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2009-07-12, 18:28
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He Went Black and Apparently Never Went Back
Darko is so great
He's not a cunt at all.
Everyone else is a cunt,
They're not worthy to lick his balls.
I'd like to lick your balls, Darko,
So that I may taste the saltiest of cabbages.
But my low-sodium diet makes things tricky,
So I'll just not lick your balls.
Cabbages is a hard word to rhyme,
Which is why I spend so much time
Wondering how to rhyme
Cabbages.
Happy birthday Darko,
May every dream come true,
And may big-titted brunette virgins
Let you fuck them.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DARKO!
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2009-07-12, 18:52
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2009-07-12, 19:09
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happy birthday
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2009-07-12, 20:53
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Okay.
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Happy Birthday! Have a good one man!
Great poem Paddy haha 
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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2009-07-12, 21:13
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In memorial to Michael Jackson..
Darko, it's your Birthdayyyyy. Happy Birthday Darkoooo.
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2009-07-13, 02:25
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Metal As Fuck!
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Have a good one!
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2009-07-13, 02:48
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Die Young.
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2009-07-13, 08:09
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Let's hope Dylan doesn't take offense at not being regarded as a cunt!
Happy birthday, Dyldo
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2009-07-13, 09:53
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Have a good one dyldo! |
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2009-07-13, 10:13
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
Pour ces bois obscurs maintenant endormis.
R.I.P moe
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2009-07-13, 12:23
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happy birfday!!!
And Baggage rhymes with cabbage. Sheesh, Paddy.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2009-07-13, 13:12
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TAKK FRYR MIG!
I'm in Iceland for those of you who didn't know, hence my absence. I spent the majority of my birthday traveling back into Reykjavik from the West Fjords so it wasn't very eventful, aside from getting drunk and entering a singing contest (and losing).
And Paddy, cabbage isn't that hard to rhyme with. Savage, baggage, ravage.. that's all I got. Back in the day, when tradition meant something, a regular who was in pre-mod training had to perform fellatio on who's ever balls were cabbagiest so its good to see that you're willing to scrape those knees, but you've got to learn to deal with the rotting stench. The best of us have it.
Anywho.. back to hunting whales with puffin tipped bullets!
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2009-07-14, 00:43
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And Paddy, cabbage isn't that hard to rhyme with. Savage, baggage, ravage.. that's all I got.
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How the fuck could you miss package? As in "Chris Rezendes has a HUMONGOUS..."? Goddamn it, Dyldo, you must be drunker than I thought.
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2009-07-14, 02:56
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Happy birthday! Hope it was a good one with plenty o' booze! |
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2009-07-14, 10:09
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Hey man, happy birthday. Hope you enjoyed it.
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2009-07-16, 09:58
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I'm in Iceland for those of you who didn't know, hence my absence.
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I would fucking kill a baby to be in your position instantly. 
how awesome is it? I've been oggling over Iceland pictures my whole life, and I love Sigur Ros... my life goal is to see them there one day and then fuck every member and gain their talents.
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2009-07-17, 08:18
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Dylan, despite dressing up his exploits in Iceland as cultural furtherment, is actually only there to stalk Bjork. He won't be returning to the US until he can steal at least one worn sock. You can each make up your own minds as to the intended purpose of the sock.
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2009-07-17, 15:04
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TAKK FRYR MIG!
I'm in Iceland for those of you who didn't know, hence my absence. I spent the majority of my birthday traveling back into Reykjavik from the West Fjords so it wasn't very eventful, aside from getting drunk and entering a singing contest (and losing).
And Paddy, cabbage isn't that hard to rhyme with. Savage, baggage, ravage.. that's all I got. Back in the day, when tradition meant something, a regular who was in pre-mod training had to perform fellatio on who's ever balls were cabbagiest so its good to see that you're willing to scrape those knees, but you've got to learn to deal with the rotting stench. The best of us have it.
Anywho.. back to hunting whales with puffin tipped bullets!
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Sounds like a great way to spend a birthday, have fun dude!
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Please excuse me for I currently have a terminal erection, and the only cure is midget-cunny.
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2009-07-17, 16:47
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I've been oggling over Iceland pictures my whole life, and I love Sigur Ros
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2009-07-17, 22:23
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happy bbbbbbbbbbbday
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2009-07-17, 23:28
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Okay.
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Originally Posted by johnmansley
Dylan, despite dressing up his exploits in Iceland as cultural furtherment, is actually only there to stalk Bjork. He won't be returning to the US until he can steal at least one worn sock. You can each make up your own minds as to the intended purpose of the sock.
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Haha 
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2009-07-17, 23:49
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Vaginal Warts
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Originally Posted by johnmansley
Dylan, despite dressing up his exploits in Iceland as cultural furtherment, is actually only there to stalk Bjork. He won't be returning to the US until he can steal at least one worn sock. You can each make up your own minds as to the intended purpose of the sock.
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shit!
I wish you luck, Dyldo
Let us know how you captured her.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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