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Old 2009-09-08, 00:17
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When Cherries are Ripe They're Ready for Pluckin'

And when boys are 19 they're ready for HAPPY BIRTHDAY 7-STRING WARLORD!

 
Old 2009-09-08, 00:32
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FFFFUUUUUCCCKKKK YYYYEEEEAAAAAA

In honor of Paddy, I have sent you a birthday cake with a midget inside. the midget has a massive penis.

ENJOY
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R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten.
 
Old 2009-09-08, 01:19
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happy bday
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Old 2009-09-08, 01:38
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happy birthday dude!
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the song serial cocksucker changed my life


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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
 
Old 2009-09-08, 02:08
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Happy Birthday man! Have a good one!

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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-09-08, 02:11
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happy pop-out-of-your-mom's-cunt-day!
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Old 2009-09-08, 03:09
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In honor of Paddy, I have sent you a birthday cake with a midget inside. the midget has a massive penis.
Eureka! Jam a candle in the end of it and it'll no longer be considered a sex offence to blow it
 
Old 2009-09-08, 13:32
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Poor joke yer bastard

Happy Birthday between Warlord!!!!
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Old 2009-09-08, 16:40
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Poor joke yer bastard

Happy Birthday between Warlord!!!!
I'm just doing my best with the meagre IQ God gave me

You and I need to have some serious make-up sex, Gomers.
 
Old 2009-09-08, 16:49
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have a good one
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Old 2009-09-08, 17:55
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...Gomers...



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Old 2009-09-08, 17:59
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happy birthday mate
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Old 2009-09-08, 20:09
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Happy Birthday!
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2009-09-08, 22:28
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Thanks everyone!

The midget was dead when the cake got here.....not sure what to do now
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Man oh man I'm in the mood for some meat right about now, so much so that I don't even care how implicitly gay this sentence is.

 
Old 2009-09-08, 22:31
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Thanks everyone!

The midget was dead when the cake got here.....not sure what to do now

EW! I know! I know! Pick me! Pick me!

*I have a new job at King Soopers tomorrow which will be 10 days before THIS 7-stringers birthday* cough
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Old 2009-09-09, 02:58
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EW! I know! I know! Pick me! Pick me!




I'm picking Gomli's dancing panda-ish thing.....

sorry....
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Man oh man I'm in the mood for some meat right about now, so much so that I don't even care how implicitly gay this sentence is.

 
Old 2009-09-09, 13:52
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I'm picking Gomli's dancing panda-ish thing.....

sorry....



Good choice mate!!!
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