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Old 2003-01-18, 04:02
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Yes, so it's my birthday, well fuck you, I made the thread first.

Happy birthday other two people who's birthday's are today whose names have slipped my mind.
 
Old 2003-01-18, 04:19
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happy birthday man, heres a beer for ya , and uh.. some steak
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Old 2003-01-18, 04:26
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Oh wonderful! You're one year closer to death...

On another note, Happy Birthday!
 
Old 2003-01-18, 04:27
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Oh yay! You're one year closer to death...


Well that's exactly what I wanted for my b'day, so I suppose it works out well, eh?
 
Old 2003-01-18, 04:56
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Re: Yes, so it's my birthday, well fuck you, I made the thread first.

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Happy birthday other two people who's birthday's are today whose names have slipped my mind.



yeah well, they only posted <3 times, so they suck ass.
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Old 2003-01-18, 05:10
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happy birthday to you. happy birthday TO YOU..HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR WALLY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOOOOOOOOOO YOOOOOOOOUUUUU.

...have any good liquer? if not, i will drink Heineken till i pass out...fuck i'll just do it anyways, its friday! happy b-day
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Old 2003-01-18, 07:50
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Happy Birthday !
 
Old 2003-01-18, 09:18
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Wally! i cant imagine how drunk your gonna get today


Happy birthday!
 
Old 2003-01-18, 09:38
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happy b-day!
 
Old 2003-01-18, 13:59
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happy birthday beer buddy!
 
Old 2003-01-18, 14:18
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I'll drink a milk for your health. :milk:


BTW How old get Yetis?
 
Old 2003-01-18, 15:53
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Ahh well at the end of the day you're not a rice cretin like Mr. Weija... HAPPY BIRTHDAY WALLACE!
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Old 2003-01-18, 16:03
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Happy birthday man, wish i could be there holding the beer keg over your head!
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Old 2003-01-18, 16:49
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY WALLY
 
Old 2003-01-18, 17:36
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY WALLY!!!
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Old 2003-01-18, 18:36
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happy b-day walpurgis

here you go...
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Old 2003-01-18, 21:09
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Old 2003-01-18, 22:32
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Old 2003-01-19, 00:15
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hope DELETE79 comes through with the erotic cake, i'm hungry/horny.
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Old 2003-01-19, 01:18
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congradulations.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2003-01-19, 03:57
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hope DELETE79 comes through with the erotic cake, i'm hungry/horny.

heehe
but I havent see his posts for a while...
 
Old 2003-01-19, 04:54
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Well...it's the middle of my three day drinking binge...I've had a bottle of whiskey, a case of beer, and some other stuff that I don't totally remember.

If I live through tomorrow, I'll be amazed
 
Old 2003-01-19, 05:21
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Go Drunken Yeti God!!
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Old 2003-01-19, 10:09
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hey wally, allready woken up with a killer headache?

hangover heaven dude, have another one!
 
Old 2003-01-19, 22:33
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Case of beer + bottle of whiskey + empty stomach =

But tonight, I've eaten, so I think it'll end up differently

Still got 2 bottles of whiskey, another case of beer, and a 6er of Heineken and my friend's 6er of Hard Iced Tea if I want a puss drink, lol.
 
Old 2003-01-20, 01:50
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Those puss drinks are probably higher in alcohol concentration than your beer.

I'm not defending the Iced Tea.....i hate it, but i don't understand why they're "pussy drinks" just because they taste good.......shouldn't beer be pussy drinks since it's albohol is basically the lowest among ANY alcoholic beverage??
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All hope abandon, ye who enter here

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Old 2003-01-20, 02:43
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i like mike's hard lemonade and iced tea...isnt there a Mike's hard Rasberry drink too? I've also heard Mike's hard shit refered to as "pussy drinks"... theres obviously a reason but i don't know
HAIL HEINEKEN!..and Killian's...and Bud...
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Old 2003-01-20, 02:45
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they're chick drinks becuase chicks prefer them over beer or straight liquor. a real guy would always choose beer or spirits
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Old 2003-01-20, 07:09
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Weijia, you're basically right.

And whoever asked about the raspberry stuff, there is a Mike's Hard Cranberry Lemonade, which is what I think you're thinking of.
 
Old 2003-01-20, 08:13
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did I hear someone say hail heineken?

have one on me,


I'm happy heineken is dirt cheap here.

and about liquors yeah, chick stuff, and toooo fucking expensive in clubs anyway. I'd stick to beer and wodka/whisky however whisky messes me up most of the time.
 
Old 2003-01-21, 22:40
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happy birthday
 
Old 2003-01-22, 01:44
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and about liquors yeah, chick stuff, and toooo fucking expensive in clubs anyway.


yeah no kidding, they're more expensive normally too.
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Old 2003-01-22, 16:51
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hope DELETE79 comes through with the erotic cake, i'm hungry/horny.


HEY, THIS IS THE ONLY ONE I HAVE LEFT...BUT MAKE SURE THAT YOU GIVE ME A REALLY BIG PIECE OF IT, BECAUSE MAN I LOVE COCK CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Old 2003-01-22, 21:34
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hahaha, that's something to give a granny on her birthday.hilarious.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2003-01-23, 01:10
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SORRY DUDE BUT THE ONLY CAKE LEFT IN MY INVENTORY IS THIS ONE

HAHA


eww, i lost my appetite. i'm not gonna eat a big nasty brown cock/cake. that's more of a weijia thing.
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Old 2003-01-23, 15:09
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eww, i lost my appetite. i'm not gonna eat a big nasty brown cock/cake. that's more of a weijia thing.


hahaha, priceless.
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Fender0823: ok here's a good one.........
Fender0823: what if u could have all the babes u wanted in ur bed, but once a month u had to wear a shirt in public that said "I like my men in short shorts" would u do it
Fender0823: :-X god im scary
Fender0823: lol
Fender0823: this is what alcohol does to me.
Ulimnar: hell yeah i would, lol, that'd be hilarious
Fender0823: lmfao!!!!!!!
Fender0823: hahahahahahaha
Fender0823: can i put this in my sig on metaltabs
Fender0823: lololol
Ulimnar: but I'd also carry a gun for any homos that took it seriously

"Wally Leaves us officially" - Ulimnar: lol I think it'll work now...goodbye man
Ulimnar signed off at 10:09:37 PM.
 
Old 2003-01-23, 15:25
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Happy Birthday, man!
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Old 2003-01-23, 16:55
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Hey Delete79, you better recheck your post...it's kinda sick
 
Old 2003-01-23, 21:47
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Old 2003-01-24, 10:31
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Yuck, here's another present for you birthday wally
 
Old 2003-01-24, 13:32
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Hey Delete79, you better recheck your post...it's kinda sick


YOU BASTARD I WANT TO BE A MOD TOO AND
CHANGE EVERYBODY'S POST AND MAKE THEM LOOK STUPID

NOW I'VE LEARN SOMETHING FROM THIS: DON'T MAKE FUN OF A MODERATOR
IN A FORUM WICH HE MODERATE OR ELSE IT GET BACK IN YOUR FACE.

I COULD EDIT MY POST TO MAKE IT LIKE IT WAS BEFORE
BUT THAT WAS SO FUNNY IT'S GONNA STAY LIKE THIS.


AGAIN..... SUCKER
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Old 2003-01-24, 17:06
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lol, I should have known it was a set-up!
 
Old 2003-01-24, 17:45
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Yuck, here's another present for you birthday wally


YEAH! and in comes def with his good ol'porn
 
Old 2003-01-24, 19:14
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YOU BASTARD I WANT TO BE A MOD TOO AND
CHANGE EVERYBODY'S POST AND MAKE THEM LOOK STUPID

NOW I'VE LEARN SOMETHING FROM THIS: DON'T MAKE FUN OF A MODERATOR
IN A FORUM WICH HE MODERATE OR ELSE IT GET BACK IN YOUR FACE.

I COULD EDIT MY POST TO MAKE IT LIKE IT WAS BEFORE
BUT THAT WAS SO FUNNY IT'S GONNA STAY LIKE THIS.


AGAIN..... SUCKER


Bet you won't make that mistake again eh?

By the way Def, aside from all the alcohol I got, that was about the best thing I got for my b'day
 
Old 2003-01-24, 19:17
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Yeah I'm late to the thread. Hope you had a good one, bob.



Walpurgis, Smash!
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Old 2003-01-24, 19:29
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I know how much you've been here slayme, you should have been the first to reply...I'm hurt, man. Bastard

Heh, and I'm not that green.
 
Old 2003-01-24, 20:34
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After the last weekend it'd be possible, i think.
 
Old 2003-01-24, 20:59
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Walpurgis only assumes his green, Hulk form after a long day drinking green beer on St. Patty's day.
 
Old 2003-01-25, 01:01
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When is St. Patrick's Day anyway?
 
Old 2003-01-25, 01:37
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March-ish....
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Old 2003-01-25, 02:59
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Old 2003-01-25, 03:03
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Is that supposed to be an Irish only holiday or something?

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