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Old 2009-09-15, 20:43
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Old 2009-09-15, 21:10
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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Old 2009-09-15, 21:25
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Old 2009-09-15, 21:44
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I don't know about you, but I deadlift because I strive to be the first human tree stump pulling machine


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the song serial cocksucker changed my life


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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
 
Old 2009-09-15, 22:26
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Old 2009-09-16, 00:12
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-09-16, 00:37
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Old 2009-09-16, 00:56
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Old 2009-09-16, 02:12
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Old 2009-09-16, 04:21
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
 
Old 2009-09-16, 04:42
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Please kill our government

I hope you realize that this is only four words
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-09-16, 04:56
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Old 2009-09-16, 06:53
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I hope you realize that this is only four words


you fucker, you ironically said ten words.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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Old 2009-09-16, 07:28
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Old 2009-09-16, 08:27
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you fucker, you ironically said ten words.

It's a good thing you responded to that with a seven word sentence, or else we would have been trapped in an ironic paradox together
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-09-16, 09:27
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Old 2009-09-16, 10:46
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-09-16, 14:22
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Seven words?

FUCK OFF YOU UGLY BASTARDS!



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Old 2009-09-16, 18:14
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Old 2009-09-16, 20:18
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Old 2009-09-16, 20:21
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Old 2009-09-17, 00:01
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-09-17, 01:34
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It puts the lotion on its skin.

Haha!!!
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Old 2009-09-22, 19:58
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
 
Old 2009-09-22, 20:15
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It puts the lotion in the basket.

...

PUT THE FUCKIN' LOTION IN THE BAAAAAASKET.
 
Old 2009-09-22, 20:31
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Old 2009-09-23, 06:27
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I can't do it in seven measly words, but I can do it in thirteen...

"This is a local planet for local people, we'll have no trouble here."


Bahahaha!

Seven words eh? how about:

Ask somebody else, I'm too inept for this.
 
Old 2009-09-23, 06:54
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Bahahaha!

Seven words eh? how about:

Ask somebody else, I'm too inept for this.

"Uh, yeah... can i get a blowjob?"

I almost said please, but then decided not to.
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Old 2009-09-23, 17:30
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Old 2009-09-24, 11:25
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Old 2009-09-24, 11:26
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Old 2009-09-24, 12:13
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-09-24, 21:24
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I don't know about you, but I deadlift because I strive to be the first human tree stump pulling machine


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the song serial cocksucker changed my life


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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
 
Old 2009-09-24, 21:28
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He said what needed to be said.
 
Old 2009-09-24, 22:03
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Old 2009-09-24, 23:18
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


Blackwater (Friend's Metal Band)
MY WEBSITE!


R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten.
 
Old 2009-09-24, 23:40
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I don't know about you, but I deadlift because I strive to be the first human tree stump pulling machine


Quote:
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the song serial cocksucker changed my life


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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
 
Old 2009-09-25, 03:01
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


Blackwater (Friend's Metal Band)
MY WEBSITE!


R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten.
 
Old 2009-09-25, 03:02
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I don't know about you, but I deadlift because I strive to be the first human tree stump pulling machine


Quote:
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the song serial cocksucker changed my life


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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
 
Old 2009-09-25, 03:09
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


Blackwater (Friend's Metal Band)
MY WEBSITE!


R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten.
 
Old 2009-09-25, 03:24
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I don't know about you, but I deadlift because I strive to be the first human tree stump pulling machine


Quote:
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the song serial cocksucker changed my life


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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
 
Old 2009-09-26, 18:48
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
 
Old 2009-09-26, 19:08
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


Blackwater (Friend's Metal Band)
MY WEBSITE!


R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten.
 
Old 2009-09-26, 22:04
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Old 2009-09-27, 06:50
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Old 2009-09-27, 08:57
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No Dystopia. Bad Dystopia. Very bad Dystopia.

We have a thread that's perfect for whoring out every little thread you start, if you so desire. Do it in another thread like this one and you're asking for a suspension.
 
Old 2009-09-27, 17:45
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I don't know about you, but I deadlift because I strive to be the first human tree stump pulling machine


Quote:
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the song serial cocksucker changed my life


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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
 
Old 2009-09-27, 17:58
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Old 2009-09-27, 18:41
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Old 2009-09-28, 04:25
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Old 2009-09-29, 16:51
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Old 2009-09-29, 18:18
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Mods, please just ban him from MT


Damn gomli that's a pretty harsh suggestion!
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


Blackwater (Friend's Metal Band)
MY WEBSITE!


R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten.
 
Old 2009-09-29, 19:23
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I don't know about you, but I deadlift because I strive to be the first human tree stump pulling machine


Quote:
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the song serial cocksucker changed my life


Quote:
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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
 
Old 2009-09-29, 19:43
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Old 2009-09-29, 22:09
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We don't ban people for being annoying.

We may have invented all the rules through the arbitrary means of Mad Libs, but once the Law was passed down to us from on high and we were given the sacred task of guardianship, we were resolved to stick to it, by God!

But some asshole's been deleting my posts. Are the MT Police gonna stop this asshole?
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Old 2009-09-30, 09:02
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Oh, no. No. One of the rules is that you're only allowed about 1/3rd of what you post to actually go through.

I don't mean that generally. If you go to the mod forum, you'll see that one of our sacred rules is that mtv_is_gay is only allowed to have 1/3rd of his posts go through, and awesome as your posts and threads generally are, I have to follow the rules to the letter.
 
Old 2009-09-30, 18:04
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I don't know about you, but I deadlift because I strive to be the first human tree stump pulling machine


Quote:
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the song serial cocksucker changed my life


Quote:
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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
 
Old 2009-10-01, 03:32
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Old 2009-10-01, 04:06
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I don't know about you, but I deadlift because I strive to be the first human tree stump pulling machine


Quote:
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the song serial cocksucker changed my life


Quote:
Originally Posted by BassBehemoth
Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
 
Old 2009-10-01, 05:04
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Old 2009-10-02, 13:14
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Old 2009-10-02, 13:35
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Old 2009-10-10, 16:16
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Well, Paddy, you're the mod around here.
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Old 2009-10-10, 17:05
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Well, Paddy, you're the mod around here.
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Old 2009-10-11, 04:41
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This thread suck I hate it Cunt.
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Old 2009-10-11, 16:43
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This thread suck I hate it Cunt.
Where were you when Kennedy was killed?

I'm not looking for an alibi or anything, I was just asking.
 
Old 2009-10-12, 08:20
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Just fucking stop posting here when you are stoned, ok?
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Old 2009-10-13, 03:48
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Dystopia just blew my mind to pieces
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Old 2009-10-13, 03:51
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Just fucking stop posting here when you are stoned, ok?

He is dumb even when not stoned.
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Old 2009-10-13, 04:56
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I wish someone would blow Dystopia's mind to pieces. Shotgun, lemon grenade, ICBM... I'm not really picky.

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Old 2009-10-13, 08:47
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Okay, we're done here. This thread only survived this long because I was waiting for somebody to set Chris up to say something funny. He gets so few good lines.

Actually there would never have been a reason to close this thread if mtv_is_gay hadn't dicked it up. You can all thank him, unless you're happy the thread is closed. In which case it's all Paddy.

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