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2009-09-08, 00:17
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Forum Daemon
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When Cherries are Ripe They're Ready for Pluckin'
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2009-09-08, 00:32
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Vaginal Warts
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Location: I live in a giant bucket.
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FFFFUUUUUCCCKKKK YYYYEEEEAAAAAA
In honor of Paddy, I have sent you a birthday cake with a midget inside. the midget has a massive penis.
ENJOY 
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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MY WEBSITE!
R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten. |
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2009-09-08, 01:19
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Too _____, wouldn't fuck
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2009-09-08, 01:38
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Drugged Unholy
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happy birthday dude!
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the song serial cocksucker changed my life
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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
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2009-09-08, 02:08
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Okay.
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: British Columbia, Canada
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Happy Birthday man!  Have a good one!
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2009-09-08, 02:11
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Post-whore
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happy pop-out-of-your-mom's-cunt-day!
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2009-09-08, 03:09
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Forum Daemon
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Originally Posted by JoeYngVai
In honor of Paddy, I have sent you a birthday cake with a midget inside. the midget has a massive penis.
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Eureka! Jam a candle in the end of it and it'll no longer be considered a sex offence to blow it  |
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2009-09-08, 13:32
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ComeOutYeBlackAndTans!
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Location: Ger., North
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
Pour ces bois obscurs maintenant endormis.
R.I.P moe
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2009-09-08, 16:40
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I'm just doing my best with the meagre IQ God gave me 
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2009-09-08, 16:49
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The Mountie From Hell
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have a good one
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i clicked on time... cause im timedragon
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2009-09-08, 17:55
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ComeOutYeBlackAndTans!
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...Gomers...
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
Pour ces bois obscurs maintenant endormis.
R.I.P moe
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2009-09-08, 17:59
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Guardian of Lost Souls
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Location: deep in my own world...........(northern ireland)
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happy birthday mate
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"I can see why the name 'bernie' suits you....I mean you're black, smell dead and are completely inane" as he looked at me with wary eyes.
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"Bunny is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside a clump of smegma" one of the other inmates describing me.
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2009-09-08, 20:09
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dsnt trust ne1 < 30
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Home is where the <3 is
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Happy Birthday! 
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2009-09-08, 22:28
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Thanks everyone!
The midget was dead when the cake got here.....not sure what to do now
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Originally Posted by Paddy
Man oh man I'm in the mood for some meat right about now, so much so that I don't even care how implicitly gay this sentence is.
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2009-09-08, 22:31
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Post-whore
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Thanks everyone!
The midget was dead when the cake got here.....not sure what to do now
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EW! I know! I know! Pick me! Pick me!
*I have a new job at King Soopers tomorrow which will be 10 days before THIS 7-stringers birthday* cough
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2009-09-09, 02:58
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EW! I know! I know! Pick me! Pick me!
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I'm picking Gomli's dancing panda-ish thing.....
sorry....
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Man oh man I'm in the mood for some meat right about now, so much so that I don't even care how implicitly gay this sentence is.
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2009-09-09, 13:52
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ComeOutYeBlackAndTans!
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Ger., North
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I'm picking Gomli's dancing panda-ish thing.....
sorry....
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Good choice mate!!!
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
Pour ces bois obscurs maintenant endormis.
R.I.P moe
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