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2009-09-18, 11:57
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FEAR the fucking frost!
Cuz he's an old fuck now and will grab you when you least expect it! Don't drop the soap Canadian homies!
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2009-09-18, 12:13
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Okay.
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Happy Birthday!
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2009-09-18, 12:20
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Forum Daemon
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They said it could never happen. They said that I could never get frostbite on my cock. Fuck.
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2009-09-18, 13:11
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The Mountie From Hell
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so far so good! got my slayer/megadeth/machine head/suicidcesilence tickets today! 3 drinks @ 10am and about to destroy downtown halifax!
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2009-09-18, 13:59
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Post-whore
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so far so good! got my slayer/megadeth/machine head/suicidcesilence tickets today! 3 drinks @ 10am and about to destroy downtown halifax!
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damn dude.
have fun!
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Man oh man I'm in the mood for some meat right about now, so much so that I don't even care how implicitly gay this sentence is.
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2009-09-18, 14:19
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ComeOutYeBlackAndTans!
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Happy Birthday man! 
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
Pour ces bois obscurs maintenant endormis.
R.I.P moe
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2009-09-18, 14:49
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Too _____, wouldn't fuck
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have a good one
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2009-09-18, 17:23
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Schrodinger's Cat
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Happy birthday, Steve
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Red Sparowes - At the Soundless Dawn
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2009-09-18, 18:32
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Drugged Unholy
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Happy Birthday Dude
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the song serial cocksucker changed my life
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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
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2009-09-18, 19:04
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Vaginal Warts
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Location: I live in a giant bucket.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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Blackwater (Friend's Metal Band)
MY WEBSITE!
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2009-09-18, 19:09
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Metal As Fuck!
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Have a good one!
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My Music
BuildTheMusic.com is your #1 FREE online guitar resource center.
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2009-09-18, 22:01
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The Mountie From Hell
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thanks boys!
wicked day so far!
got a new record player, slayer's show no mercy on vynil, new dying fetus, new ear plugs (wicked deal on those fucks!!), slayer tickets, 3 inches of blood tickets, DVD's up the butt, hoddie, a quart of rye, TBP's movie, some rouge beers, and best of all $$$$$$
dinner in 30 ish mins, and then PAAAAAAAAAARTY!
again thanks dudes!
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i clicked on time... cause im timedragon
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2009-09-18, 23:01
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dsnt trust ne1 < 30
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Have a great one! 
--from another one of the "guys"
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2009-09-19, 00:03
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Death to all but metal!
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YAAAY!!
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"Ja mein little poodle, I will hang you by your nipples in my garage,
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2009-09-19, 00:54
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*candles*
Have a good one!
Tomorrow is, of course, someone else's birthday, which means your birthday is one day off from someone else's birthday *cough* but have a good one! Today's your day! *cough*
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2009-09-19, 12:49
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The Mountie From Hell
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oh yeah!
HEY NOMAD WHERE THE HELL IS MY BDAY EMAIL FROM METALTABS?!
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i clicked on time... cause im timedragon
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2009-09-19, 17:44
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Noob lud
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Happy MOTHAFUCKIN Birthday dude
And also happy after birthday hangover, which you must have or the b'day was a fake!
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Please excuse me for I currently have a terminal erection, and the only cure is midget-cunny.
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2009-09-19, 19:42
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Happy day after your bday! Sounds like a good one, hope you weren't hurting too much this morning. |
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2009-09-19, 20:33
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Attorney at Bird Law
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Well, when I was 11, I had a serious discussion with one of my classmates regarding the lovelife of Sub-Zero. He figured that Subbie must get tons of pussy on account of his super powers, fame, and sweet ninja skillz, but I argued that he could never get pussy... he would automatically kill whatever poor girl he was trying to fuck and her twat would be to frozen for him to get any pleasure out of. Then again, Sub-Zero is such a badass that he could probably fuck rocks and cum, so my friend was probably right.
Anyway, I've always wondered if SteveFrost has the same problem. Only one person can answer that... oh, wait, nevermind, BassBehemoth is still alive. I guess that one got wrapped up pretty quickly.
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2009-09-19, 21:41
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Death to all but metal!
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hahahahahhahahah!!!!!
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"Ja mein little poodle, I will hang you by your nipples in my garage,
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2009-09-20, 05:28
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Post-whore
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today was my birthday you rat fucking bastards!
i even changed my profile birth date (cuz i originally gave a fake one to throw off the gov. realizing there's no real reason to be that paranoid)
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2009-09-20, 08:10
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Forum Daemon
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today was my birthday you rat fucking bastards!
i even changed my profile birth date (cuz i originally gave a fake one to throw off the gov. realizing there's no real reason to be that paranoid)
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Happy belated birthday mate. I was gonna make a thread for you, but then I realised that if I make any more birthday threads I might break the internet.
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2009-09-20, 09:13
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ComeOutYeBlackAndTans!
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today was my birthday you rat fucking bastards!
i even changed my profile birth date (cuz i originally gave a fake one to throw off the gov. realizing there's no real reason to be that paranoid)
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Fuck you (or get fucked)
BTW: Your ava is now better
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
Pour ces bois obscurs maintenant endormis.
R.I.P moe
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2009-09-21, 13:15
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Post-whore
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happy belated birthday dick
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2009-09-21, 13:49
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Too _____, wouldn't fuck
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happy bday, even though creating your own bday thread seems a bit low
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2009-09-21, 19:31
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happy bday, even though creating your own bday thread seems a bit low
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Next year you cocksucking ghey faggots better make me a surprise birthday thread. I mean it...
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