you're all Bozos so I can't vote.

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most attractive? what the fuck?

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Oh admit it Truth, you're just upset because you can't nominate yourself

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Is Paddy even a mod?

No, no. He couldn't be. I'm sure of it. His having moderator status and powers is clearly just some sort of oversight.

This doesn't seem to have been much of a year when it comes to the usual pyrotechnics of flamings and mod Nazis and so on. There's not really much of a pool for any of these categories, what with the drastic reduction in regulars in the wake of the spam-clogging. We should probably just vote on last year's shit and call it a night.

Yea, definitely seems to be a lull in activity.

Yes, I'm pretty sure he is now.

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VOTE!

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He is and he isn't.
Maybe it's because all of you are just getting older and your tolerances are getting better.
I think if anyone should get an award it's PST for most dramatic change. Someone slip him some downs or what?

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No way man, i can't compete with you studs

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This is true. I think I should definitely win most attractive member, hands down.

Recent photo of me.

LIEK MY GUNZ?!? AND I DON'T MEAN TEH FIREARMS...

I jest, that isn't me

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we need to have a hottub brofest. god, that would be so hot. and not hot as in hot water.

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Sounds erotic to me
Just wait until you see my chest carpet glistening in the water... you'll lose control!

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I`m not man enough to stand conversations like the one above

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Haha.

I'll say it again just so people don't get the wrong idea, that photo is not me
I have chest hair, but Christ! Not that much!

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blitz, I hate you.

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Do you really think the people here are so stupid? Holy fuck
And we already had this pic in the caption thread so...

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Members:
* Most Irritating Member - Dystopia
* Least Irritating N00b - don't recall any of our most recent noobs, which I suppose means none are particularly irritating.
* Everyone's Favorite Little Bitch - Still Req. Sorry, Gomli and Tranny.

Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Nazi Arsehole - Me. Fuck you. All of you.
* Most attractive - Overwhelmingly me. Have you seen me lately? I have. Instaboner.

General:
* Best Avatar - Dystopia. I'm not sure if he's joking around or serious, but those gay avatars were fucking lulz.
* Best Signature - Dystopia, see above explanation.
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence. - That scrawny, sniveling, twatly, kangaroo-fucking runt of a bitch, Jimberly. Where did that smelly pussy go? Not that anyone misses him. I SURE DON'T!
* The Keyballs Award, for biggest gap between online machismo and real life. - I'll go with Dystopia again. Not that he has portrayed an overly macho image, but Jesus, when you're that much of a pussy you should parade yourself around as a woman just to avoid confusion. His sweet ass pro-America, anti-Beatles tirade also factors in here.
* Most likely to go to hell - Obviously Paddy. Can you imagine the charges they have him up on right now? I have a massive boner just thinking about what they know he's done, nevermind what they don't. I'm even thinking of picking up a midget myself, because of that wanker. I wonder where you can find one cheap?

And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2009 - Response to Dystopia's America rant and general existence.
* Biggest Cunt - Dyldo, just because. My favorites are his late night, drunken soliloquies, but even as fucked up as those are, he manages to be more coherent and logical than most of you idiots. Nonetheless, what a raging, smelly, yeast infected cunt this creature is. It's impressive to behold.

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corrected that

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Members:
* Most Irritating Member - Dystopia
* Least Irritating N00b - Can't think of any newbies...
* Everyone's Favorite Little Bitch - Gomli

Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Nazi Arsehole - PST because he's SOLELY responsible for the Dystopia avatar and signature attacks (according to Dystopia)
* Most attractive - Me. Hair. Musclez. Small prick. Enormous balls. DUH!

General:
* Best Avatar - Dystopia of course
* Best Signature - Dystopia of course
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence. - FBS, I heard he went to one of those spin classes and ended up in intensive care... poor guy just couldn't handle it...
* The Keyballs Award, for biggest gap between online machismo and real life. - Chris. He's actually not even black OR hispanic. His further claims to watermelon eating records and superiority in physical sports will be ignored
* Most likely to go to hell - Paddy. Explanation unnecessary.

And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2009 - Easily Timefaggon, given it actually was this year.
* Biggest Cunt - The_Execrator. You can walk in and out of it without even bumping your head

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Yep, that was me. I have that much free time, which is why I also post so much.

That said, I do think I should win that award, and as a campaign for doing so, I propose I round up everybody who doesn't vote for me and put them in labor camps in obscure parts of Poland, where they will slowly be worked to death. Everybody who does vote for me will summarily be shot after the election is over, resulting in a much quicker, cleaner death. The choice is yours.

That's more like it!

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That's true, you are singlehandedly responsible for all of those avatars and sigs and were, in fact, the only mod to take part in that shameful activity. Well, maybe Paddy, I forgot he was also blaming Paddy for a while.

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It definitely couldn't have been Chris because he's been exceptionally busy advertising live in my e-mail's inbox window. Every time I go on he's there! He's like one of those British guards that never moves.. I forget what they're called. The Taliban or something.

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Members:
* Most Irritating Member - Easy: Dystopia
* Least Irritating N00b - Who's new? You all seem to have been here since time immemorium.
* Everyone's Favorite Little Bitch - Bob!

Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Nazi Arsehole - Rezednenznesez. Fuck him. All of him. And there's a lot of him.
* Most attractive - All the mods are rampant messes of humanity, except for me. Natch.

General:
* Best Avatar - Dystopia. I refuse to accept any moderator input.
* Best Signature - Mine. It's there to help you fuckers!
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence - Half the forum: BoC, BLS, Power Soft Error, Jarrod plus those tardy excuses FBS and PST.
* The Keyballs Award, for biggest gap between online machismo and real life - Has to be Dystopia.
* Most likely to go to hell - Paddy, for his crimes against midgets.

And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2009 - The iwrestledabearonce thread.
* Biggest Cunt - Tough, but Dydlo was fisted by Andre The Giant and lived to tell the tale.

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lolwutdidido?

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THIS!!! And I still hate you. Gawd, that's probably some guy I dated in high school. Now I hate you even more.

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. . . whoa!

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You dated my father?

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I didn't know he had all those guns! When he asked if I wanted to see a 22 long I laughed hysterically and ran out of the room with tears in my eyes. I never went back.

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I can only hope to look half as sexy as Blitz does someday. As well as half as strong as Chris does, i've noticed him in many ads around the internet lately. How much do you get paid, if you don't mind me asking?

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He gets paid in luvbucks.

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Hahahaha

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Members:
* Most Irritating Member: I'd have to say that I have the most irritating member, what with all of the puss and itching n'all.

* Least Irritating N00b: There was a guy who registered here then quickly vanished again, and he promised me a vast treasure trove of free OEM software, cock-pills and all the pornography I could watch. I miss jjrrx24 terribly, and I can only hope that he got my credit card details in time for his African uncle's funeral.

* Everyone's Favorite Little Bitch: Dystopia. He's the man we love to hate, because he makes it so fucking easy for us. I wish he'd abandon this pretence of being dislikeable and just admit that he wants oodles of my noodle with plenty of hot sauce and a cream doughnut for afters.

Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Nazi Arsehole: Bunny actually owns a Nazi SS uniform, complete with nipple clamps and a built-in retractable 44" dildo which she never spits on no matter how loud the squeaks become. She's also pretty unreasonable when it comes to dressing my gaping rectal wounds and notifying my family that I'll be in the hospital ass ward for the next 2 weeks being reassembled by a crack team *ba dum, tish* of anal surgeons.

* Most attractive: Chris, for his oiled bronzeness and general Adonis-like penetrative adeptness. Once you go black you'll never go back to wearing regular underwear.

General:
* Best Avatar: Dystopia. I quite enjoy looking at two men sharing a two-way dildo, but only if I see such images by accident via avatars and embedded forum images, which ensures that I have plausible deniability should anyone ever discover my internet browser's cache files.

* Best Signature: Pretty much any signature which quotes some of my awesome potato wisdom.

* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence.: Bia. Just when I start to form delusional romantic attachments to women I barely know and in fact fear, they fuck off!

* The Keyballs Award, for biggest gap between online machismo and real life.: TruthDevoid for all of those photoshopped pictures he's posted here showing him with biceps and the like. We all know you got Polio at age 4 and have been sliding your bony ass around town in a modified shopping cart ever since.

* Most likely to go to hell: Yeah, thanks fellas. Just a shame that I'll most likely see the majority of you down there, too, what with you all being child molesters and granny fuckers. HA!

And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2009: I don't know about that, but I do know that JoeYngVai is the biggest flaming faggot that's ever had his cock sucked by an Irishman (who definitely isn't homoMcSexual - it's not gay if you beat them up afterwards).

* Biggest Cunt: I love all peoples of all races, sexes and creeds, but fuck me Gomli is a complete and total cunt.

Ahahaha

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That's more like it! LOL! I started laughing with the first award

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hahahhaahaha! Paddy that was great!

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*Lights up a cigarette* there's plenty more where that came from, baby. Just bear with me while I chow down on a few blocks of mature cheddar (gotta rearm the torpedo tube).

Wooow anyone else noticed that there are so many other ways to say "Suck my pisstube and swallow my cum bitch"?

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