Happy birthday to our native native American, Pr0az!

Happy Happy Birthdaaaaay!

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Have a good one d000d

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So Pr0az, with regards to the conversations we were having 7 or 8 months ago, are you still coming to Ireland as an exchange student? And did you ever upload any of your art work for us to see?

Have a bodacious birthday!

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Thanks guys means alot

To Paddy: Yea paddy im still going to Ireland just a little later than i planned, we gotta hang out man would love to actually chill with natives of Ireland then just the other exchange students...

I lost all my art on my old harddrive gotta find a disk where i backed them up.

Thanks again for the shout out bday thread guys

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hope you had a good one proaz

& don't you wanna meet me?? you'll meet up with paddy but not me??

*feels sad*

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Happy Birthday man!
Hope you had a good one

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cummy biscuit!

happy birthday!

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If memory serves, you'll be heading to the south, right? I'm up north, and the massive wall they've built around us because of bunny's radioactive vagina makes it difficult for anyone to cross the border. Still, Chris will probably be able to meet up with you during one of his biennial visits to the festering potato pit from which his starchy bloodline arose.

Fuck...I hope you find it. I remember losing about 6 years' worth of saved emails, photos, music and tabs which just about broke my fucking heart. I'm like you now, backing shit up regularly! DAT MUST BE WHY DEY CALL ME DA ANALISER!

No worries mucker, hope you had a good'n!

He doesn't need that Native American wisdom to know that meeting up with you would pretty much spell the end of his scrotal sack. That said, converting his genitalia into some sort of meaty dreamcatcher would be an irony almost worth dying for.

wtf??? paddy keep taking your drugs they might work eventually!!!



wft??? (again!!)

proaz i do think i'd be the safer option of meeting up between me & paddy

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Don't listen to her, Pr0az! She's just trying to complete her Skins of the World collage and the only one she's currently missing is Native American. My advice to you if you meet her is to hire a midget to live in your shorts, guarding your ballsack with his magic spells. I happen to know for a fact that bunny's spell book doesn't contain anything to counter midgetry, so you'll be grand.

In all seriousness though, bunny would be the better option

have a good one

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Yea I think ill be somewhere around Dublin, I'll be sure to check you both out when i go.

Lol it was a good Birthday, i had the most fun I'd had in along time. Went to the fair, helped my counsin out, ran a Evangelical preacher off from in front of us(the best part), and got on some rides; puked all the way home in a bojangles bag.

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God BLESS you, sir.

Paedo priests are one thing, but at least they don't clean out your wallet after splitting your anus.

Dublin is quite close to the North, although by American standards everywhere is quite close to everywhere else in this little turd nugget of an island! If you ever bump into bunny, don't make eye contact and don't mention her facial deformity (the one with the hair growing out of it).

Glad to hear you had a happy birthday, as per our demands. And vomit is nature's way of telling you you've had a good time

What the fuck?! You`re definately more disgusting then the dude who filmed the lemon party thingy

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lol paddy

& yeah he is a sick & twisted fucker ain't he gomli??

*hugs gomli*

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I reject that; uncle Bill was a genius beyond comparison and taught me everything I subsequent forgot about fucking old men.

Stop acting like you don't get wet every time you read my posts.

And stop hugging Gomli, he's only interested in you for your gold teeth.

poor paddy & his delusions



i can hug gomli if i want too!! lol & besides i don't have gold teeth

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Yeah but.........you really don`t have gold teeth? I expected more from an Irish rugby hooligan!

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Her boyfriend plays rugby. Maybe he has gold teeth and will hug you though. A man just walked in my house and he has a gold tooth. I know he does. I've seen it.

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lol

bf doesn't have gold teeth, he has a few teeth missing through playing rugby (if that helps?) lol

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So is that the story? He lost his teeth from playing rugby? Dear oh dear. Unless rugby is a euphemism for "had his teeth extracted so that he could add gumjobs to his repertoire of services" I think he's pulling your leg, which is itself a euphemism for "your boyfriend is a rent boy and Paddy definitely isn't, so...you know...have some sex with Paddy".

I don't like this situation any more than you do bunny, but we have a responsibility to the laws of logic to make this shit happen. If we don't, the very lining of our reality may come undone and it's gonna take a lot of sewing to fix that mess, which would naturally be your job given that you have a yummy girl's fanny and I'm busy perfecting my tough guy frown to scare off any prospective threats to my penisness.

It's my aim to receive a bona fide beating from your boyfriend in Belfast's city centre, it seems Luckily my anti-depressants will pretty much dull the effects of whatever he does to my sweet, glistening, supple body. Just make it clear that I said "not in the face; that's how I makes ma' livin'".

: at paddy!!

you are a very funny guy paddy

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That`s really only a rumor. I think the team behind paddys` posts are a bunch of hyper-intelligent-killer-midgets!

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na i'll be okay gomli

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