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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Wesley Willis is my friend.
He is a good guy.
He writes songs which make me happy.
400 people were at the rock show.
Wesley Willis!
Wesley Willis!
Wesley Willis!
Wesley Willis!
He liked to butt heads with friends.
He had a lump on his head.
The lump was made of love.
Wesley was a schizophrenic.
Wesley Willis!
Wesley Willis!
Wesley Willis!
Wesley Willis!
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He died in 2003.
Cancer killed him in the cold.
Cancer can kiss my ass.
I wish I could have met him.
Wesley Willis!
Wesley Willis!
Wesley Willis!
Wesley Willis!
Rock over London.
Rock on Chicago.
Tesco: every little helps.
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I don't think that's the guy Dystopia is talking about, though. Is this the guy, Dys?
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Wesley Willis is much more interesting.
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all hail dystopia!
I think his name is Wesley Wilson.
My name is Wesley as well....not a lot of Wesley's out there.
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I'd have to say Sucking On A Cheetah's Dick or My Mother Smoked Crack Rock are my two favs.
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Suck a Cheetah's Dick was actually the first song I heard by Wesley, and it had me pissing myself laughing. Actually, I tell a lie, the first time I heard Wesley was on The Ricky Gervais show when he worked on XFM Radio (before he made The Office) and he played a few snippets from some of his songs. "Nirvana" and "Hootie and the Blowfish" were among them. It was a couple of years later when I was browsing YouTube that I stumbled across SACD and recognised Willis' name. And the rest is history 
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I dunno because DYSTOPIA IS BEING A DICK and not telling us!! 
nahhh just kidding 
I'd like to find out, though.
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can't believe I had to quote myself for you knuckle heads.
Mystery solved, he had some link or something that led to a profile of his on something or other....can't remember....it's his name!
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can't believe I had to quote myself for you knuckle heads.
Mystery solved, he had some link or something that led to a profile of his on something or other....can't remember....it's his name!
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actually I think I was wrong....I don't think that was him.....I remember clicking some links someone posted on here and discovered there identity was Wesley Willis....but who was it?
I need to sleep more, this is all some big hallucination
maybe this???
http://www.myspace.com/wesleywilsonandtheperennials
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Wilson? WTF? My mistake, I meant Wesley Willis.
Damn!
Suck a Cheetah's Dick and My Mom Smokes Crack Rock's are also my favorite songs.
Anyone ever seen Wesley Willis Fiesta footage on YouTube? The guys are all playing around trying to look good as hell. I like WW solo better than his shitty punk band.
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Wilson? WTF? My mistake, I meant Wesley Willis.
Damn!
Suck a Cheetah's Dick and My Mom Smokes Crack Rock's are also my favorite songs.
Anyone ever seen Wesley Willis Fiesta footage on YouTube? The guys are all playing around trying to look good as hell. I like WW solo better than his shitty punk band.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Ahhh don't feel too bad, I called my girlfriend Betsy for the first 2 months of the relationship until I saw her driver's license one day.
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Has anyone here tried Hoisin sauce? I'm genuinely curious haha. I was thinking of looking for some in my local supermarket but then I realised that every time I think about it I also think of a spermy hyena cock. Not terribly appetising, I'm sure you'll agree.
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I've seen one or two clips of the Wesley Willis Fiasco, not sure if that's the same thing. I also watched the documentary on him, "The Daddy of Rock 'n' Roll". It's pretty moving hearing about his upbringing and the fact that some cunt or other is always cutting him up with a knife on the bus. Fuck sake. |
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Hoisin sauce is insanely delicious....especially mixed with sriracha. then you slather it on a chunk of meat or ribs and roast it....and keep basting it during the cooking process....don't forget that step
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hahaha wtf
I could not stop laughing at suck a cheetahs dick
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Hoisin sauce is insanely delicious....especially mixed with sriracha. then you slather it on a chunk of meat or ribs and roast it....and keep basting it during the cooking process....don't forget that step
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Man oh man I'm in the mood for some meat right about now, so much so that I don't even care how implicitly gay this sentence is.
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hahaha wtf
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Haha welcome aboard the Willis Express!
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GET THE FUCK OUT
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"taco bell will make you take a poop!"
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I have the documentary about him on my hard drive somewhere, I'm going to upload it to MegaUpload so you guys can see it, because it's pretty rare and quite tricky to get a hold of (it took me about a month to download it via BitTorrent, and I think the torrent is inactive now). It would be an incredibly depressing, soul-crushing viewing experience if it wasn't for the guy's determination to survive and the large support group he had around him. It's hilarious watching him researching his songs and getting his lyrics printed at a copy shop haha.
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"taco bell will make you take a poop!"
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or "suck a doberman's raw dick"
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Here's the Wesley Willis documentary I mentioned:
The Daddy of Rock 'n' Roll
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=N4K6IFKE [688 MB]
It's gonna fuck you up like an accident!
EDIT: There's another documentary about him which was released in 2008, I've just learnt. It's called " Wesley Willis's Joyrides". I can't find the fucker anywhere, though. Although it could still well be doing the festival circuit and just hasn't had a DVD release yet. There's scant information about it online.
I think Wesley has featured in other documentaries, but these mainly consist of brief segments comprised of footage we've already.
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Thanks for the doc... I managed to get about 2/3rd of it through DC++ 4 or 5 years ago, but it never finished. I don't even know where the partial went. Extra thanks for upping to megaupload... rapidshare SUCKS for free users, and I download enough porn to know.
Official Top 15 Wesley Willis Songs
1. Make My Joy Plane Crash and Burn
2. My Mother Smokes Crack Rocks
3. Suck a Polar Bear's Dick
4. Birdman Kicked My Ass
5. I'm the Daddy of Rock 'n Roll
6. You Better Find My Pistol
7. Don't Drive Drunk
8. Never Kill an Ape
9. Cut the Mullet
10. Harmony Joy Bus Ride
11. I Deserve a War Hell Ride
12. Rock and Roll McDonalds
13. My Keyboard Got Damaged
14. I Whipped Spiderman's Ass*
15. Suck an Elephant's Pisstube
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Thanks for the doc... I managed to get about 2/3rd of it through DC++ 4 or 5 years ago, but it never finished. I don't even know where the partial went. Extra thanks for upping to megaupload... rapidshare SUCKS for free users, and I download enough porn to know.
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Official Top 15 Wesley Willis Songs
1. Make My Joy Plane Crash and Burn
2. My Mother Smokes Crack Rocks
3. Suck a Polar Bear's Dick
4. Birdman Kicked My Ass
5. I'm the Daddy of Rock 'n Roll
6. You Better Find My Pistol
7. Don't Drive Drunk
8. Never Kill an Ape
9. Cut the Mullet
10. Harmony Joy Bus Ride
11. I Deserve a War Hell Ride
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13. My Keyboard Got Damaged
14. You Fucked that Man's Car Up
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I don't recognise quite a few of those tracks, I've only really been able to find some "Best of" compilations of Wesley's work. I must try SoulSeek (the only place I haven't looked thus far) to see if there's any more floating around. I might try to compile as complete a discography as I can and upload that, too. I have no qualms about not paying for it, the guys getting the cash were fuckin' Wesley for years, now it's their turn.
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Haha no worries chief
I don't recognise quite a few of those tracks, I've only really been able to find some "Best of" compilations of Wesley's work. I must try SoulSeek (the only place I haven't looked thus far) to see if there's any more floating around. I might try to compile as complete a discography as I can and upload that, too. I have no qualms about not paying for it, the guys getting the cash were fuckin' Wesley for years, now it's their turn. |
Not for long you don't.
Here's what I was able to compile vis a vis a discography; it isn't even close to complete, but after contacting Tammy Smith and some other people who knew him closely, I was able to come up with something far more complete than the discographies posted online. I did this about 5 or so years ago and haven't touched it since.
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Shit, that's some fine detective work! I had a quick search on SoulSeek and I'm getting plenty of hits for the songs I've entered from your list so far, so hopefully I'll have something substantial to share within the coming weeks.
Cheers mate, this must have took some effort to complete, I'm sure this would have earned you a few head-butts if Wesley was still around! |
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Aaaah he's the best. I've always wanted to do a grind version of a couple songs but I forgot I had the idea AND NOW I DO AGAIN! So I will. Sparkle Motion style!
There's a short "documentary" on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVE1ZWT_rc0 which is the only one I've ever seen. I wasn't aware that there were real ones. I particularly like Jello's intro. Thanks for uploading, Menstral Paddy.
Anyone familiar with Daniel Johnston? While his music doesn't have the comical aspect of Willis, his music is similarly influenced by his mental illness. I don't remember the name of it, but there is a fantastic documentary about him and his life.
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"Suck an Elephant's Pisstube" might be my favorite song title of all-time. I've been using the word 'pisstube' all day since i read that.
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2009-09-11, 03:16
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"Suck an Elephant's Pisstube" might be my favorite song title of all-time. I've been using the word 'pisstube' all day since i read that.
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2009-09-11, 14:12
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That's my old favorite. Walpurgis and I do it in harmony occasionally.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Holy shit... suck a cheetahs dick is possibly the greatest song ive ever heard
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2009-09-12, 04:08
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2009-09-25, 00:06
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Death to all but metal!
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We should just make this an awesome epic thread that only mods can post in 
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2009-09-25, 00:51
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Suck a bull terrier's nasty ass
Suck a polar bear's smelly bootyhole
Lick a camel's nasty bootyhole
Suck a lechwe's nasty nuts
Just thought everyone should know.
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