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2009-10-10, 09:59
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MotherTabs Celebrates Her Birthday
102-years-young today, L,B'XXX (or Bobbi, for those of us who are unfortunate enough to know her in private life) has been the Ma Baker to our bloody ensemble of blood and ensembleness and metal for 6 and a half years and today she (?) celebrates her (?) BERFDAY!
B is for boobs, which you have
O is for omelet, which I sometimes eat
B is for boobs, the ones you had 30 years ago
B is for bum, which swings pendulously from your back like a meat-hammock
I is for inoculation, which is required if one wishes to spend the night in your home
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2009-10-10, 10:50
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
Pour ces bois obscurs maintenant endormis.
R.I.P moe
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2009-10-10, 13:42
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Too _____, wouldn't fuck
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heh happy bday
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2009-10-10, 13:47
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That made me so I happy I uncontrollably passed gas. Thanks so much! 
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2009-10-10, 14:06
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That's pretty much the only means by which you'll be passing gas from here on, ya old bitch!
BAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!
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2009-10-10, 16:04
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Happy Birthday Bobbi! I thought about buying you a cake, but i couldn't come up with enough money for all the candles, you old hag. But hey, you're probably my all-time favorite old person, and I generally hate old people, and I like you. that says a lot. Happy birthday!
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2009-10-10, 16:24
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T'D', you're trying to get yourself banned, right? Thanks. You're okay for a crummy kid.
Well, hubby paid for my oil change. I have to go cut up apples for mom for my birthday pie she's making. And I get stuck making my own dinner. Ah well, no biggie on that.
I have to say this has been a memorable birthday for me though. I've said here that I was adopted and just a couple months ago I sent for my original birth certificate and found my birth mom not far away. The story she's told me concerning my birth was absolutely unknown to my adoptive parents. I was taken from her against her will at birth, she never even saw me, and 6 days later I was placed with the family I grew up with. She's fought and looked for me since the day I was born. I wrote to a woman with the name on the b.c. and included my cell phone number. She called. We talked. We met along with several others and it's been one happy ride ever since. My adoptive mom is being so wonderful about all of it. So now I have 2 great moms! And various other relatives I never knew about.
AND! I love this part.... there was a circus trapeze act that was famous called the Wallendas. I was named after them! haha
And I just got a beautiful birthday card in the mail from her.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2009-10-10, 18:20
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happy birthday lb!! *big huggles & throws purple, pink & white sparklies all over you*
& many more of them
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"Bunny is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside a clump of smegma" one of the other inmates describing me.
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2009-10-10, 19:44
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2009-10-10, 19:46
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2009-10-10, 20:56
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You would know, wouldn't you?
Happy birthday and congrats for getting this far into the third half century.
And yea Paddy, I've seen pictures, definetly "she" and "her". Unless she was wearing a wig. And had had a face job. Or photoshopped 'em. Did in fact fool us all. Is in fact a flying trapeze act from Denmark bent on dominating the world supply of parrots. What the fuck is going on?
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Listening to Cannibal Corpse and cutting trees with a chainsaw, now that's metal
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2009-10-11, 02:24
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Happy Birthday!
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2009-10-11, 17:20
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Birthday greetings
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2009-10-11, 18:47
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Have a good one Bobbi! |
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2009-10-12, 20:43
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That's what happens when a midget cums.
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lmao, wtf Paddy!
Happy Birthday LB, hope you had a good one!
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Please excuse me for I currently have a terminal erection, and the only cure is midget-cunny.
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2009-10-15, 23:18
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Yeah, I did. Thank you all. And you people are all NUTS!!!!!
** swings on trapeze upsidedown while flinging sparkles all over **
She flies through the air with the greatest of ease
The crazy ole hag on the flying trapeze
Her movements aren't graceful
Her hair is a mess
And we hope that she falls to her death.
Hey, it's a metal forum and this was a spontaneous parody.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2009-10-16, 00:35
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102-years-young today, L,B'XXX (or Bobbi, for those of us who are unfortunate enough to know her in private life) has been the Ma Baker to our bloody ensemble of blood and ensembleness and metal for 6 and a half years and today she (?) celebrates her (?) BERFDAY!
B is for boobs, which you have
O is for omelet, which I sometimes eat
B is for boobs, the ones you had 30 years ago
B is for bum, which swings pendulously from your back like a meat-hammock
I is for inoculation, which is required if one wishes to spend the night in your home
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Paddy gets cum on his cake... instead of icing.
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2009-10-16, 03:12
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It ain't his birthday and no thanks. You keep it.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2009-10-16, 04:55
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I meant when it is his birthday, and it wasn't for you. I got you popcorn instead. 
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2009-10-16, 05:21
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I'm a tad bit late to the happy birthday party, but my computer has been in the shop. I have bad luck...anyways
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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Man oh man I'm in the mood for some meat right about now, so much so that I don't even care how implicitly gay this sentence is.
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2009-10-16, 13:30
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Happy belated birthday, hope you enjoyed it.
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2009-10-23, 23:07
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That bitch is still alive?
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2009-10-23, 23:13
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Doesn't smell like it. Oh, that's the litterbox.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2009-10-24, 00:16
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Didnt your boy buy that Ran guitar few years back? Hows that beast holding up.
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2009-10-25, 20:31
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Nope. He didn't. Must be some other mother on here. lol I'll pm ya. 
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2009-10-26, 06:24
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Sorry I'm so late...Happy Birthday Bobbi!!
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