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Double-ended Dildo Required
ASS TO ASS!!! ASSSSSSSSS TO ASSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
Blitz906 & guitar_demon up a tree,
F-U-C-K-I-N-G!
First comes the love,
Second comes the marriage,
Third comes the baby in the golden carriage,
And Uncle Paddy babysits him on weekends and definitely doesn't make him sit on his lap while he watches German porn.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!
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Have a good one guys!
And don't forget to get shitfaced! Rehab is for quitters!!!
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2009-06-14, 12:07
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German porn.
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You want some?
HAPPY-B-DAY GUYZ!
Let`s get SHITFACED!
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Haha thanks guys I'm going out with my girlfriend tonight to get drunk as a sailor. We'll be going to a pub called Kelly O'Briens (Irish owned) And Paddy, you better hadn't be there waiting for me haha... seriously though, I don't want to get raped if I go to the washroom 
Gemini's FTW!! The quiet; yet devious star sign 
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2009-06-14, 12:33
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And Paddy, you better hadn't be there waiting for me haha... seriously though, I don't want to get raped if I go to the washroom |
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2009-06-14, 12:43
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Well that's fucked that idea, then.
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Haha, what a waste of a plane ticket eh?
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2009-06-14, 13:03
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You know what? Fuck it, I'm comin'. And as soon as I wipe myself down I'm getting on that plane and I'm flying it right into that fucking potato-muncher's pub.
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2009-06-14, 13:30
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Happy Birthday guys!
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2009-06-14, 13:55
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Haha 
I remember going into that pub a few years back and they had hired an Asian guy for a bartender. Nothing wrong with that of course, but... all bartenders and waitresses in that pub are required to wear kilts ( even though kilts aren't really Irish ) But needless to say, it did look peculiar haha. I wonder if his name was Rick Shaw
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Thanks BB! One of my friends gave me an early birthday gift the other day because he wasn't able to make it over today... a bottle of St. Peter's organic English Ale. I haven't tried it yet, but I can't fucking wait haha Ever had it?
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2009-06-14, 14:21
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Haha
I remember going into that pub a few years back and they had hired an Asian guy for a bartender. Nothing wrong with that of course, but... all bartenders and waitresses in that pub are required to wear kilts ( even though kilts aren't really Irish ) But needless to say, it did look peculiar haha. |
Haha there should be a paragraph written into the Geneva Convention guaranteeing all employees of bars the right to refuse to dress like a cunt.
Kilts are indeed Irish, though. I'm wearing one right now actually. A lovely red one with white hearts on it and the crotch cut out.
It's a Celtic thing (although not exclusively) so Ireland isn't exempt from ridicule. Not that there's anything funny about it.
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BAM!!! I wonder if the owner of the bar has a cousin called Paddy O'Doors. |
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2009-06-14, 14:23
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Happy birthday man! Have some good brews while trying to get drunk as a sailor! You need to be at sea for a good month or two before you can just walk on land and get drunk like that. |
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well aint you a bunch of cunts
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2009-06-14, 16:08
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2009-06-14, 17:21
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Have a good one cats, I mean guys.
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2009-06-14, 18:57
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Have a great birthday, guys, and don't get busted by the beach police!
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2009-06-14, 21:39
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Kilts are indeed Irish, though. I'm wearing one right now actually. A lovely red one with white hearts on it and the crotch cut out.
It's a Celtic thing (although not exclusively) so Ireland isn't exempt from ridicule. Not that there's anything funny about it.
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Well, you're right, it is a Celtic thing. I'm not saying that the Irish shouldn't wear kilts, I was just saying that they haven't been wearing them for as long as the Scots.
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Thanks to everyone else for the birthday wishes
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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HAAAYA NIGGAZ HAPPY BIRTHDAY hope you'll get your anus destroyed by a big black cock
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
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2009-06-15, 01:16
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well a few buddies came over for some Beers and then we decided to play some oldschool Street Fighter
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POW MIA NEVER FORGOTTEN
no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
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Whoa, Concert Jesus is only 100!
Happy birthday to the both of you
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Red Sparowes - At the Soundless Dawn
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Hope you had a good one guys
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Have wonderful anal sex, cunts.
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Happy Birthdays to you cunts!
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Please excuse me for I currently have a terminal erection, and the only cure is midget-cunny.
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You know what? Fuck it, I'm comin'. And as soon as I wipe myself down I'm getting on that plane and I'm flying it right into that fucking potato-muncher's pub.
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You didn't show up
Oh, do you know what "Cead Mile Failte" means?
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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