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What kind of metal do you all listen to while you screwin' a chick?
I listen to pretty much whatever I got in at the time, but I'm sure some people have some special stuff they like to listen to when they're gettin' it on. One in particular for me thouigh is the Call of Ktuhlu. It's cool how it starts slow and builds 'til you bust all over her. LMAO
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alot of the time me and the chick can never agree on liking the same music so we just dont use music.
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2003-02-13, 20:59
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like a virgin by madonna
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I think it would be pretty dangerous for me to listen to the metal I like while having sex. If I got into it too much, I'd accidently call her Tarja or Vibeke.
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Wasn't there a thread to this effect already?
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2003-02-14, 05:08
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Rhapsody. It has just perfect Tempo! 
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oh, we're talking how many humps to the beat, then im like fucking speed metal, only lasting a minute and a half, but boy its a workout.
babababababababbabababababbabang.
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Rhapsody. It has just perfect Tempo!
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Progressive Porn Metal is the genre of choice.
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2003-02-14, 21:12
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yeah, progressive porn metal or jazz.
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Metal for fucking to huh? How about "I cum blood", or "Fucked with a knife", both by Cannibal Corpse (duh). OR for those who just have to be energetic try humping along to The Berzerkers "Reality"
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fucking BLACK metal!! old Emperor, Burzum (Filosofem), new Bathory, and........ SATYRICON!!!! the Dark Medievil Times shit!!! or grindcore.
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Kelly Rowland or C. Aguilera or something. MTV is always on when we fuck. She doesn't like metal.
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2003-02-18, 13:45
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I agree with the COB and 4th dimension. What is porn metal though? Anyone her ever heard Anal Blast.? Their shit is nasty man!
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That's the same with me...
BTW, if I could chose, I'd always chose some dream-pop shit like Swervedriver or Pearl Jam.
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2003-02-19, 02:54
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well whenever we listen to music its usually that bullshit rap or r&b because of my girl. damn i swear now everytime i hear a fuckin song by missy elliot i get a hard on..hmm guess that just shows how powerful sex can affect on the mind.
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2003-02-19, 06:12
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its interesting that there [appearently] arent any females who use metaltabs.com
id like to hear what kind of music THEY fuck a girl to.....
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2003-02-19, 15:58
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2003-02-20, 07:02
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2003-02-20, 16:53
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check this out:
i'm a chick.
i like metal.
i like sex.
when i have sex, i listen to metal (recently the lucky guy has been really into Diary of Dreams).
it seems this is very unusual. don't other ladies listen to music when they have sex? (the mtv shit is usually not called music).
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check this out:
i'm a chick.
i like metal.
i like sex.
when i have sex, i listen to metal (recently the lucky guy has been really into Diary of Dreams).
it seems this is very unusual. don't other ladies listen to music when they have sex? (the mtv shit is usually not called music).
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Def, your drool is coming through my monitor.
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LOL *wipes the drewl of his chin*
sorry 'bout that 
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Diversity is always good on the boards, but if she's like any of the rest of the girls we've had she'll be gone in a week.
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2003-02-20, 20:12
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Are you guys saying that you actually WANT me out of here in a week? Cause... well... that ain't gonna happen...
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Are you guys saying that you actually WANT me out of here in a week? Cause... well... that ain't gonna happen...
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DAMN MAN, I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME I GOT LUCKY IT WAS ALL THANKS TO GOOD OL' DEF LEPPARD (FOO-FOO-FOO-FOOLIN  )
HEHEH, BUT YEAH, I LIKE TO LISTEN TO A LOT OF 80'S METAL WHILE GETTIN IT ON. ALSO, SOME MELLOW STUFF LIKE TYPE O NEGATIVE.
AND ON SPECIAL OCCASIONS(SP?) WHEN I'M HIGH AND FUCKIN', A LITTLE SUBLIME OR BOB MARLEY WILL DO IT FOR ME. 
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pooooooooooooor some suuuuugggggga on meeeeeee hahaha
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PURITANIA by Dimmu Borgir is GREAT.....
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Slayer- im gunna be yer god  (from undisputed attitude) listen to it... its the perfect fuck song
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Speed is the essense of everything.
It doesn´t matter if you have little dick, as long you have quick ass
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Slayer- im gunna be yer god (from undisputed attitude) listen to it... its the perfect fuck song
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Definately Anorexia Nervosa or Melechesh... Bathory Aria by Cradle of filth when i feel too sentimental.
Or trolls in the dark by rhapsody MUAHAHAHHAH
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Cannibal Corpse!!!
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2003-03-06, 19:08
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alright, so its apparent that a lot of you guys (and ladies) listen to music while you screw. but how many of you actually get-it-on TO THE BEAT of the music youre listening to? i dunno if im fast enough for some of the metal out there. (ie. dimmu borgir)
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i never thought of going WITH the beat...its up to the chick, shes the one bouncing.
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2003-03-06, 23:37
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MMMmmm,whilst screwing a chick or a guy,I would say....My Dying Bride,Danzig,Motley Crue,Or Snake River Conspiracy.Depending on what kind os sex your having.Good Grooves are a winner!!
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Lol. For some strange reason I like to listen to WHAM while having anal sex, im not sure why though....
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This topic reminds me of the episode of Seinfeld where George eats while he's having sex. Metal and sex don't mix. Maybe it works for some of you guys who like that mellow power metal stuff I dunno I'm not that familiar with it, but I'm really into aggressive thrash metal. I mean the idea of listening to Overkill or Kreator and humping some hot chick at the same time sounds awesome at first, but one thing would be too distracting from the other. Actually I don't think any kind of music works with sex. But that's just my opinion, you guys do what you want.
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Lol. For some strange reason I like to listen to WHAM while having anal sex, im not sure why though....
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Lol. For some strange reason I like to listen to WHAM while having anal sex, im not sure why though....
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What I would like to know is,areyou taking it or giving it up the ass ,whilst listening to wham?
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Are you kidding me? WHAMs the fucking shit!
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What about Enigma? that shit's kinda cool when you're gettin' some slooooowww head.
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i just have chris isaak playin in the background, it aint metal but the chiks have hated yet, and after we finish they always ask who they could hear on my cd player so they can buy a copy of the cd
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