Cunts! The whole lot of ya's!

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I second that!

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FUCK YA DICK NIGGA

cunts...

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Had any good tea lately Joe?

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Oh and just to clarify:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOQboHV3-PI

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dude just been enjoying my Japanese Genmai-Cha Green Tea

great shit, man... I recommend it if you like green tea

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Tea???? What happened here?

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Didn't you hear? This isn't metaltabs anymore. We're all about tea, knitting, crafts, baking and all that sort of stuff now. Nomad just hasn't updated the site yet.

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U r So cUte? hUgZ N KisseS





knit me up a fuckin shirt bitch... I'll pay ya

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*gasp* Such language!

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I'm kidding................

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That Christmas sweater you knitted for me, MyOwnSavior, is still my favorite. The color combination you chose were marvelous.

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You're quite welcome.

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Pictures?

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Never heard of it, but I'm not really into green tea anyways I'm mainly into black tea, Karkade (hibiscus), Rooibos, and sometimes Earl Grey.

Were you able to try hibiscus tea?

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What should I do if this really strange ugly girl won't leave me alone? I'm clearly not interested, yet she persists

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Just fuckin kill her! Stick her face in the ground and wait until she doesn`t move anymore and than bang her. Fun dude..it`s all about fun

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Fuck her - the disappointment will surely put her off any future contact with you.

Ahhhhh you knows I gots jokes!

HAHAHAHAHA! You're like a German Chris Barnes!

But no that's the problem, I don't want to fuck her. She's very strange, and hideous, and she has been bothering me on and off for close to two years now. She sends messages to my email and facebook telling me that she wants to "break my hips", and when I block her email she just gets a new email address

Haha Zing!

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Report her as a stalker. Ignore her. Or talk about stuff she finds distasteful for sure and maybe she'll get uninterested. Maybe she really does want to break your hips. I bet there's people here that would like to do that or at least watch. We're talking about building a rack in the backyard for my husband's herniated disk so maybe when he's not using it you can. Just an offer.

Getting back to the crafting, is anyone sewing? I just bought a pattern and 2 fabrics for tank tops.

Oh yeah, Earl Grey tea tastes like garbage! yuck

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I wish I could grow a bear. My facial hairs don't exceed a cm. It's actually saddening.

You fucking ingrate. Even the ugliest of women never pursue me like that. The only sexy comments I get on my Facebook page are either from myself using a different account or from my mum on my birthday. TAKE WHAT YOU'RE GIVEN AND BE HAPPY YOU EVEN GOT A SNIFF!

Just be incredibly rude and mean to her, like "I wouldn't fuck you with a rubber cock on the end of a 10ft iron bar from the other side of a thick curtain, nevermind riding you with my own lovely meat-flavoured one face-to-whatever-that-is-between-your-massive-malformed-cauliflower-ears". Or the one I get quite a lot is "hey, you, yeah you in the bushes, get the fuck out of my garden and stop watching me shit! Maybe if you had a face like Colin Farrell instead of a leprosy-ridden burns victim things would be different, but they're not, so FUCK off before I tell dad."

I tried sewing my ears to the insides of my mum's thighs while she slept, but the bitch woke up and I ended up just eating her beef-biscuits like normal. You try to spice things up a bit and all you get is grief, fuck sake.

Step right up and see the amazing new invention from Padatron Industries! The Patent Pending Beard-o-matic 5000™! Retailing at only $9.99!

The patent pending beard delivery & fastening device has been censored from this image to prevent intellectual property thieves from stealing my sweet idea:

http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/979/beardatron.png

Children acting in plays or attending fancy dress parties will be supplied with a FREE, that's right, FREE Beard-o-matic 5000™! This special offer is never-ending! Ever! It's FREE! Please, sign your children up for a Beard-o-matic 5000™ TODAY, or later tonight if you prefer. I have a van with a mattress in the back, so I can come to you if you want. I won't even charge you for the petrol expended by visiting myself upon your children.

"What's the catch?" I hear you ask. Well, the catch is that you will become a very close friend of mine for the duration of your Beard-o-matic 5000™ experience, because I will have to accompany you everywhere you go to ensure that the Beard-o-matic 5000™ is securely fastened at all times, and to periodically drain the beard fluid from your mouth with my patent pending, specially designed Mop-o-matic 4000™. This involves me standing in front of you, elevated about 2 or 3 feet off the ground (I have a converted trash can with wheels for this purpose), and you will experience an inability to speak and taste anything but salt and meat products. But all of this is a small price to pay for looking like a rugged, handsome movie star, no?? That's right, NO!

Beard-o-matic 5000™!

fuck her, like stick your dick in her vagina. I used to have weird girls follow me around and I never followed through and slayed the dragon, kinda wish I did. I guess after you do that better opportunities start to pop up

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hahaha i was going to suggest the same thing. Fuck her, then just don't let anyone find out. If you're lucky, she'll fall in love with you and buy you things and do your laundry. Then just pretend she doesn't exist otherwise.

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Don't give him bad advice. Blitz has a gf i think. Cheating is sick.

Paddy is back.

oh i didn't know he had a gf. That changes things a bit, cause that means his laundry should already be getting done for him haha.

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Fuck Paddy!

No for real Blitz yer got 2 options. Ignore or fuck her. Both at the same time would be pretty sick, indeed
Let us know how you`ll choose

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lol. Just make a choice on the one that is less ugly and fuck her then...I think that may be a scientific breakthrough

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Well if he fucks her, his gf might have a hard time believing that he'd fuck an ugly chick and just brush it off lolz. But if she catches her doing your laundry, you're screwed!

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my one buddy was cheating on his fiancee for a while, and when she found out, they ended up having a 3-some. True Story.

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Hahaha, That's great! Some girls are pretty damn kinky, that's for sure.

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evening all

hope you've all been playing together nicely when i haven't been around

just literally have time to pop in to say yes am still alive sortof lol

been busy with the whole w*rk thing & the whole study thing & organising a get together with bf & friends over halloween in belfast to celebrate end of studies for another year plus been doing the crafting thing both witchy stuff & non-witchy lol

anyone apart from paddy (got your crazed pm's my ol' mucker) miss me?? lol

will be about for a wee while tonight,

bunny xxx

edit: happy belated birthdays for those that had them (better late than never)

edit 2: nights all

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how many smilies can you use in one post

holy shit

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She's back!! I hope you liked my love poem and the photos of my erect penis. I did it all for you, baby! Then I did it again a few minutes later when my spongy glans penis stopped hurting and I got my crying under control.

You'll have to fill me in, and then you'll have to tell me what you've been up to lately.

A question for whomever: does your piss ever smell like Sugar Puffs? What the fuck's that all about?? Is it like when you smell almonds coming from a wound as an indicator that gangrene is setting it? Is Sugar Puffage the aromatic indicator of internal imp-worms plastering the inside of my bladder with their sweaty faeces?

It's probably not a good thing. Should smell like ammonia, and that reminds me about the time I left a piss unflushed and left my apartment for a weekend, when I came back the smell made me cry

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I hate being sick. This is the second time this month i have caught a bad cold. How the fuck does this keep happening in the middle of summer?

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I'm single now actually, but I still don't want anything to do with this freak.
And yes, cheating is terrible.

Are you sure you don't have the swine flu?

LOL!

Take what I'm given? Fuck that. I'm not the best looking fella around, but I could do much better than this girl. You can have her if you want

You can have mine if you want it. I get sick of shaving so goddamn much.

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you're only about the 4th person today to comment me about having the swine flu haha.

And Blitz, be proud of your ability to grow a beard! Don't shave it!

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you're only about the 4th person today to comment me about having the swine flu haha.

And Blitz, be proud of your ability to grow a beard! Don't shave it!

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awesome double post

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I'd never be interested in a woman who'd have a guy like me as a boyfriend.

I don't really like having facial hair all that much. I used to have these except without the moustache, and I had chin curtains a few winters back, but I get sick of the itching and shit. IMO dealing with 5 o'clock shadow is much easier than having to live with a bushy itchy beard

Haha. She's not looking for a boyfriend, trust me. I can chloroform her and send her over in a wooden crate. She's really short too, so you can pretend she's a midget

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How the fuck did that happen? 10 minutes apart yet? whoa..

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Doesn't my friend/coworker look almost exactly like Conan O'Brien? I always tell him he does, but he says he doesn't see it.

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/...23142956237.jpg

How the fuck can you NOT see that?

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I dunno but he looks creepy and i don't like him. Please refrain from posting pictures of him again. Thanks.

haha, no really, red haired people creep me out.

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HAHA! Yeah he is a bit creepy looking, but a really nice guy anyways.

Do you actually have a phobia of gingers?

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phobias are funny and scary and weird... let's make a thread about them! Blitz... take the stand...

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Haha I think there already is one dude. I'll check.

Fuck, I've been shitting bricks all day and night
Tomorrow morning I have to get an ultrasound on the front of my neck to determine whether the bump on my thyroid gland is cancerous or not.

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Man good luck dude

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shit i somehow missed that Blitz!

dude i wish you the best, whatever that means coming from me... bu yea luck to you man.

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No worries man, and thanks. At least this kind of thing isn't new to me. I feel a little more confident this time around (having almost died at 7).

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Man sounds really hard to me...
What happened?
I can only remember I had some bad head injuries and that kind of shit

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgsw0npoOzY

A friend of mine I went to school with's band. Pretty awesome shit I think.

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haha no i don't actually have a phobia of gingers, they're just weird lookin people is all and I'm glad I'm not one

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I've got two words for ya: Jessica Rabbit.

http://www.redhead-gals.com/hairy/0...s/phoenix11.jpg

Haha I used to have a thing for ginger women. Not so much anymore though, I guess I just grew out of it. Most of my friends say I'm mad, but I've been going through a phase lately where I find Semitic women extremely foxy

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When I was a kid I wanted to have sex with her.

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Fuck this double posting shit

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Yeah who doesn`t want to make it with her
BTW: DEVOURMENT IS THE FUCKIN BROOTAL SHIT AHHHH!

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So I came to the conclusion today that Souls to Deny is one of the best all time death metal albums of all time ever in the history of time ever, and if you don't agree with me then you're either deaf or dumb.


Don't mind me, i'm severely hung over.

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Uhh, I'm not sure you understand this, my kraut friend.

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whoops double post from yesterday sry guys

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fucking double posts!!!

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fucking double posts!!!

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okay guys ti

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me to stop

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While I`m waitig for my new amp I tried to give myself a blowjob. Man my neck cracked so loudly I was nearly screaming of surprisement

Sick shit.

Edit: 700 Posts Fuck me hard I`m going to drink with every of you bitches!

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HAHA! I just saw this now. This is all irrelevant though as I'm single now

The girl hasn't been bothering me lately. But next weekend is going to be awkward. See, the weird girl is the friend of a friend of mine (who is also female) Now my friend is pretty hot and normal and she has invited me and some other people to her summer cabin out in the middle of the woods to have a huge party, and I agreed to go, but later on I found out that the weird girl is going.

Now ever since I became single a few weeks ago, my friend has also shown a really big interest in me, and she has been pissed off at her friend for trying to get all over me, but she still invited her to this party. I'm still going to go, but this is going to be awkward. They might turn on each other at some point during the night, or they both might turn on me? Who knows, some women go mad when they drink.

Haha! I hope you're not serious...

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A prince among men

Thanks dude

And Blitz is going to get a nice juicy sandwich. Just remember, keep the ugly girl out of your sight while you fuck her and your other friend!

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Hahaha, man that should be a fun party for you. I would tell the hot friend that her ugly friend has been giving you weird vibes.. Then proceed to ask her to pretend to be your girlfriend every time the ugly chick is in site!

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Great idea That could make for a fun time. Make sure there's plenty of beer!

Saw Queensryche last night. Their setlist was weeeak.

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potential double post

12th lesson of the Great Eric Cartman;

"Do not trust the Jews..... oh, and kids with red hair and freckles have no soul..... and we all die in 2012."

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Haha Wow, I haven't watched that show since I was like 14.

Eric Cartman is real though...
http://sarcastro.files.wordpress.co...06/cartman1.jpg

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BBUUMMPP!!

to save us from that STUPID 154 thread...

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Someone shoot the spammer!!! Good grief! haha I need some relief. You guys and girls take care of yourselves and don't do dumb stuff. It's liable to catch up with you much later in life.

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sweaty bump

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y3.../bumpnb9xn1.gif

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hahaha

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i'll be that guy some day

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Haha! Randy is fucking awesome

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This is strange. Whenever I try to burn a DVD-RW in my DVD burner (which will write RW's) it won't recognize the disc. I'll put the DVD-RW into the drive, but it still says the drive is empty. I've never had this problem before. Anybody know what's going on?

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I've had that problem with cd's I've burnt before. Sometimes they'll read for awhile and then not even be acknowledged either to rewrite or play. I don't know why either.
There's something I heard about putting a markered line around the edge of the disk for a contrast, but I don't know if that really works or not.

I've looked around on ask.com and google and I'm not finding specific info about the problem. There's some stuff about reinstalling drivers and different formats, but I haven't found what you or I are after.

Be sure and post if you do find something out and I will, too. Hopefully one of these extremely techy people here will know.

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This is a long shot, and I'm assuming the problem occurs before you're able to write anything to the disc and not after, but typically DVD-ROM drives only recognise one of two disc types, + or -. The disc you're using at the moment appears to be of the minus variety - do you normally use those? If not (for instance, if you saw them in a sale and thought you'd save a few quid and try 'em out) you might wanna look into the disc types your drive can recognise. If your drive is relatively new it's likely that it can play both types and that all of this was a waste of both our times

This doesn't really apply to CDs though, because the minus ones are pretty much the standard now and finding the plus ones is actually quite tricky.

Is it just that one disc, or have you tried several? It could just be a faulty disc, or indeed a faulty batch. It happens, and is incredibly annoying haha. You could try testing the discs in a friend's PC.

Can you burn other types of disc successfully? Maybe non-RW ones?

EDIT: Have you tried formatting the disc using your burning software? It could be that the file system on the disc needs to be re-created.

fuck heavy metal, katy perry is the shit

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I'm learning to play Surgery of Impalement but that first verse riff isn't sounding like it does when they play it and it's frustrating me. It's not very complicated either. grr. I'm assuming the tab is accurate as the rest of the song seems right.

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where did you get the tab?

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It's right here on the site!

This tab is like Surgery of Impalement on crack... try toning the intro down to like 195 bpm on the powertab, and the second part from 230bpm to about 212. That should help some LOL. I played them side by side and the tab sounds pretty good. Hard to tell with all that guitar distortion though.

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that does sound a little better. How bout the tempo of the breakdown?

Edit: 110 sounds about right

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I had the same problem. To my surprise the cd was actually a ham sandwich.

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Can you play Pierced from within? I`m trying so hard to learn it but I don`t get it I mean I`m able to play a lot of Dying Fetus shit and it seems to me that DF are more technical then Suffocation so it shouldn`t be a problem....what the hell am I writing here

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I haven't tried to learn Pierced From Within but i can take a look at it when i get a chance if you want. Suffocation is weird like that though, cause it doesn't appear to be very technical, yet somehow manages to give you a hard time.

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double post. fuck it.

SLAYER and CANNIBAL CORPSE today at MAYHEMFEST in the downpouring rain and thunderstorms. Gonna be fucking awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Don't stand under a tree or drive an Impala there.

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You should drive an Impala with a built in tree and watch the show from your car.

Sounds like an awesome show, i'm jealous! Maybe Slayer wont have to make their own intro for Raining Blood lolol

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2 Impalas got struck by lightning because of the antennae. I don't think he'd need a tree.

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If I got the money to go there I`ll see Cannibal Corpse and Dying Fetus on tour

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That`d be great

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