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Old 2003-01-25, 19:53
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I Told You He Was A Cunthead!

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Old 2003-01-25, 20:05
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hahahahaha! "hardcore beckhams" hahahhah!
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Old 2003-01-25, 20:06
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Wow, another person getting famous for having a stupid fucking idea.
 
Old 2003-01-25, 20:16
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Wallypants my dear, he was already seriously seriously famous. Now he's an array of cunt styles as well.

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hahahahaha! "hardcore beckhams" hahahhah!


You missed the good part...

" "Hardcore Beckhams" are those preferred by ejaculation industry workers"

EJACULATION INDUSTRY!!!! Why was it I never saw that industry on the national GDP breakdown?

Mainichi is a translation of a Japanese paper and it comes out with shit like that from time to time. Oh man. Ejaculation industry.
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far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982

"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
 
Old 2003-01-25, 20:17
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Oh well, I've never heard of him, and he's still fucking stupid, and his idea sucks.
 
Old 2003-01-25, 20:17
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that site is funny, i looked at the other stories on the side. funny people, those japasnese
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Old 2003-01-25, 20:19
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Oh well, I've never heard of him, and he's still fucking stupid, and his idea sucks.


He's the captain of the English soccer team, plays for Manchester U., married to the most anorexic Spice Girl, and instantly recognisable by anyone who isn't a fucking American.

And he doesn't listen to Darkane.

I'm glad he's a cunt.
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far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982

"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
 
Old 2003-01-26, 10:57
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What does a Beckham cunt look like?! I´m really curious!
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Old 2003-01-26, 11:00
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stupid famous people..........
 
Old 2003-01-26, 11:16
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That hurt, man! ...
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Old 2003-01-26, 14:42
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What does a Beckham cunt look like?! I´m really curious!


you dont wanna know.
 
Old 2003-01-26, 15:49
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Hahaha, great stuff sane.

What i'd like to know is how you find these articles!
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Old 2003-01-27, 04:07
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A Beckham cunt has a swath shaved in the eyebrows, an ever-changing hair style varying from mullet (sexy on a cunt) to a died blonde spiky punk look, and a voice like a drunken elf. It also makes more money a year from advertising than most athletes do with all incomes combined, has a movie named after it, and is currently involved in a partnership with the Yankees. It's official beer is Budweiser, but you might see it on British Coke cans. Soon it will swallow the world and allow us all to live in its warm juices.
 
Old 2003-01-27, 18:07
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I don´t know wich explanation makes me more sick
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Old 2003-01-27, 19:53
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memnoch i really wonder to where he finds them.....
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Old 2003-01-27, 22:29
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that site is funny, i looked at the other stories on the side. funny people, those japasnese

LOL you Hypocrit!!
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