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Old 2003-03-17, 22:58
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Zack Attack

There have been a lot of discussions and opinions of bands on this forum, and people like different things. However, I think we should discuss the hands down greatest band ever: Zack Attack

For those of you that don't know, Zack Attack came about a few years ago as one of the greatest hard rock bands around. The line up was:

Zack Morris: Vocals & Guitar
Kelly Kapowski: Vocals and Tambourine
Jesse Spano: Vocals and Tambourine
Lisa Turtle: Bass
A.C. Slater: Drums
Screech Powers: Keyboards

They were in top form when their only big hit "Friends Forever" came out, which topped the charts. However, due to bad management, the band realized that if they were to remain friends forever, they would have to disband.

Even though they were new to the scene, they were tight as a band. A.C.'s drumming is great, he never misses a beat, and Screech plays the keys like any prodigy. The triple threat vocals of Zack, Kelly and Jesse soar like a eagle on crack. This is a band that was heavier than Napalm Death, and more melodic that Arch Enemy, Eternal Tears of Sorrow and Iron Maiden combined.

Please use this thread to discuss all feelings and emotions that Zack Attack brought you. Don't hold back. Someday, if I get married, "Friends Froever" will be my wedding song.

Bottom line: Zack Attack owns all
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Old 2003-03-17, 23:03
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This isn't a real band, GP. I know you're just tryin to be funny, which is why I moved it into chit chat.
 
Old 2003-03-17, 23:11
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They are a real band! I am the VERY proud owner of a Zack Attack t-shirt. Plus, "Friends Forever" sits right at the top of my mp3 list.

Zack Attack fucking owns all.

Zack is the fast fucking shredder in the world. Malmsteen can might as well quit trying to be faster and the best, cuz he'll never match ZM on the axe.
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Old 2003-03-17, 23:21
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"Friends Forever" was a bigger hit than anything most bands put out.

Ruddess sucks cock. Powers kicks ass.
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Old 2003-03-17, 23:28
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Sorry dude, I find it hard to believe that I've never heard of a band this awesome, but feel free to link me to a website of theirs or some place i can find mp3's.
 
Old 2003-03-17, 23:30
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So, then why didn't you tell everyone that this is from Saved by the Bell?
 
Old 2003-03-18, 00:28
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Old 2003-03-18, 00:40
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i remember that episode
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Old 2003-03-18, 01:03
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It doesn't matter if they are no more. Zack Attack will remain in our hearts forever.

Portnoy is gay. A.C. Slater rules.

HAIL AND SLEEP!
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Old 2003-03-18, 01:06
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Although you're kidding, I do believe Portnoy is gay. I don't mean that in a derogatory way either.
 
Old 2003-03-18, 01:17
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Listen to Friends Forever. A.C. is all over the drum set. He runs across the toms with the most intricate grace. Plus he is hunky!

Jon Myung blows. Lisa Turtle owns the bass.

HAILSSSSSSSSSSSSSS OHH!
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Old 2003-03-18, 01:23
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I know what you're doin, GP but to most of the people here it only looks like you've lost your mind.
 
Old 2003-03-18, 01:29
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Does anyone have any moments to share where Zack Attack got them through? Perhaps a tough breakup, or trouble at home. Then after hearing ZA's music, it got you through.

One time, I felt hopeless. Then, I listened to ZA, and I realized that there was hope in the world and that eveything would be ok. ZA shows how you can rise above it all. Friends Forever has touched many lives. I think I'll listen to it right now.

Someone follow up.
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Old 2003-03-18, 02:12
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broken nose, zack attack, 1995.
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Old 2003-03-18, 02:15
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I'm probably going to have a heart attack before the next time there's an intelligent topic around here. GP, you're a twat
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Old 2003-03-18, 03:26
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Does anyone have any moments to share where Zack Attack got them through? Perhaps a tough breakup, or trouble at home. Then after hearing ZA's music, it got you through.

One time, I felt hopeless. Then, I listened to ZA, and I realized that there was hope in the world and that eveything would be ok. ZA shows how you can rise above it all. Friends Forever has touched many lives. I think I'll listen to it right now.

Someone follow up.


well when i was adopted, me and my parents didnt get along too well. then i played them this song and it changed my life forever!
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Old 2003-03-18, 11:23
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i'm very sorry but i think they really suck big time
 
Old 2003-03-18, 18:09
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SWEET!

I just got another ZA hit on mp3, "Did We Ever Have A Chance" (duet with Zack and Kelly)
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Old 2003-03-19, 03:45
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A.C. is all over the drum set. He runs across the toms with the most intricate grace. Plus he is hunky!



HAILSSSSSSSSSSSSSS OHH!

YOU FAGGOT!!!!
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avocadoes are green
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candy is sweet and rots ur teeth

A-B-C-D L-S-D. Gummy bears are coming for me. One is red and one is blue. One is in my fucking shoe. A-B-C-D L-S-D. Next time wont you trip with me?
 
Old 2003-03-19, 04:39
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Hey, I'm totally straight, but A.C. is hunky! What can be sexier than a jericurl mullet?
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Old 2003-03-20, 00:09
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Is Zack attack allowed for tabbing? This site would be the only one with a ZA tab cuz I would tab it.
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Old 2003-03-20, 00:41
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Since somebody was actually stupid enough to bring up Zack Attack let me just say that Kelly
Kapowski is really hot!!!(I too was once like you,GP. Of course I'm talking about when I was in 4th
grade.) This thread is so retarded, Zack Attack blows. So, who else here likes Kreator?
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Old 2003-03-20, 00:59
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(I too was once like you,GP. Of course I'm talking about when I was in 4th
grade.) This thread is so retarded, Zack Attack blows. So, who else here likes Kreator?


Once like me? Huh? Talk about Kreator and all other "shittier than Zack Attack" bands in the bands section.
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Old 2003-03-20, 23:46
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Well, I PMed nomad about the serious lack of Zack Attack tabs, maybe he will allow it......
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Old 2003-03-23, 00:47
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Look pal you may have a gigantic penis but you've definitely got a really small brain.
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Old 2003-03-23, 02:01
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Huh? What are you getting at? You need to explain what you mean. Once like me? I have a small brain for making a joke? Lighten up, Shamus.
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Old 2003-03-23, 20:58
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lisa's bass is pretty rad-looking
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