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2009-09-09, 04:16
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Forum Daemon
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Kalamahpronounce Your Name
Many happy returns to Kalamahswamp, a good kid with a lot of potential. 21-years-young today, the man with an age representing the atomic number of Scandium and the weight of a soul in grams, is celebrating what could very well be his last birthday on this, the day of my daughter's wedding.
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2009-09-09, 06:02
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Okay.
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Happy Birthday man!
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2009-09-09, 12:57
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Post-whore
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Have a good one bro.
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2009-09-09, 13:05
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now that he's 21, Kalmah can legally get Swamped!
I'm pretty sure swamped isn't a drinking term.
excuse my shitty humor.
happy birthday
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Man oh man I'm in the mood for some meat right about now, so much so that I don't even care how implicitly gay this sentence is.
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2009-09-09, 13:45
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Too _____, wouldn't fuck
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Originally Posted by 7-string warlord
now that he's 21, Kalmah can legally get Swamped!
I'm pretty sure swamped isn't a drinking term.
excuse my shitty humor.
happy birthday
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actually I think it is
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2009-09-09, 14:13
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ComeOutYeBlackAndTans!
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
Pour ces bois obscurs maintenant endormis.
R.I.P moe
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2009-09-09, 16:42
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Guardian of Lost Souls
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happy birthday
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"I can see why the name 'bernie' suits you....I mean you're black, smell dead and are completely inane" as he looked at me with wary eyes.
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"Bunny is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside a clump of smegma" one of the other inmates describing me.
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2009-09-09, 18:02
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Drugged Unholy
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if swamped wasn't a drinking term before, it is now.
Happy birthday dude. Get swamped!
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the song serial cocksucker changed my life
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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
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2009-09-11, 14:14
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dsnt trust ne1 < 30
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Have a great one!
Just don't expect to get a great one from Paddy.  A cake maybe or his daughter's hand in marriage, but not a great one. Not a great daughter either.
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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