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2009-09-24, 20:50
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New Blood
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Which rock stars share your birthday
Have you ever done this? Go to http://www.thisdayinmusic.com and enter your clotted-butter-covered cock into my mouth and wiggle it around a bit.
Last edited by Paddy : 2009-09-24 at 21:11.
Reason: Because I'm worth it
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2009-09-24, 21:10
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Forum Daemon
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2009-09-24, 22:26
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Throbbing Member
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That's some good detective work, Menstral Pad. DID SOMEONE POP THEIR BAN CHERRY?! Feel free to try it out on Dystopia.
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Check my band out:
facebook.com/deadheadroses
deadheadroses.bandcamp.com
deadheadrosesmusic.com
i'm so bonery
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2009-09-24, 22:40
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Forum Daemon
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Hahaha! I've actually banned scores of spammer cunts over the past few weeks, most of them never got past the registration process. Simply Googling their usernames, email addresses and even their IPs is usually enough to reveal them to be the motherless spunk-bubbles that they are (if there's any doubt about a particular user I just adopt a wait-and-see approach). All but 2 of the new members since my modship have been definite spammers, including the latest. Fuckin' fucks, they just don't quit.
I've clearly got too much time on my hands, but that's gotta be a good thing in this line of work, no?  |
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2009-09-24, 22:48
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Drugged Unholy
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impressive, Paddy
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I don't know about you, but I deadlift because I strive to be the first human tree stump pulling machine  |
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the song serial cocksucker changed my life
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Originally Posted by BassBehemoth
Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
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2009-09-24, 22:51
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Vaginal Warts
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Location: I live in a giant bucket.
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Originally Posted by PST 88
The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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Blackwater (Friend's Metal Band)
MY WEBSITE!
R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten. |
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2009-09-24, 23:04
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Death to all but metal!
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Location: Highway to the Danger Zone
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February 10
1984, Frankie Goes To Hollywood were at No.1 on the UK singles chart for the third week with 'Relax.'
YES!!!
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"Ja mein little poodle, I will hang you by your nipples in my garage,
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2009-09-24, 23:20
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dsnt trust ne1 < 30
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Location: Home is where the <3 is
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What's the world coming to? I was passed over for Paddy.
 Hey, that's cool anyways. Your legs aren't as hairy as mine and you're a regular Deputy Dog with the sleuthin' detail.
I didn't check to see cuz music wasn't invented when I was a-borned.
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2009-09-25, 02:10
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Post-whore
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What an asshole..
I volunteer to help in the battle against of the bots, Sir.
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t('~'t)
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2009-09-25, 03:04
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Vaginal Warts
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: I live in a giant bucket.
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ain't gun' happ'n, dys! we jus' 'dem poor ol' memb'rs try a' make a difference an' 'at ain't eva gun' happ'n we jus' gotta let go da past, son!
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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Blackwater (Friend's Metal Band)
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2009-09-25, 03:36
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Die Young.
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When did Paddy become mod? haha, for fucks sake. I've been out of the loop..
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2009-09-25, 03:38
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Post-whore
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Originally Posted by BassBehemoth
When did Paddy become mod? haha, for fucks sake. I've been out of the loop..
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Yeah, he has barely over a 1,000 posts, and you have over 8,000! Why aren't you a mod?
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2009-09-25, 05:45
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Cause he's a canuck and cut his hair. 
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Sex is free if you don't mind spending most of your night in the bushes with both a balaclava and an overblown sense of entitlement.
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2009-09-25, 08:46
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ComeOutYeBlackAndTans!
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What an asshole..
I volunteer to help in the battle against of the bots, Sir.
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Hey dude,
please just die OK? 
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
Pour ces bois obscurs maintenant endormis.
R.I.P moe
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2009-09-25, 08:54
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Okay.
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Location: British Columbia, Canada
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I think someone made a thread similar to this a long time ago lol.
Anyways, this one is the best... June 14 1964, 12-year-old Carol Dryden was discovered by railway workers packed in a tea chest on a station platform addressed to The Beatles
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2009-09-25, 10:03
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Forum Daemon
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Join Date: Dec 2004
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Originally Posted by Dystopia
What an asshole..
I volunteer to help in the battle against of the bots, Sir.
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It's under control, when was the last time you saw a spam thread (besides this one haha)?
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Originally Posted by blitz906
I think someone made a thread similar to this a long time ago lol.
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Yeah, it was the same guy, and it was the same website (which he owns/works for/is a bot for).
They made me a mod because I... did things. On a completely unrelated note, Chris Rezendes tastes like chocolate milkshake.
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