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Old 2009-07-30, 11:57
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I want to pull down my pants

and let a frog crawl over my genitals.

And also, I used to not like onions, but now I eat them all the time.
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Old 2009-07-30, 13:49
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there's more fun ways to get warts





(i'm aware that's a myth by the way)
(warts from a frog, that is. Not genital warts, they're very real from what i hear)
(I"m sure some of you can account for that)
(Paddy)
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Old 2009-07-30, 15:49
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onions are good. not plain though.
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Old 2009-07-30, 16:02
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i like em fried
 
Old 2009-07-30, 19:24
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Does beanhead like onions?
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Old 2009-07-31, 03:56
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Old 2009-07-31, 10:15
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Haha. What a strange thread.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-07-31, 13:23
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Onions are cool
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
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Old 2009-07-31, 13:33
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Frogfucking and the likes are pretty common topics in the RTT.

Does this deserve an own thread?
 
Old 2009-07-31, 15:51
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I think so. we need another active thread
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Old 2009-07-31, 19:17
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and let a frog crawl over my genitals.

And also, I used to not like onions, but now I eat them all the time.


You guys are all retarded. You don't get warts from frogs! You get them from toads! Ever seen a dog grab a toad to play with it? They either destroy it will their feet or end up leaving it alone cuz they secrete foul stuff.

What would you younguns ever do without me.............................You'd all be out trying to get frog warts in sci-fi land. Sheesh.
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Old 2009-07-31, 19:28
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You guys are all retarded. You don't get warts from frogs! You get them from toads! Ever seen a dog grab a toad to play with it? They either destroy it will their feet or end up leaving it alone cuz they secrete foul stuff.

What would you younguns ever do without me.............................You'd all be out trying to get frog warts in sci-fi land. Sheesh.



haha you don't get warts from either. It's a myth!
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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
 
Old 2009-07-31, 19:35
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You guys are all retarded. You don't get warts from frogs! You get them from toads! Ever seen a dog grab a toad to play with it? They either destroy it will their feet or end up leaving it alone cuz they secrete foul stuff.

What would you younguns ever do without me.............................You'd all be out trying to get frog warts in sci-fi land. Sheesh.


did you even read past the first post? I mean, no one even said frogs give warts. Well truth did but he knows what he was talking about. Damn whiskey tango.
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Old 2009-08-01, 07:45
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onions are good. not plain though.




see this
 
Old 2009-08-01, 09:04
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Haha, that actually had me convinced that it was a real person... until I clicked the link
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-08-03, 12:34
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This forum is a barren landscape of advertisements and strictly modded threads. I'm surprised this one wasn't closed.
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Old 2009-08-03, 14:03
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This forum is a barren landscape of advertisements and strictly modded threads. I'm surprised this one wasn't closed.


Well, drawn&quartered said we needed it.

I just deleted about 30 threads but it's insane. Something needs to happen. More active mods and something to delete all threads by one user in one sweep. I'm not going to delete 4 pages of threads one by one.
 
Old 2009-08-03, 17:24
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More active mods!
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I don't know about you, but I deadlift because I strive to be the first human tree stump pulling machine


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the song serial cocksucker changed my life


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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?

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