Paddy's getting his head examined tomorrow by professionals. They're gonna stick a soldering gun up his nose and burn through all the hair to cauterize his innards and try to get his head back to normal. I hope the nurse is a vertically challenged person just for him and I hope they stick those nasal tampons up his nose just because.

But anyways, ya know my thoughts and prayers are with you and the doc, Paddy. Best of luck to ya.

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I don`t get this thread?

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I don't either. I must have missed 14 pages of discussion in between those two or something

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There's other places to converse like pm's *gasp* as well as other places on the net. *gasp gasp* You guys should get out more.
Nah, he's having surgery, but hopefully it'll be an in and out proceedure and he'll be back here soon.

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Strength and a bull unto Paddy

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What's the surgery?

Good luck, Paddy!

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The irony hurts


well, good luck to paddy anyways.

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It's around his sinus area. I'm not sure if they're doing one side, both sides, or straight up the middle, but they're cauterizing it the least invasive way.

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I hope he doesn't go blind

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Lobotomy?? Don't you need a brain for that procedure?

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Went ahead and fixed that for you.

He told me that it's just a routine penis de-scabbing that he gets 3 times a year. Lets just hope that the surgeon is a little more careful with the electric file and blowtorch this time

Haha just kidding Paddy, hope all goes well and you feel better soon!

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haha

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They are giving him a normal human brain I guess.
Sick-death-metal-General-Surgery-fuck

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Maybe I should have gone, too. I feel like shit warmed over. Back to bed for me. ugh...........

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Hahahahaha! Thanks guys!

I had to get the inside of my nose cauterised because I cough up a massive hunk o' lung butter every time I eat something (and sometimes even when I don't). It's been going on for about 3 fuckin' years, making life kinda tricky - I can't eat out, and I have to take regular 30 minute breaks out of my schedule to dedicate to the post-meal phlegm convention. So far the operation hasn't worked, so I don't know what the fuck else I can try (there's already been 3 years of fruitless antibiotics, nasal sprays and suckin' fat women's labia). I guess I could stop gargling on old man's cum, but regular mouthwash doesn't give me that same cheddary freshness

General anaesthetic kicks ass, though Well, it does when the nurse stickin' the needle into you isn't a reject from Helga's House of Crap Nurses. Fuck me that was painful.

Congratulations, you've earned yourself the questionable honour of being the first person to be quoted in my otherwise awesome sig

Not even! I had my anus replaced with the wristband from a ski glove in 1992, so if I was ever to get it fixed I'd go to a tailor. Anyway, everyone knows that if you leave your hospital gown untied at the back it's a signal to the nurse that she's free to fist you at her leisure throughout the surgery, which I did, so you're half right

Hahaha thanks mate!! It's a little scary that I inspire these kinds of responses though, it makes me ponder the direction my life has taken

They only thing they had available was a pickle attached to a battery with a shoelace, and I already got one of those

Thanks again chaps, I FEEL LOVED! No wait, I'm sitting on my dildo...well, thanks anyway And thanks to Bobbi for the thread! I'm still not coming to Ohio to consensually rape you, though. Morally I'm all for it, but I can't get a fucking visa for love nor money nor blowjobs. Apparently some Canadian fuck-jockey sent my details into Homeland Security, and I now have an FBI division dedicated to fucking up my day.

HAHAHAHA I just saw an ad on the telly for "Vagisil". HAHAHAHAHA!

Last time I'm giving you a bull, ungrateful motherfucker.

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Your bull was much appreciated

That one was too easy Good to see you made it out alive.

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Damn it, Paddy, after all this time you spelled my name wrong? Okay, I'll blame the drugs. Not sure yours or mine, but it sounds good. And that wasn't me that was Jr. He'll be so disappointed!
Hopefully the surgery will help eventually. You've probably got a lot up there in your snot locker -as my dad used to call it. Hubby's got a sump pump if it gets too bad.

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Paddy, if the surgery didn't work, just use the age old remedy for everything.. alcohol. If you consume enough, all your problems go away. If hasn't failed me for anything yet.

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...And then we got to see pics of your fucked up arm.





No offence, I liked it. Hell, it's my wallpaper.

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I fixed your name haha, it's just that I automatically type an E after an I without thinking about it, especially so on the ends of words and when I'm typing fast

When I blow my nose I get these thick lumps of gristle in the mucus, presumably the remains of my burnt nasal interior. COOL! But yeah, some sort of pump would be great, I was sleeping in 30 minute intervals last night because of the choking and the running nose, and I'm fuckin' knackered as I type this haha. The doc said it'd be about 10 days or so before everything has cleared, so I'll just have to bite the pillow. I mean, bite the bullet. Not sure why I said that.

LOL! I think I'm with Wolfsherz on this one

How is your arm, by the way?

hahahaha touche. and if that's really your wallpaper, that's fucking awesome!


The arm's getting better, far from perfect, but it does what i need it to.

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Hope everything went well for you, Paddy

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